•@How the heck do you know if a girl is gay??? If you find a gaydar repair shop, please tell me, 'cause I'm wondering the same thing.
•Holding doors open is not mutually exclusive with feminism.... That is all.
•@narwhal: Midnight, my good sir/madam. Also, I love you.
•turning on the heat in the room does not help clear my sinuses. try a blanket.
•@other men on the bus: you're great, there should be more guys like you!
•The narwhal bacons at midnight.
•The SG positions that are paid are either part or full-time jobs. The people in those positions do far more work for SG than a club e-board member. If you want SG to only be available to wealthy students who can afford not to get an outside job, then run and change the system. Otherwise, be thankful that everyone can participate.
•Why do my neighbors feel the need to make the most uncomfortable sounding sounds? Slamming doors gets annoying after a while and spiting so loud I can hear it is probably a problem. Men, men, men.
•@"Be a gigantic tease. Give in eventually, but make it take a while." Thanks for the advice, but we've already been having sex for 2 years. Can't go back to teasing now. Any other advice on how to keep my bf from getting bored of me?
•@how do you know if a girl is gay?: I'm having the same problem. Let me know if you find the answer.
•@girl who wants to cuddle & watch movies: What kinds of movies do you like?
•@"how can you support kids at only 25? live your life!" Are you serious? The average age of first birth in the US is 24. And the ranter girl only wanted one kid by 25 and then others spread out later in increments of 3 years. 25 is not at all too young to be be married and have a baby.
•@"SCV ready" - HOLY CRAP IS THAT SANAT CLARA VANGUARD?!?!?!?! I know they have a camp this weekend. Though you probably won't see this since you'll be away all weekend. I have a friend who's on the cymbal line this year! I'm so excited for you!!!!!!! Unless SCV is actually not Santa Clara Vanguard...
•dear girl I've been having sex with, You're good at the sex. sincerely, guy you've been having sex with [Editor’s Note: Get it girl]
•That awkward moment when you have sex with your roommate...
•@people who think 25 is too young to be married and have kids: You should do some research on fertility timelines. Because waiting longer than your mid to late 20s to have kids makes getting pregnant much harder and drastically increases chances for the baby to have disabilities. Yes some disabilities can be screened early on and you can choose to end the pregnancy. But some disabilities cannot be (think autism).
•"[Editor's note: Considering AU's large population of hipsters, this editor figured there was more than one hipster in this JLS class. If not, my apologies.]" It's awkward because there are actually about 2 hipsters on campus.
•Digging all the Arrested Development rants!
•If you only knew how much I miss you and ache for you. And you going out to "our place" with a group of friends (including the girl who swoons over you) doesn't make things easier for me.
•Having access to my trust fund will be useless without having you there to share it with. Please don't leave me.
•Thanks for the advice about my boyfriend issues about getting married by 24 and having a baby by 25. I disagree that 25 is too young. (He is 3 years older than me btw, so he would be 28). By then I will be done with grad school, and he will be done with law school. And I will be prepared to be a full time mom. Having completed the highest education I desire and having my fertility at its peak, I think 25 is the perfect age to have my first baby.
•@ "be a gigantic tease" Under no circumstance should you do this. As a man, I can tell you men hate being teased; it frustrates and annoys us. Please don't listen to a girl's opinion of what is going on in a man's head. If girls knew what guys wanted, the ranter wouldn't have asked in the first place...
•Spiced cider at the Dav rules!
•"Considering AU's large population of hipsters, this editor figured there was more than one hipster in this JLS class." I don't even... What?! Look, Editor, you have a big job, and for the most part you do it well. But you done screwed up with that one.
•Friend-zoned again. What's wrong with me??
•I have come to the realization that my future roommate is a complete moron! I swear she gets dumber every day. How am I supposed to live with her for a whole year? -FML
•@sexually frustrated girl, I bet your roommate has a treasure chest of sex toys and you don't even know it. Just order one online and then keep it hidden when you aren't using it.
•Hey EAGLE, Why don't you investigate the fishy business that is the AUSG and the lack of Founders Day tickets. Library of Congress can hold 1200 people safely! [Editor’s Note: There is another story on Founders’ Day tickets this issue.]
•What's a Reince Priebus?
•That awkward moment when your friends make fun of you while you are video chatting with a really attractive guy.
•Cute grad student in my class, WHY MUST YOU BE MARRIED??? :(
•HAHAHAHA Shit AU Kids Say hahahahaha. Made my life.
•WE HAVE TO GO BACK KATE!!! WE HAVE TO GO BACK!
•AU girl problems: Paranoid that you don't look good in front of a gay guy.
•Floop is a mad man! Help us! Save us!
•Go listen to Wonk City on youtube!
•Explore-a-dore the vending machines! No regular lemonade? Anywhere? Sad face. D:
•Tim McBride: My friend has the biggest crush on you. Just thought you'd like to know. I hope you read this!(:
•I enjoy reading rants about chivalry, not about buggers and masturbating. Really people?
•"I'M A SPY KID!" -probably not the best thing to yell while still in the hall
•The Narwhals bacon at midnight!
•It kills me every time I see men complaining about how no one finds them attractive. I was a nerd in high school who couldn't get a second glance, so the summer before college I hit the gym and started dressing nicer. Guess what - it worked. The beauty of initial attraction is that it's almost all superficial, and you can change the superficial things about yourself with some hard work.
•@person who thinks libertarians are picked on: Actually the libertarian club on campus is quite flourishing, and the speakers it brings attract people of all political views, due to the logical message of the libertarian philosophy.
•@"When does the narwhal bacon?" -Reddit?
•@"Do girls here masturbate?" Uhh fingers when the roommate is not there? Haha no need to buy anything. And I think the official percentage in the US is 66% of 18-19 year old women and 76.8% of 20-24 year women do.
•I have a 9am rehearsal, and we're supposed to bring food. But nothing on campus is open!!! We need food 24 hors!!
•I got drunk dialed last night for the first this weekend, while I was sober and just wanted to go to bed. Also he asked me the scariest question you can ask a college freshman, "What do you want to do with you degree?". Seriously?? Couldn't you just drunkenly sing me California Gurls instead of making me freak out about the future??
•I just want you to know I think about you way too much
•Sorority. lolololololololololol. what a joke.
•Aww person that wants to be married. I feel ya! We'll have our day soon!
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