• That person will never love me like I love them. So why can't I just let them go? Why can't I just give up?
• why doesn't CVS deliver my birth control pills and why did the shooter come to campus
• I was going to go to a club tonight but I think I'll just stay in and watch Schindler's List
• @"Reason #168 why WONK is a stupid branding campaign: The editor of the WONK Blog on WaPo is Ezra Klein. So AU is comparing its students to Ezra Klein. Ugh." Reason #69 why WONK is a stupid branding campaign: It sounds like a sound effect that Batman would use when hitting people. WACK, THWORK, WONK, CLUSH! Also 69.
• I wish I had someone to talk to. Like just walk around the suburbs and talk to.
• @I don

