• Why does Bender not have more outlets!? It's like the kids who get the tables around the edge are the bourgeoisie and us prols of the middle tables are screwed. Who designed this?
• "Listen, just convince him by giving him a blow job."- Some girl in MGC. The things I hear at AU...
• Dear Today@AU, thank you for running my event announcement during Spring Break, AND NOT RUNNING IT ON THE DAY STUDENTS ACTUALLY CAME BACK. YOU SUCK.
• Can we learn to get by if we learn to have scars If we learn to forgive and accept who we are
• "WHAT IF IT WAS AN EMERGENCY, HUH?" If it was an emergency, we'd use the BATPHONE. No really. We'd use the batphone. Even jostle the handheld on that thing and Pubsafe alerts Emergency services and has the building surrounded in less than 2 minutes.
• I hyperventilated a lot yesterday because I rode the bus with you and you kept looking at me funny at the bus stop. Don't worry. I did so enough for the both of us. So you're welcome.
• @WELCOME TO MY LIFE (cross-country lover) -- It really sucks! Let's form a LDR support group hahaha!
• SO MANY HOT GIRLS IN MGC TODAY! Legit like where did they all come from?!?!!
• STOP MAGICALLY SMOKING CIGARETTES IN THE DORM SO THE WHOLE HALL SMELLS LIKE THEM. AND MY ROOM. kaythanksbye.
• @Front Desk Phones, actually they do make calls outside of AU. You can call any 202 number, or you can use special long-distance codes to dial other area codes. #themoreyouknow
• @N is for anywhere at anytime at all. DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP, BLUE SEA!!!!
• I met this really cute guy last week...he goes to UVA. Think we can make it work?
• Suit and Tie, such a great song!
• The Facebook messaging "Seen" checkmark makes it impossible to read a message and then decide to ignore that person.
• @"i love how the front desk phones don
