• How can you not expect people to get mad when you start a FB status with "Maybe this is just my racist opinion..."
• There are skeletons in Shadburn's proverbial closet, just saying.
• Hulu has really deteriorated recently. :/
• Not going to lie, both Davids are kind of underwhelming in thiss ridiculous debate. I'm into this A.J. kid, though.
• WHY IS THE LIBRARY OPEN 24 HOURS DOES ANYONE WORK THEN
• Do tenders have trans fats?
• Salsa tells me lies every time I get food
• I want more emails in my inbox...
• If David Shadburn is Justin Beiber (see: hair), who is his Selena?
• Do you ever wonder if all of the problems we have with student government come from the fact that we keep electing the SPA Leadership Program Drones?
• Seriously Chief of Staff defenders? Let's not even pretend it's a fair process. Emily picked her SORORITY LITTLE to be Deputy Chief of Staff. It's far from a real position, it's just a made up title to appease whiny girls.
• @Pat's interview was biased: Hi Pat Kelly, way to write a rant about yourself. Because who else would know that the questions were biased...
• Wanted: A woman with the courage to run for office, or something. xoxo an unnamed sg presidential candidate
• I hate how gay this school has gotten over the years
• Hi I go to AU and the only thing I care about is gay rights. I'm too ignorant to realize that there are other problems that affect more people than which gender I associate myself with.
• To the four people who responded to me about Chief of Staff; SG will stop being "broken" when it ceases to be a clique. A clique that draws people who are no longer at AU (alumni and at home) and graduating seniors of the Class of 2013 to care way too much about it.
• I THINK I'M ADDICTED TO SOCIAL MEDIA! How do I stooooppppp????
• Eagle rants should be closed during election week
• Hey student body, elect someone who actually cares and knows what they're doing. Elect Pat Kelly
• I'm glad David Shadburn mentioned a Trans issue but I'm not convinced that he cares about the LGBT community. How many times have you been safe spaced trained, Shadburn?
• Patrick Kelly ACTUALLY cares about making life on this campus better for LGBT students. He is the kind of president we need to takle the important issues like Trans health care and gender neutral bathrooms.
• @SPN - IDK. OMG. IT DOES LOOK LIKE BOBBY FROM BEHIND. People were saying is it adam?? but it looks like bobby brb im crey
• misha collins is my god
• The Eagle is fascist!
• @"Sorry Pat. Sarah's endorsements are pretty much cursed, so I guess you can kiss your chance of winning goodbye." Yeah, because the 60% who voted with Sarah on the referendum won't carry Pat to victory. You are a moron.
• none of the candidates for SG pres are good but of all of them pat is the best if you want a real voice of the people. everyone else is buying votes/is a puppet candidate.
• i forgot how much having an actual crush on someone feels...until this past weekend. and this week has been awful because of it.
• VOTE FOR ALEX MCQUADE FOR RHA PRESIDENT
• seriously eagle rants should be like twitter and have a character limit. some of these rants are tl;dr. [Editor's Note: We have a 100 word limit]
• shadburn seems like a really bad choice. do not vote for him for prez
• @People at AU have the whitest problems ever. People at Howard University have the blackest problems ever.
• I had the chance to meet and talk to Joe Ste. Marie about issues in SG. He was really intelligent and informed. I know who I'm voting for! Vote for Joe!
• Isn't Ben for Comptroller the same person who leads CAUS and disrupts campus??? Not leadership material.
• @exisstupid-yeah your ex really is stupid or just incredibly frigid and unfeeling, having sex more than once a week is actually really healthy in a relationship, hell having it more than once a day is good (might be excessive but I'm a guy that's how I think)
• So where is that article about the missing 40k...stop defending SG and show us what they are hiding.
• Wow did Eagle Rants suck today. It looked like basically one person just dumped a bunch of pointless crap about SG pretending to be different people. If I were trying to represent diarrhea in written form I could not have come up with a better representation of both the quality and quantity. [Editor's Note: Today's not looking much better...]
• Because I know you read these every day... Hey boy, whatchyonameis?
• I'm so sick of "check your privilege." Who are you to tell me that my problems don't matter? Sure, I grew up comfortably, but if I'm stressed/scared/anxious/fearful/offended, I'm entitled to those feelings, and I deserve to be respected. Don't you dare tell me my problems don't count.
• "The Republic is not what it once was. The Senate is full of greedy, squabbling delegates. There is no interest in the common good." Write in Palpatine for SG President!
• @Your a face to the public for this school. Stop being so embarrassing: I think you mean you're...awkward
• Yall( Not entirely sure how to write that yet, still working it) need to calm down about, well everything. No matter who we elect, we're still going to be in the same place as we are this year. Deuces. [Editor's Note: As a Texan, I can tell you the correct spelling is "y'all" or "yall" in a pinch]
• Am I the only person who has no idea who any of the people running for student government are?
• I used to be in a cute couple. But she's gone now. I am a profoundly lonely person.
• Need an SG officer? Why not Zoidberg?
• To the SG people trying to take back Eagle Rants, try not posting 4 rants back to back to back about the same issue and proclaiming you're the best, it's really easy to see it's you and it's really sad.
• How you know you're at AU... the only part of the AUSG website worth anything is the revamped Elections page.
• To everyone who's lonely and looking for people to turn to: come by Kay this weekend for Easter Service and FREE HOMECOOKED DINNER with the Methodists at 7pm on Sunday. Join a community that will love and value you whoever you are. ALL (and we mean all) are welcome!
• A stove is a stove...no matter where you go...
• Ben Johnson is not qualified to handle a $700,000 budget. He has ZERO experience. Is this what we want for our money?
• Hey, David Shadburn-- not every member of SG plays politics... stop overgeneralizing
• Ben Johnson's platform is 100% unobtainable. I'm glad he's running on straight up lies.
• @OMG SUPERNATURAL I THINK SO AND OH MY GOD WHAT IS "CLIP SHOW" GOING TO BE ABOUT???
