• The Chief of Staff does an amazing job AND writes amazing emails. • COS is a valuable job and much more than writing emails. Maybe SG seems broken because no one takes the time to be educated on the positions. • @Person who thinks the Chief of Staff is an unnecessary job: I'm not ...
• Three boys were flirty with me today.. I feel cute :) • Comrade Ivan Leonidovich Krasnov for Premier of AU Politburo- so that the revolutionary state of the students and workers may succeed! • That's the third time I asked the shuttle driver to let me off at van ness and I didn't ...
• @ A show where people think they are going on a blind date but when they open the door, its a bear. -- everything about this rant. Yes. Just yes. • This is a poem It may not rhyme It may just roam The scansion and the time might by off, but, like Bow Wow, I like Mike Don't you scoff. • ...
• Can the Eagle look into all these rumors about comptrollers taking money from the SG budget? Ive been hearing it all day... • I hate people. Love, Your PM • SG stole money and The Eagle does'nt cover it...I wonder why no one donates to the Save the Eagle Fund. Unquality journalism ...
• That person will never love me like I love them. So why can't I just let them go? Why can't I just give up? • why doesn't CVS deliver my birth control pills and why did the shooter come to campus • I was going to go to a club tonight but I think I'll just stay in and watch Schindler's ...
• @If The Eagle were able to pay $25 to an Eagle Rants Editor per day, then that would be more concerning than the timing of the rants. Fine, I'll do it for $10. 100% timely posting guaranteed, including weekends and holidays. Final offer. • i have no idea what i'm feeling but i do know ...
• I'm thinking of going on a date with this guy who's perfectly nice but I'm not interested in just so I can get some practice before I graduate. I'm graduating in less than two months, so nothing really could happen anyway, but I still feel bad. Maybe he and I can be friends eventually. • ...
• Don't you just love it when your professor arrives 14 minutes after class was supposed to start? • Hey people on the silent floor, whispering isn't silent. Not sure why you couldn't go to another floor, clearly you aren't trying to get work done, and you don't care much if the rest of ...
• Why does Bender not have more outlets!? It's like the kids who get the tables around the edge are the bourgeoisie and us prols of the middle tables are screwed. Who designed this? • "Listen, just convince him by giving him a blow job."- Some girl in MGC. The things I hear at AU... • ...
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