•Did no one else see the RickRoll on the 1/28 rants? Or am I just that pathetic?
•@ LIfe is Too Damn Short. If you are who I think you are, you're right. You messed up. And you apologized, but I have yet to really accept your apology because you messed up A LOT. We got into fights and arguments. I felt like we were married to each other even though we're "just friends". Stay away until I can finally forgive you, because I'm going through my own sh*t right now, and have no time for you. Just like you had no time for me.
•Please don't be a lesbian. Please don't be dating. Please be mine. I've fallen for you. Please just catch me. Don't let me be crushed.
•Blond hottie working the Sunday night shift at the info desk...can I have yo number
•"The one thing I know will be in every Eagle article- the words "correction appended" hey you're a douchebag
•Senate vacancies are filled by people too uncool to get popularly elected...
•Congrats Senate, you've officially spent more time trying to impeach Dunham than you did on the door stop bill. I'm glad to see you're working hard
•BRING BACK TDR JAMSSZZZ
•This rant is actually about you...no really...actually about you. Hope you have a great day!
•As a male Undergraduate Senator. The female Undergraduate Senators deserve to be judged on the policies they advocate. Not on catty remarks.
•I am in support of the ranter who wants some sort of hockey access. Let's all temporarily push past our hockey rivalries so we can have access to NHL games, and therefore strengthen our hockey rivalries.
•Tim McBride is in a relationship? Heartbroken.
•I understand that you're having a hard time, and it's okay. I'm a patient man, and I will be here however you need me for as long as you need me. I can't tell you that in person, but I hope by my actions that you know.
•Who knew there was an SG for grad students? And who knew their president was so fly?
•@Life is too damn short, I know what your going through. Do you know what happened??? Did he or she say something mean to you first or did you cause the argument??? I'd like to help, even if it's over EagleRants :)...
•@ADTR CONCERT GUY!!!!! DUDE I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ADTR FAN AT AU!!!!! I DON'T KNOW YOU SO IT WOULD BE AWKWARD AS HELL TO HIT YOU UP BUT JUST GO BY YOURSELF!!! THEY ARE AWESOME!!!!
•Speaker Atanassio closed the door to MGC 262. OPEN DOOR POLICY!
•Hi!
•@"I'm so glad my tuition money is being used for useful things"-- you're a total douche. So you have a different viewpoint. Get over yourself.
•I love it when people sit every other chair in the mudbox. Saving room for your imaginary friends...I get it.
•Guys is it alright if I have a strange affinity/sexual attraction to crane birds? I just l0o0o0o0ovee333eee dem tings!!
•Don't act like you're so damn smart if you're sitting in a class for a language that you've learned from birth. Some of us have only been learning it for a few months.
•I can't even go to class without having the paparazzi that are camped outside my neighbors door get in my way. I wish I was that p0pular! -Envious in anderson #aquaticlyfe #supersoaker #livingnexttoacelebrityproblemz
•@Anyone else tired of the new sorority girls yet? Preach!
•I like you too much. Any time you want to stop being so nice and charming is good with me, you wonker.
•Why hate on the NHL?
•Confession: I spilled lucky charms in the elevator in Hughes
•So who thinks there's going to be a new plot on Neopets soon?
•The LeCloper programmer is amaning and so cute! I loved his programs last week, keep them coming (;
•@"I'm tired of hearing you whine about how hard your "LDR" is to be in." And the ahole of the year goes to...YOU!. Wow no wonder you are jealous of people in committed LDRs, and I'm sure someone as heartless as you has never had a relationship.
•I hate law school!
•This is why we can't have nice things
•Why am I craving french fries?
•@LDR hater: I'm ashamed to go to school with someone as insensitive as you. I hope you never rant about sick family members, struggles with depression, financial difficulties, or other emotional turmoil, because you have zero compassion and have lost all right to eagle rant. Please leave forever.
•@"I'm tired of hearing you whine about how hard your "LDR" is to be in. You made the choice, deal with it. Stop ranting and live with it or end it." So I guess according to your logic I should dump my fiance and throw away our future together when he leaves for Afghanistan so that I'm not sad in a long distance relationship. Wow, I did not know people as ignorant as you went to this school.
•Will we ever get to know who the eagle rants editor is? Does it change each year? [Editor's note: This editor will never tell, although many people do know. And it kind of changes each year.]
•Why can't I get my textbooks in 3D holographs like in Phil of the Future?
•Actually GLBT and sexuality studies is a great choice of minor. But I guess you are the god/goddess of all job market knowledge, so excuse me. Not everyone puts earning potential above all else. Some people are more concerned with creating a more just society.
•Is Claw the Eagle male or female?
•Can we get a Chipotle on campus? That would be awesome.
•@fellow LDR survivors: keep fighting the good fight. Keep your head up. Ignore the haters. Be strong. You can do it. Remember: Time is always on your side. It always keeps going forward. Bringing you closer to when you can see your beloved.
