•Scale of 1-10 how terrible of an idea is it for a girl to go get a drink from a bar alone after work?
•@• Why is it so hard to find a sincerely nice, pretty girl whose conservative .... not in politics but in demeanor ... with poise and intelligence ... Am I asking for too much? Whatever happened to the classic woman? ---> you pretty much just described my roommate...
•So AEPhi stole Chi O's tradition of doing big/little revelation at the Lincoln Memorial? That's really desperate and obnoxious.
•BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM! I wish Emeril would come to my dad's restaurant. I'd cook him the meal of his lifetime.
•"@Happy belated birthday, Jensen Ackles!" Saving people. Hunting things. The family business.
•Shut up Doug
•Which Doug needs to shut up?
•"@Shoutout to the hot guys who use/run the photo lab aw yiss" who's the hottest? ;)
•whoever is singing in south side's quad and playing the guitar im so close to walking outside and punching you in the face
•An attack on Tolstoy is an attack on all anarchists
•The two AU offices that you should never trust any important project or concern to: the Student Health Center and OIT.
•There is a special place in hell for professors who assign paper due the day after spring break is over.
•@"The classic woman" FYI, the 'classic woman' never existed. The patriarchal oppression of women by men into fitting what they considered the best beauty standards did, and then the women's lib movement happened and she realized she didn't have to dress/act that way, so she didn't. Find a girl who acts the way she wants to in a way that turns you on, but there isn't a "classic" woman.
•Why is my NBC feed still so static-y and glitchy? I thought AU fixed this!
•Sorry, that should've said "leggings or YOGA pants." The point still stands though. Stop complaining about girls wearing yoga pants and leggings as pants; girls haven't stopped yet, so more complaining isn't gonna help you. Just deal with it and don't stare at the girl's ass.
•Someone might then steal Rodman's head.
•Good god why is it so hard to find a woman around here. You'd think with 65-35 ratio it would be easy.
•Editor, please don't forget to put up the Eagle Rants. :)
•"We're making cuisine, you idiots! Food is what dogs eat, also tourists!"
•Serious zombie nightmare last night. I was driving a school bus full of survivors through my hometown, but there were zombies everywhere (I'm from a small city), and we kept crashing. At first it was into guardrails and blockades, but eventually I realized I was crashing into walls inside a building, and therefore obviously not in a bus anymore. I was alone and everyone was gone. I had failed them. Worse than being bitten. [Editor's Note: That sounds positively terrifying.]
•Is AU Queers and Allies school-sponsored? PLEASE tell me my tuition dollars are not going to an S&M workshop [Editor's Note: AU Queers and Allies is a Student Activities-recognized club, so it, like most student-run clubs, is funded all or in part by student activity fee funds distributed by the AU Club Council.]
•@"The dress shirt + jacket combination (even jeans) IS business attire". No it's not. Jeans are never business attire. Do you by chance also happen to think leggings qualify as pants?
•@"Nobody who wears leggings or pants gives a rat's ass what you think. They're f**king comfortable. If it's aggravating you so much then get a hobby and stop staring at people's asses." Your logic makes no sense. Nudists probably think they are comfortable too.
•@"Can't we all just find something that we can agree on? Like how lame YouTube has become lately?" You clearly have not seen the red panda video
•@"Why is it so hard to find a sincerely nice, pretty girl whose conservative .... not in politics but in demeanor ... with poise and intelligence ... Am I asking for too much? Whatever happened to the classic woman?" We exist! Just don't look for us at frat parties. Try the library or one of the Christian groups
•@" It somehow reflects poorly on me that I need to work my butt off to get a girl interested...how about someone come to me for once?" Because any guy worth having will initiate the conversation. Be a gentleman.
•@"I just walked into a bathroom stall to find an empty yogurt container and cup of tea on the ~feminine products canister. Really? You couldn't throw out your trash? You're that lazy?" Probs because they got rid of the trash cans and only let you throw paper towels in there...
•ROMANI ITE DOMUM -That is all.
•I'm attracted to you like teenie boppers to Apple Stores
•Tolstoy, more like Stolestoy. [Editor's Note: *rimshot*]
