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Eagle Rants: March 26, 2012

• @ A show where people think they are going on a blind date but when they open the door, its a bear. -- everything about this rant. Yes. Just yes.

• This is a poem It may not rhyme It may just roam The scansion and the time might by off, but, like Bow Wow, I like Mike Don't you scoff.

• To the gents who opened the door for me when I was running late - thanks!

• So, Shadburn goes from being environmentally friendly by using a bike to promoting a gas guzzling vehicle?!? I guess he is not really a supporter of Fossil Free AU, like he shows in his old profile picture.

• Anyone else feel like Pat has been running for president for the last year?

• @i'm having so much trouble converting an .avi to .mp4: Try a program called Format Factory! It's free and amazing! Always works for me! Hope that helps (:

• I BLEEPLING HATE EAGLESECURE

• Were you looking at me because there was something wrong with my face or because you like me????? ---Clearly something was wrong with you face.

• @" Sorry, if you want instant scandal and drama without such hindrance watch reality tv or listen to Glenn Beck." Yes, thank you! If you've ever used a university p card or made a purchase order with university money you know the miles of systematic check points involved! This is starting to sound a lot like unsubstantiated Eagle-hating. :( Calm down and watch Scandal. Or get a hobby like @Hobby ranter said.

• @Speaking from experience on LDRs: Thanks for the advice!

• If you miss me, talk to me. Don't post a rant in the hopes that I'll see it. Show me that you miss me and actually want to talk.

• @Nope you are not the first to think this (male prostitution)-- Haha oh man, we should all start our own male escort service haha. Actually from several books a friend showed me on the subject of male prostitution, oftentimes a lot of these men end up getting paid to talk to lonely women. Sad. . .

• You're the only guy who ever talks in my Thursday Anthro class. I just want you to know that besides your intelligent observations, which make you really attractive, you're ridiculously handsome. Please don't be shy to me! Smile back!

• WHY IS IT that girls I don't like like me, and girls I like don't seem to like me? UGH!

• Remember that wall near the library? I bet the thing that crushed it was their tears and broken dreams.

• @People at AU have the whitest problems ever. I disagree. People at AU have the blackest problems ever.

• @Sorry, if you want instant scandal and drama without such hindrance watch reality tv or listen to Glenn Beck. OR Rachel Maddow or Ed Shultz, because let's not pretend instant scandal is as one-sided as your ignorant comment

• I hope the Divest-Bot runs on sunflower seeds, rather than fossil fuels.

• I'm sorry. I shouldn't have done it. Right now I feel like Dale while you are Andrea. I shouldn't have done it, but I didn't know what to do. I just saw it and reacted without a thought. Now I don't know what to do. I don't want to take away your choices, but I can't sit by and just watch you crumble. Since you'll probably read this: I'm sorry. If you want it back, it's in my desk drawer. I just don't know what to do anymore.

• Is it frowned upon to take the elevator to the third floor of Anderson?

• VOTE GRISCOM AND KARIMI

• @Um no? You're clearly not very well informed about SG, or SPA Leadership. Please dont be needlessly disrespectful or rude by just blatantly lying. We have enough people like that already Check your spa leader privilege.

• I find myself like Charlie Brown wishing I could talk to that pretty red haired girl in the writing center and tell her I think she is beautiful. I guess I'll just confess to an Eagle-rant. (sigh)

• My butthole burn with the excitement of a thousand taco bell hot sauce packets.

• @IR/PoliSci is a joke major: Get out of here. I do more homework than you ever will, and have more readings and responsibilities for class than you can even know. And I still have time to be at your 5 hour rehearsal +six hours teching said rehearsal a day without whining. So grow up.

• @ Any hints as to who you're talking about? A guy with brown hair and brown eyes who seems kinda shy.

• Please, I just want you to get good grades. So we can be together as long as possible.


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