Sunday Feb. 12 Rants. For all the love=seeking rants, Valentine's Day is quickly approaching.
• YOU ARE TEARING ME APART EAGLE RANTS EDITOR! Also, I love you. [Editor’s Note: It’s tearin up my heart, when I’m with you, and when we are apart, I feel it too.] • Dear girl in my class, I'm sorry and pretty offended that you think that people believing in the Bible and Genesis are ...
• Can we put the eagle rants tab on the right side the of the eagle website rather than the left. It's really annoying to have to expand the window each time when I want to click on eagle rants. Or at least make the format go "news", "scene", "eagle rants", "sports", "opinion", "incubator". Incubator ...
• @"Do girls here masturbate? I'm a sexually frustrated girl due to my LDR, but I would be so embarrassed if my roommate knew I used a vibrator (were I to buy one). Are there more discreet ways to masturbate?" go to Pleasure Place in Georgetown, get a waterproof vibrator and use in the shower. ...
• Just found my roommate spooning my dog, listening to "I don't know what love is."... WOW. • That awkward moment when you walk into the Wellness Center to get condoms and they don't have any that are big enough. • That even awkwarder moment when your roommate walks in just as you're ...
•Dear random person who stopped me a few days ago outside Katzen to look at the moon: thanks! It was indeed somewhat terrifying. •YOSSARIAN LIVES! •Hughes watches the mcdowell lovers. HUGHES •@New Senators, There were two of you, also I dont mind that you have a boyfriend ;) •okay ...
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