•@slutty little sister response: Thanks for the great advice. I think she is starting to enter the crashing down phase, and I do plan on being there for her to help her get back on track. :)
•I really like the concept of AU students giving support to strangers on eagle rants. It make me feel god for humanity. (most of the time)
•Eagle Rants you are the force that LITERALLY keeps me from going back into the deep depression that I have a history of falling into. THANK YOU!
•You're in my super early lit class, and super cute and love whales. And I have a crush on you, but I just keep spazzing out...
•You know what? AU could probably give full rides to all the students who have had to drop out due to financial hardship by NOT AIR CONDITIONING THE CLASSROOMS DURING WINTER.
•I actually don't have anything to rant about. I'm really happy!
•How can there be so many GLBT students on campus and yet there's no LOGO... I'm trying to watch my RuPaul's Drag Race :( lol
•@ the ranter ranting about LDR ranters, have a heart. The fact is, it is really hard to be separated from the person you love. And it causes a lot more conflicted feelings than you would think for otherwise happy couples. If you have ever had a meaningful relationship then I'm sure you can relate on some level.
•attractive girl who was singing at am mass last sunday...was there a reason you kept looking at me? ;)
•@baby/pregnancy rants: Whenever I get stressed I spend time on Babiesrus.com looking at baby products and thinking of my future babies and my happy life as a mom. It's sad how women's initiative gives little care to women's issues regarding mothering topics, since most of us women will be moms someday.
•@Can the female Undergrad Senators and @New hotties in the Senate: I think you two should talk some time...
•Hey AU Equestrian, I'm a pretty good rider, I was recruited to ride by a number of colleges in my home state. But apparently I am not good enough for yall to even reply to an email. Well, you lost a potential member today. Good Riddance.
•Secretly, I'm not sure how you got any girl to make out with you...
•My floor has gone crazy.
•Sexual repression is no joke! My heart goes out to all those who aren't getting any of the "right" thing! Hang in there! To the rest of you, give it up already and stop acting like your privates are the holy grail!
•Why can't I find someone? I'm sick of being alone.
•To the guy I see around campus, you'd be so much more attractive if you smiled.
•I didn't realize Eagle Rants now had their own tab and have been mentally ranting about the lack of rants all week...Time to procrastinate by catching up on my rants! :)
•:( I get back to AU and one of my friends has clearly decided not to talk to me anymore. I just did one thing wrong, and I've tried to be nice since then, but I'm sick of being the only one to put effort into this friendship. If you don't want to talk, I guess that's up to you. At the same time, two of my best friends from home have apparently decided not to be friends anymore. This is all just so sad and dramatic and I don't know why 2012 seems to be the year of destroyed friendships in my life, but I don't like it. :(
•i want someone to share my sexy photos and dances with! ;)
•The girl at the front desk of my building with the long red hair is incredibly beautiful. I wish I had the courage to talk to her more :(
•@ "Can I just have the LGB and not the T?" thanks for being a disgusting trans*phobe. it's not like the rest of society uses trans*people as the butt of every joke and it's difficult to even do simple things like go to the bathroom as a trans*person without being threatened, screamed at, or assaulted. so thanks for the support.
•why does it take Salsa 10 minutes to make me a 5 dollar quasedelia. seriously, this is not rocket science- put the cheese in the tortilla. It should not take you this long, ladies.
•Thanks Tim McBride for acknowledging my Eagle Rant!!! You're the nicest. :)
•Metro: an odd mix, of magical and mundane, old train underground
•Could someone explain or post pictures of what kind of dresses girls where to the Founder's Day Ball? Long or short? Dressy or more club-like? Sort of like a junior prom dress? Senior prom? Thanks in advance!!
•It is 2 AM and I am nearly weeping while watching food network because I MISS REAL FOOD!!!! Sorry TDR, you get the job done, but nothing beats a home-cooked meal.
•Ok, so I get when it's 11 at night and there's not really anyone there. But when the gym is legitimately busy, use the whiteboards! It's real easy and it doesn't make you cool to not do it!
•I'm quite upset with some of the derogatory things I've heard said about the BDSM community since the Queers & Allies S&M 101 was announced. People who don't know anything about the lifestyle have no right to judge those of us who partake in the more kinky side of life. Especially here at AU, which is traditionally such an accepting university, I expected much more. Do us all a favor, and educate yourself before you say offensive things.
•Founder's day ball... to go or not? Spend money on a dress? Hmm....
•@"To answer the 1/25 ranter who questioned if anyone else watches Archer, you are not alone. My friend and I love watching Archer!" Thank god.
•@"Being in a new member in a sorority is like being attacked by love and attention." Well that's because they don't want you to depledge. When you get initiated, you'll see how quickly everyone turns on you. -ex sorority girl
•FWS= Federal Work Study, there's a thing called Google. USE IT.
•S & M 101 workshop by the D.C boys of leather?!? That must be a joke. I swear every day I become more and more embarrassed of this school.
•I found some awesome vomit in the MGC 1st floor bathrooms. Really? How does that even happen? and why don't you tell anyone?
•to the mcdowell 5 couple that seems to have sex every night: just because your blinds are half shut doesn't mean that hughes can't see you. but keep up the good work
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