• Whoever made the Sht AU Kids Say video needs to put it back up so I can see it!!
• @Tarot person How can I get in contact with you, without being awkward? I really want a reading.
• Good job making an uncomfortable situation awkward! could have just said hi...
• Don' tell me what I can't do
• Aaaand I am now even happier to keep my status as a redditor even more on the down-low.
• where is that office that deals with on campus employment problems?
• I GOT A BROKEN FACE UH HUH
• why is Lil Wayne so popular? honestly he is not even that good! Everyone from his label also sucks like Drake is overrated, Nikki is fake (literally), and everyone else just sucks
• Seriously. The library is not a place for socializing. If you want to talk. Go anywhere else. Your a freaking adult. Act like it.
• @9am rehearsal: Sorry! When I told you guys to bring food I forgot everything would be closed!
• @"Unless SCV is actually not Santa Clara Vanguard..." I'm so glad there are other people on this campus that know and love DCI. This revelation makes me unbelievably happy.
• North side sucks ass if you're a freshman.
• @marry by 25. That makes sense. If you're happy and able to take care of yourself, then I say go for it. We all have to decide what's important to us, how we want to spend our lives. It's different for everyone. All I have to say is best of luck.
• I met a guy with long hair, an earring, a slipknot shirt, a beard, and a love for heavy metal who's a Biochemistry major at AU and wants to be a doctor that helps children and plays in a metal band that quote "praises death and violence".... respect my man... much respect....
• Word on the grapevine is Nick Rangos is single? my hopes are rising for this beautiful man
• All you people going on about how 25 is too young to have a kid are going to end up like all my AU Park neighbors who are 55 with a 4 year old.
• @ SCV DCI commenter...it's a starcraft reference, not a bugle squad reference.
• my sibling is about to be 27 and just now is getting married to her bf who she dated for 7 years. Develop a life plan to a certain that's what i do. For instance, i would like to live with a girl for a year before marriage
• that awkward moment when you get arrested over break and now you're afraid the school will find out and take away you're scholarship -white girl problems
• What do you do with a dead chemist? ... Barium.
• @girl wanting to be engaged soon. Ignore the naysayers. 25 is the perfect age to have your first baby. You will have more energy to parent your kids if you have kids in your 20s versus your 30s. And much lower risk of having an unhealthy baby.
• @"I enjoy reading rants about chivalry, not about buggers and masturbating". What the f are buggers?
• I think it's really funny how the media is acting like Indianapolis hosting the superbowl is weird. Indianapolis is the 12th largest city in the country (much larger than Boston and DC). It's hosted plenty of national and international events before. Sick of east coasters acting like they're cooler than midwesterners and like they are entitled to host the superbowl.
• @person who wants to be married by 24, Maybe your bf wants to wait until after you both are done with school to propose? I can't speak for him though. Good luck!
• @people saying 25 is too young to have a baby: What sense does it make to start a career for a few years only to stop to have and raise kids (before your fertility runs out) and then have to restart your career ladder all over years later. Doesn't it make much more sense to go to college, then grad school, then have and raise kids, and THEN start a career. That way you aren't backtracking and also you can be more focused on your career without the distraction of kids.
• Arts events at AU make my week every single weekend. Thanks AU arts community. You aren't appreciated enough. Love, a non arts student.
• Nick Rangos is single? Hold on, I'll be right there!!!!!!!!
• If the SG president works a forty hour week, maybe we can instead have four volunteers do the same job for ten hours a week each. Then everyone can get a part time job if they need to. And more people are involved, and we can save the students some money so fewer people have to get outside jobs to pay for their education.
• @person who thinks 25 year olds can't afford kids? I'm very curious as to your reasoning here. Please expand...
• I want to subscribe to American Baby magazine, but I'm scared my roommate will think I'm pregnant. Alas, I will stick to looking at baby websites. And wedding websites. :) [Editor’s Note: You’re not alone. Go for it!]
• I joined the same sorority that all my friends did, and now I regret it :(
• The AUSG Senate, for the 5th time, confirms their arrogance and disconnect from the student body by vetoing yet again to remove the dress code of suits. Thanks and I'll be resigning.
• @That awkward moment when you have sex with your roommate...: Wow, the first casualty of gender-neutral housing already!
• @ SCV = Santa Clara Vanguard Person..... Whatever you do don't say that to a South Korean. Santa Clara Vanguard, really.
• where is s**t au kids say?? I can't find it anywhere :( [Editors Note: It’s on Youtube]
• So I was discussing the Bill Clinton event with my parents, and my Dad started getting super detailed with his responses. Turns out my father reads the Eagle. Who knew?
• hey, lit-132 teacher, it's too freaking early in the morning to be peppy. simmer down please.
