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Satire: Student walks in other direction to avoid potentially awkward encounter with Zoom classmate
By Owen Boice | 09/23/2021“If I had said hello, what would we have even talked about?”
Delivering American University's news and views since 1925 | Thursday, March 23, 2023
“If I had said hello, what would we have even talked about?”
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