• I'm thinking of going on a date with this guy who's perfectly nice but I'm not interested in just so I can get some practice before I graduate. I'm graduating in less than two months, so nothing really could happen anyway, but I still feel bad. Maybe he and I can be friends eventually.
• Everyone who spends all their time complaining about the perceived delinquency of Eagle Rants needs to rethink the priorities of their lives.
• That moment when you realize you want to explore being a male prostitute. Pretty sure I'm not the only straight guy at AU who's thought of this. . AmIRight?
• Dear Conservative Catholics: If you want people to take you seriously, stop having sex during Lent while preaching about sexual morality. You reek of hypocrisy.
• Herp. Derp.
• If The Eagle were able to pay $25 to an Eagle Rants Editor per day, then that would be more concerning than the timing of the rants.
• Dear fellow ranters and readers of the eagle, lets get one thing straight. The rants editor has a myriad of other responsibilities to the Eagle, and he/she is not paid to do any of them. This isn't a "YOU HAD ONE JOB" situation. If his/her only responsibility for the Eagle was to post Rants by 5pm everyday, then posting rants late would be more heinus. That said, editor, if you keep pulling this stunt, I'm not going to defend you anymore.
• @Dav workers hanging out in the Dav after it closes: guess what, when you work somewhere you get benefits. They don't get to use the space during business hours, because