• "•Friend-zoned again. What's wrong with me??" Friend-zoned can lead to much much better relationships in the future. Don't give up! :)
• The people at the New Media Center are SUPER nice and helpful. Wow. Just know you guys are appreciated.
• ... I'm thinking of asking a guy out on a date... I'm a girl... is that weird?
• @ranter who is very excited about SCV (I'm not the original poster btw) you just made me miss drum corps hardcore (check it out; I'm a poet). I've already looked into independent groups in the area and none of them are close enough to be convenient :(
• See you in another life, brother.
• @"how can you support kids at only 25? live your life!": Are you saying having a child isn't living life? Having and loving a child is the fullest expression of living life. Sorry I'm not interested in getting drunk at bars in my spare time. I would rather enjoy life by taking my adorable baby out for a walk in the park. Or watch him learn to walk. Or play blocks with him. Having a baby is the best way I can imagine to "live your life" thank you very much.
• Where have all the cowboys gone?
• Your persistence is slowly making me believe that you have a crush on me. I have no idea how to tell you that nothing will ever happen between us because I honestly think you may hunt me down or stalk me if I reject you.
• AU Gymnastics Team = awesome
• Dear people watching the game on the floor above us, What are you even doing? Every time something happens in the game it sounds like you're throwing couches around. Calm down...
• Girl who wants babies at 25- why do you want to go to grad school if you immediately want to become a full time mom after? Seems like a waste of money to me if your highest goal is to mother 6 kids ( nothing wrong with that! I fully respect that, grad school just seems like a waste if that is the case though)
• The wonderful feeling of sharing a knowing glance with someone.
• The Libertarian club on campus gets funding from the student government....what?
• I like having unstable friends because then I can analyze them. Why are my friends so stable and normal? # psychology major problems
• "I have a 9am rehearsal, and we're supposed to bring food. But nothing on campus is open!!! We need food 24 hors!!" YES YES YES. This for all the awards.
• Is anyone going to see that Shel Silverstein show that AU Players is putting on?! It sounds hilarious!
• I did not enjoy the song Wonk City.
• @friend zone: I was put in the friend zone too and now I'm completely falling for one of my best friends.
• thank you for the other night. when everything in my life feels like its going wrong, it meant a lot. i wish i could just talk to you again, about everything and nothing. i know i shouldn't mean anything to you anymore, but you still mean the world to me. you asked me if i need something? i miss you. i love you. this is more than just this is too hard, this is me loving you. if you at all, at all, miss me too, or just talking to me normal, or even have any feelings, tell me -gatita
• oh, and moofy misses you.
• MyAU makes me want to light myself on fire.
• I'm afraid I just blue myself.
• To the snobby brat who sits in the hall of my floor every night complaining to someone on the phone about how bad her life is working in an exclusive DC bar...shut up! Who cares if your fingers are worn down from opening bottles all night long. You make over 100 in TIPS! TIPS! You have nothing to complain about. Stop being so prissy! Gosh.
• To the boy who thinks he can talk to me now because my boyfriend doesn't go here anymore... leave me alone! No, I will not hang out with you. No, I will not join you for dinner. No, I will not visit your floor in the residence hall. Get over it already, I don't want to talk to you anymore. Tuck your turtle shaped head back into your shell and crawl over to some other guys table. I don't want to have ANYTHING to do with you. I know this is childish, and that I shouldn't judge, but just go away loser!
• Why does every girl i hook up with, duck their head when they see me?
• WE WANT OUR COUCH BACK.
• I hate that my roommate's boyfriend is always in the room, because I have to go to the bathroom to change and I can't go to shower in a bathroom - I have to leave and return fully dressed. PLEASE GO AWAY IT'S 2 AM AND YOU HAVE YOUR OWN ROOM.
• to my basic ass RA: if you try to fine me for stupid shit, i am going to throw the required QUARTERS it would cost to pay for the bullshit at YOU.
• Dear Editor: You are awesome. That is all. [Editor’s Note: Why thank you!]
• Does the founder of eagle rants still rant?
• As an alumni, can I earmark my donation to the university for Eagle Rants? I want to ensure that future generations of AU students get the daily joy from Eagle Rants that I get. [Editor’s Note: Check The Eagle Online under the tab “More” to donate!]
• After the whole BDSM thing, I feel like we should play a game called "what's your fetish" here on Eagle Rants. My fetish is kitchen utensils. I like to use them as sex toys. Who's next?...
• Holy crap, person who had sex with their roommate. Give us details. Do you live in the dorms? In an apartment? Were you drunk? Was it a deviation from your usual sexual orientation? TELL US THINGS!
• @the freshman who thinks it's scary to be asked what they're going to do with their degree: Wait till you're a senior and get asked that question.
