•My Oscars live tweets > your Oscars live tweets
•I think you are absolutely gorgeous and we have only talked like twice. You also have a boyfriend...
•@I can't even take these activists I feel you, man. They suck.
•I hooked up with someone I shouldn't have last night, and all I can think about was this morning when we hooked up again, and the intense look he was giving me when it was happening. His eyes are haunting me in the sexiest way possible.
•After reading AU's strategic plan I am convinced that this is an excellent university to attend, or will be soon after I graduate...
•I don't understand what's happening here. I just want to hold your hand and snuggle with you, and sometimes to feel wanted and desired. I know you think I'm a pretty pathetic individual, but I also know you find me attractive and care about me a lot. So what's missing?
•PAPER, WRITE YOURSELF
•@ "why are AU conservatives forced into hiding? " Cause we stoopid. We no like bill to not hit pretty lady. what if pretty lady al Quida? Wat if pretty lady is Obama? wat if pretty lady Benghazi? we need to hit pretty ladys.
•Not sure why the Express To-Go box place switched from boxes to bags... I feel super dumb dragging around a Bon Appetit bag, and I'm not even sure if I buy the reasoning that the bags uses less cardboard than the box.
•"Tonight will be the night that I will fall you over again don't make me change my mind"
•So if BOE members are receiving death threats, why haven't they gone to the police, you know, an actual law enforcement entity, rathern than the SG Senate which for some reason feels it needs a "word of the day?"
•People complaining about their tuition money going to bringing Rachel Maddow, WITHDRAW FROM THE UNIVERSITY THEN! It's that simple! Free Market 101! [Editor's Note: I'm nitpicking, but Maddow's being paid by student activity fees, not tuition.]
•Someone answer these questions: When is Rachel Maddow coming? Where will she be when she comes? And how do I go see her? [Editor's Note: Details of when and where can be found here. As for your last question, KPU hasn't announced how admission will work yet.]
•Yes CAUS members, insulting people on the comments section of The Eagle is totally going to garner you guys popular support...
•You're white, upper middle class, and go to a private university. You are not oppressed, so stop pretending like you are. Just stop.
•abigail finn and vp palak gosar rocked founders day! thank you guys!!!!
•@ "Get thee to a nunnery!" Friends, Romans, Countrymen! Lend me your ears. I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him. The evil that men do--- oh wait. Wrong tragedy. [Editor's Note: "Though this be madness, yet there is method in't."] Ay, there's the rub! [Editor's Note: A touch!]
•James Dean and James Franco have the same body.
•I just walked into a bathroom stall to find an empty yogurt container and cup of tea on the ~feminine products canister. Really? You couldn't throw out your trash? You're that lazy?
•I'm resigned to the fact that our conversations will consist of you looking at me wide eyed in some form or another, me saying Hi and thats it. But at least I get to see your hot face so i'm ok with this
