• @If The Eagle were able to pay $25 to an Eagle Rants Editor per day, then that would be more concerning than the timing of the rants. Fine, I'll do it for $10. 100% timely posting guaranteed, including weekends and holidays. Final offer.
• i have no idea what i'm feeling but i do know that i miss you
• is it time for more spongebob songs? Sittin' round the campfire as we sing our campfire song, C A M P F I R E S O N G song!
• never gonna be over 8x17 ;-;
• stop ranting about fandoms. stay on tumblr where i can hide it if i want to.
• If you find yourself legitimately annoyed about Eagle Rants not being posted on time, you might need a hobby.
• I have to admit that given all the "missed connections" on Eagle Rants, I'm almost always hoping to see one about me. Maybe from someone in my TF morning class. (I'd say what class it is, but it's relatively small and I'd probably be identified easily).
• Reason #168 why WONK is a stupid branding campaign: The editor of the WONK Blog on WaPo is Ezra Klein. So AU is comparing its students to Ezra Klein. Ugh.
• Darn you Student Activities, SON IS COMPLETELY BROKEN.
• Okay, so you're ridiculously good looking and have been hanging around me a lot lately?? I want to strike up a convo but you're so out of my league?? and I don't know what to do??
• @econ 300 guy, i don't know if i'm the girl or not...what does she look like?
• Concerning the full page ad in the Eagle: You bet I'll be marching for marriage on Tuesday, but not for so called "marriage equality". I stand with NOM.
• @thinking of becoming male prostitute...nope you are not the first to think this as a straight male as well I've considered it too (I'm worried I'm becoming just plain desperate for physical interaction)
• To those who cried wolf when you saw The Eagle post on their facebook page about how the Israel Apartheid wall got dismantled: Maybe you should check up on your facts before you make assumptions. and the same goes to anyone who thinks there is an "apartheid" going on in Israel. Check your facts before you make assumptions. Look at the issue from both sides.
• I don't want anyone to know... everyone thinks that I'm cheerful and that I must be happy because I laugh so much and so loud, But I'm only doing that because I'm scared that if I stop all my family issues and internal hatred for myself will crush me and I can't give my family another suicidal member so... yeah. Sometimes I just want someone to brush away my tears but I'm scared it would make my friendships too one-sided and I would be a burden to them.
• I'm in like with you, but the timing isn't right. Will you wait for me ? Please :)
• I miss LAL = like a little , that's for you new freshman that don't know about hooking up over the internet which is not possible anymore
• I think I totally screwed up the University Student Awards system. Then again, AU kinda sets it up for you to fail. They should make an award to give to anyone who can figure out how on earth the convoluted thing actually works.
• It's good to be alive. So thankful right now
• I'm transferring, and next weekend I'll be at my new school with a kid from my town I have a thing with. I'm really hoping our thing we rekindle next weekend/over the summer. AHH.
• Spelling "women" with a y makes you look ridiculous.
• No water on North Side LOL
• HOLY CRAP. KLEENEX MAKES TOILET PAPER. IT'S LIKE WIPING TISSUE ON MY BUTT. SO DAMN SOFT.
• I am SUCH an idiot! Why do I keep isolating myself?! Pretty soon, everyone is going to leave me behind.
• I heard today that the last like, 6 SG presidents were in SPA leadership. Is that true? I'm not sure that makes me comfortable. Do they endorse the students? :/
• That person will never love me like I love them. So why can't I just let them go? Why can't I just give up?