• This is just a thought: the eagle online should change the homepage to go with the current news- there are times I think that the news hasn't changed for a week or two at a time, because the main page doesn't show me any new stories. [Editor’s Note: We change it every week and as much as we can.]
• I think I might be in love with my roommate.
• Okay, who'd like a banger in the mouth? Oh that's right I forgot here in the States you call it a SAUSAGE in the mouth!
• Shoulda checked my neck for hickeys before I went to work.
• I'm done: with you, with us, with everything. I'm just done.
• Are you not interested in me anymore? Or did you just realize that I needed some space? Cuz now I'm appreciating you more and more each day. You are a beautiful person, inside and out. But I don't blame you for giving up...
• If you're friend-zoned, it probably means you weren't attractive enough. Suck it up, and go after someone more in your league.
• OmGgGGgggg there are other Redditors on this college campus??!??!?! Dear Forever Aloners, Reddit is a very popular website, don't wet yourself every time you find out other people are on it.
• you have a neck like a movie star
• Learn to blow your nose please. We don't want to listen to you sniffle all class for the 3rd time in a row. Invest in some sudafed for god sake.
• Tell me, where is Gandalf? For I much desire to speak with him. [Editor’s Note: “Look to my coming on the first light of the fifth day, at dawn look to the east.”]
• Why on EARTH are there little kids in the Berks hallways? If you're not at student at AU--why are you living in this hell hole?? I don't understand...
• I love pooping so much.
• I don't know why I keep taking art classes, they make me feel so inadequate.
• @What kind of movies do you like. Currently nerding out to Indiana Jones, haha. But I'm a great lover of classic movies and action flicks.
• So, uh, sorry for having an ‘episode’ on you the other night. I swear I’m not crazy. Thanks for being so ridiculously kind and supportive through it. And I would say this to you in person, but we both know we don’t talk about things that happen when we’ve been drinking.
• Housing and Dining, your effort to improve security in McDowell is commendable. Creating barriers to entry is one way to do that. BUT, creating barriers which residents are inconvenienced by is a bad way to do it, because it means they're going to actively countermand your security measures. It would have been smarter if you had used touch readers (like on the doors) instead of swipe readers. Those are more convenient, and a heck of a lot harder to rip off the wall.
• Just used Zipcar for the first time... LOVED IT. Man, the enjoyment one can get out of using an automobile-sharing system that isn't run by the SG. AUTO, eat your heart out. (And get me my certification before the end of the Mayan calendar, please.)
• can we please get an anonymous advice forum on the eagle online???
• thanks for accepting the "KATE" lost rant, but not taking my Locke quote...are certain Lost references not good enough for you or something?! Bcuz i'm pretty sure his "don't tell me what I can't do" quote is said in the show at least a dozen times.
• Are you f-ing kidding me. For the last 5 days rants have been posted in the morning/early evening. Then the one day when I REALLY need them for stress relief it is 6:15 and no rants. This inconsistency is driving me crazy [Editor’s Note: We have busy lives too, we do the best we can.]
• That feel when the former SG President tells you that you and he should get together some time in the future. ^_^
• @how do you know if a girl is gay?: uh, you could ask her.
• Tenders are the only thing that understands me
• Taking oxycodone before class = I may have a problem. Help?
• Last night a floormate staggered up to me, opened his palms revealing a dozen bottle caps, and said "look how much beers I had". He then proceeded to jump up and down on a mattress and sing exceedingly loud in the stairwell. Thanks, Super Bowl Sunday.
• Wow, I know we are not friends and we are in this group for the sake of this class. But can you at least be courteous enough to acknowledge my presence?
• I really dislike the idea that a sophomore and a junior cannot get together.(told by my friends, but i will not listen! determination all the way!) How do you initiate a one-on-one hang out, but not come on too strongly with someone in your class? I need help!
• @the person who responded to my "sitting alone at commencement rant" Not going is not an option when my parents pay over $50,000 and are flying to see me graduate.
• You are the most confusing person in the world. WHAT DO YOU WANT?
• It makes me laugh that the people who warned me off you when you wanted me are telling me to contact you when you no longer want me
• Dear library ice chewer, Sure I'm procrastinating with Tumblr, Facebook, Twitter and Pinterest right now, but at some point, I'm finally going to get bitten by the productive bug, and if your incessant chomping scares it away, my bad grade is going to be on your conscience. Chew on that.
• Valentine's day is gonna suck... I turned down my options at the end of last semester cause it wasn't the time, and now that it is... well. Crap. Let's make Valentine's day in April, yeah?
• So I told you the time wasn't right, cause it wasn't. But now the time is right, and I can't tell you. and this time, I don't want to hide it.
• Please please please please someone bring back the 'Sh*t AU Kids Say' video, it was brilliant and hilarious.
• What do ya do with a single Rangos early in the morning?
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