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Eagle Rants: March 13, 2013

•Please no more supernatural spoilers! I'm only on season 5! Thanks.

•thank goooooooooooooooooooooood i already took my core courses in sis

•revision from earlier rant ATV OUTREACH guy the blonde one.......get at me

•oh my goodness I just googled chork, mind blown! thanks earlier ranter!

•You're a tired, old b**** with an acrid personality and no likeable attributes or marketable skills now that your youth has faded. Mercifully for you, the rest of your miserable life will be short, likely ending soon in preventable illness. You curse me out all you want. Life is not going to get better for you ever again.

•So why didn't Wreck-It Ralph win the Oscar? Brave wasn't bad but Ralph is so clearly the superior movie.

•I should have seen this coming.

•Crossed that off my bucket list -grins-

•Darn it, spring break is halfway over, and what have I done with my life in that time?

•SPRING BREAK DIARY DAY 6: I have killed all the cardinals and they have made me the new pope. I survived by hiding under Timothy Dolan's pants and eating the brains of another guy. I am a savage, but prepared for the job. I just hope they don't find out I'm Jewish. That might make things awkward since the last guy was a Nazi. On my way to Barcelona because I hear they are known for their world class lunch meats.

•@"I'm not condoning your checking of the Eagle Rant whilst on vacation. Go on outside and socialize. (The break rants aren't event that good anyways)" "Oh, yeah? You Marxist, liberal, fascistic, Nazi, Fruit-of-the-month club card carrying Obamazombie. "Socializing," Ha! That's what the Establishment LAMEstream media would like you to do. MORE GUNS. BUY GOLD. VOTE RON PAUL" - Rant by Bill O' Alex Jones Hannity Limbaugh Levin Savage Palin Rove Huckabee Cavuto

•NO, I AM TOO.: I ship it. and it is so frustrating trying to convince someone that they are more than friends/brothers/whatever who doesn't want to hear it/SEE the evidence. How do you argue against it?? I don't know if it will ever actually, happen though. Especially if we have Cas being the bad guy (even if it's against his will/he doesn't know it) again. Or, that means it will happen, because Dean will have to save him. heartsheartshearts.


Section 202 hosts Connor Sturniolo and Gabrielle McNamee are joined by fellow Eagle staff member and phenomenal sports photographer, Josh Markowitz. Follow along as they discuss the United Football League and the benefits it provides for the world of professional football.


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