•@"Why is that every student job AU posts has to be FWS?" What the heck is FWS?
•@Big Bang suggestion: Thanks but I'm still on Season 3. :( Need sidereel back NOW!!!
•@ every long distance relationship ranter: Stop it. I'm tired of hearing you whine about how hard your "LDR" is to be in. You made the choice, deal with it. Stop ranting and live with it or end it.
•Anyone else tired of the new sorority girls yet? I get it, you can give a group 600/year and they will let you be their friend. I get that it's about "so much more than that," but in reality, after college, all a sorority is good for is networking. It's not a "lifetime sisterhood," it's a pyramid scheme.
•I'm so glad my tuition money is being used for useful things, like teaching people about whips and chains and advocating for an LGBT Studies minor (i.e., totally useless in the job market)
•Can the female Undergrad Senators please figure out that "business attire" does not mean wearing hiked up skirts that show off your business? Keep it classy, not trashy, ladies.
•My friend would rather watch the Super Bowl on a TV screen than go with me to my first real concert Rise Against and ADTR. The Rise Against poster I have will not let me sleep at night #FMl #Footballproblems
•I am GOING to find your blog. Somehow.
•Dance the night away!
•DON'T. YOU. DARE!!!
•@ "97% effective + 99.9% effective = total waste of money": If you are implying that you're having unsafe sex, PLEASE STOP. If you're implying that sex isn't worth the money, well, I don't know what kind of sex YOU'VE been having, but you're doing it wrong.
•I hate this school.
•New hotties in the Senate...never thought I would ever say that before.
•Life is too damn short. I've been going through a lot of personal difficulties lately and things have been going up and down like the most bipolar roller coaster..(with help from friends, etc.) ever since I came back to campus this semester. I cannot stand this awkwardness and ignorance between me and this one person. We were once friends, and I ruined it by some certain events/words. I would really like to be friends.. as in hang out...with the time that we have left. Also, I am really scared for not having happiness with anything...
•Who's the kid on the Quad with the embroidered Air Force One flight jacket? He's lookin' finnneee. You can call my red phone anytime.
•To the girl who said that joining a sorority is just like "buying friends"--trust me, being a sorority sister is much more than having people to party with. It's a bond and a sisterhood and you wouldn't understand it if you are as close-minded as you sound. :)
•I feel like I remember an anonymous sex column a few years ago... The AU Threesome? They all went by pseudonyms if I recall correctly [Editor's note: Yep, and we've since changed policies to ensure accountability.]
•That moment when you just remember a huge assignment the day before it is due...
•I'm being used as a go-between for a big Valentine's Day surprise, but I'm nearly positive that the friend who is receiving the gifts really isn't interested, and I'm worried about the sender's pocketbook. erm...
•Dear TDR, Why must your scones be so delicious? I eat many too many of them!
•To answer the 1/25 ranter who questioned if anyone else watches Archer, you are not alone. My friend and I love watching Archer!
•I am simply ranting about the lack of rants this weekend. It is not the fault of the eagle rant editor, but that of YOU, the ranters. Rant, and rant often!!!
•Being in a new member in a sorority is like being attacked by love and attention.
•I watch the NBA channel. And wait...did you just push for an NHL channel...that was a joke, right?
•My friend at another university had his roommate just randomly leave and move out, and now he has a room to himself. I wonder if I can get my roommate deported under one of those old "foreign radical" things they used back during the First Red Scare
•For a time I subscribed to that view that medication for various hyperactive disorders was bad and stifled the personality. This was before I managed to acquire a roommate who has one, and before I realized that there may not be strong enough medication in existence yet.
•@Chairman Mao and Bai Jiu I respond with Generalissimo Stalin and Vodka. Good day to you.
•Can I just have the LGB and not the T? Honor system thing here... Does anyone here know, without going on Google or Wikipedia, the meaning of the following terms and names: Xibei San Ma Sinkiang Laverenti Pavlovich Beria If you knew them without the use of Google, then congrats you are as nerdy as I am.
•For those of you looking for the closest thing to pure evil ever written down, please direct your attention to the following phrase: Generalplan Ost. Yeah, it was real, yeah, it would have been done if USSR had lost the Second World War.
•Real talk: I want to strangle my roommate.
•Most FWS jobs require no real skill, and are ridiculously easy to manage, so the school doesn't want to pay out of their own money.
•Is anyone else super sick of hearing about how China is going to take over the world?
•lol, i feel like such an idiot, i've been going to the opinion pg for DAYS looking for the eagle rants only to hear of the tab in a tweet! [Editor's note: Now Rants should be much easier to find!]
•"other gay girls on this campus:" i like how many grls replied to this, it gives me hope to find a gay/bi/pan/whatever else girl to experiment with ;)
•ugh, why is it now that i feel completely happy with my body/appearance i can't seem to find anyone to be intimate with??
•@the ranter whose little sister turns into a slut once she went to college, things aren't always what they seem. As a little sister with an awesome big sister but is still kind of slutty, I can understand. The best example is not always enough and at times you do need to make mistakes and become better afterwards. It's not that you did not set a good example, maybe she feels like she needs to act like this for a while. Just be there for her when it comes crashing down.
•@the pregnacy fantasy person! No you are not! I can't wait to get married and have babies. I have a few names lined and I actually would love to have twins for my first pregnancy :)
•The AURFC revolution is coming.
•Dear Editor, Be my valentine? Sincerely, You ate all my gummies [Editor's note: OK : ) ]
•Douche chillllllllll...
•To the sophomor business and philosophy girl that I spoke with on Saturday night. I really enjoyed our conversation on Aristotle. I also think that you are an attractive person. I hope to speak with you again. :)
•The one thing I know will be in every Eagle article- the words "correction appended"
Rant here!
