SUNDAY’S RANTS:
•When you said simply liking me doesn't fit anymore....I knew what you meant. I feel the same
•They said AU was supposed to be diverse, but I have yet to see a good-looking Denzel up in here, if you catch my drift. Imma transfer to Howard. #RealTalk
•I think there should be a website called EagleMatch for all us lonely, sexually frustrated, individuals in search of a significant other, friend, or perhaps a booty call. -Wajeed Karim
[Editor’s Note: There’s a website called “Date My School.” You could try that. Or OK Cupid.]
•@ "I knew I wouldn't make it" : Obviously, they don't know what they missed out on. You deserve better, and you'll get it. Chin up :)
•@Why is that every student job AU posts has to be FWS?
It would be really great if they would open them up, but I get the impression that the money to pay the employees for a FWS is federally funded, and so the school hasn't calculated money to pay students from the jobs into their budget.
•@ person upset that people pregamed Bill Clinton's speech. I'm just trying to have a good time with my friends. At least I paid attention and didn't leave early. I'm sure Bill would have approved too.
•Even Bill Clinton laughed at the award he received. #rethinkwonkcampaign
•Waking up to seeing all those texts/calls on my phone after a night of being inebriated. Damn you technology.
•Oh great non-gender specific deities of the world's religions, please send me your grace/luck/good vibes so I get this job
• [Editor’s note: Cosmo, Seventen, GQ and a variety of other magazines offer great sex columns. Why not turn to them to get your sex questions answered?]
Really Editor? Why not just give us a column with an anonymous ranter. I'm not even interested in the column, but I feel bad for the people who want it and can't have it.
•97% effective + 99.9% effective=total waste of money
Rant here!
