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Eagle Rants: March 16, 2013

•So I really don't give a damn about the Dow Jones. I've never met Dow Jones, but he spends way too much time working on his averages. He needs a hobby.

•DOMO 23

•The only good Red is a dead one.

•N IS FOR NUCLEAR BOMBS [Editor's Note: Plankton, play nice.]

•Unplug, and let your fridge defrost for a day or two. It will stop. Ice on the fan is making the racket.

•Every three weeks I have to sand down my toenails. They're too strong for clippers.

•Okay I get that you like me, but you seriously need to come down about it. It's getting awkward. . .

•@The End- There are a LOT of theories regarding Cas re: The End for s9....I was upset at first but I think I'd be cool with it if that happened. He wouldn't be like that now, not to that extent. I have no idea what'll happen at the end of this season :OOO the suspense!

•SHUT UP FRIDGE

•good thing it's saturday of spring break and I haven't done any relaxing like I had planned.


Section 202 hosts Connor Sturniolo and Gabrielle McNamee are joined by fellow Eagle staff member and phenomenal sports photographer, Josh Markowitz. Follow along as they discuss the United Football League and the benefits it provides for the world of professional football.


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