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Eagle Rants: December 5, 2012

• That Stoodel website looks really cool... I can really relate to the confessions... is it the new Queen of the Quad? • @thirsty girl in Anderson: that is veeeeeery interesting.. floor? ;) • Why is everyone so offended over the littlest things? Why can't I joke about something politically ...


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Eagle Rants: December 4, 2012

• I demand a puppy room to deal with the stress of finals! That college in Canada has one it's not fair. • @ "You sound hilarious! I'm in!!! P.s.- no need to pay me in Pringles canisters. Lol." Okay, but I'll have you know I don't clean up after myself and I am a champion Polar Bear wrestler. ...


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Eagle Rants: December 3, 2012

• @HSGFsex - I totally get that. My HS BF and I had a regular schedule and being single leaves me totally frustrated! • WHY IS BATTELLE CLOSED ON SUNDAYS? The Atrium is literally the best place to study :[ • @Cockles - LOL. Cockles are clams, yeah, but it's also the pairing name for ...


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Eagle Rants: December 1-2, 2012

• @"Any other Poets of the Fall fans out there?" Only reason I know them is because they sang "Late Goodbye;" the end theme of Max Payne 2. • Our lives are defined by opportunities, even the ones we missed. • I really like you. We always flirt and you are so nice to me. I can't stand ...


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Eagle Rants: November 30, 2012

• Really? You still just want to be friends? You sure the feeling isn't mutual? I thought I was over you, but I guess I'm not. I've been asked by multiple people if we are together, because guess what, our relationship is too affectionate to be just friends! C'mon, girl! I'm going crazy over here! ...


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Eagle Rants: November 28-9, 2012

• @• Fun game/topic to discuss: What is your most important goal in life? Sum it up in one sentence. My most important goal in life is to be genuinely happy and enjoy life. • Life goal in one sentence: My ultimate goal is to be a wonderful, nurturing, loving, mother and have a functional ...


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Eagle Rants: November 27, 2012

• I weighed myself at home during break and I've officially lost 50 lbs. I'm not at my goal weight just yet, but I know I will be there soon! Thank you Jacobs Fitness Center and no thank you to TDR. • I'm also a Junior single lesbian who happens to be a femme. I wish I could meet a girl ...


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Eagle Rants: November 26, 2012

• Thanks editor for posting the November 25th rants so early! You rock! • @pregnancy scare: Ignore the troll, no one with a brain is paying any attention to him. Hang in there honey. Pregnancy scares happen to every woman who has ever had sex. Good luck. Sending good karma thoughts your way. ...


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Eagle Rants: November 25, 2012

• What's a narc? And if that ranter can't ask for drugs, then how is he supposed to get them? -also curious and wanting drugs • @"frustrated because I am a genius and you are not": apparently not genius enough to know basic 3rd grade rules of comma usage • Homework that often does ...


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Eagle Rants: November 24, 2012

• Isn't it always nice to discover how much you hate your family by going home for the holidays? • I miss DC and just wanna go back. Why do I feel so uneasy even though I'm at home? • Thanksgiving break was great and I loved seeing my family and being home again. Now I have no real ...


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Eagle Rants: November 22-23, 2012

• Ha spleader rantgate returns. So glad I'm out of that hole of misery and pretentious buttwipes. • 5'9" girl here to the 6'0' guy who responded to my rant and said he also likes movies, video games, and exploring the city. When and where do you want to meet after break?? :) • A for ...


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Eagle Rants: November 21, 2012

• @"what do other ace people think about asking the au glbta group to add another a to their acronym? worth the effort?" I don't want to ask them to be GLBTAA. I just want them to acknowledge the A as both Asexual and Ally, instead of just Ally. I was really excited when I first saw that it had ...


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Eagle Rants: November 20, 2012

• Tired of everyone blaming everyone involved in Greek life for such negative things as collegiateacb. While there certainly are some less-than-excellent humans in sororities/fraternities, my sorority has openly denounced the website. Regardless of that, I know none of them would contribute to ...


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Eagle Rants: November 19, 2012

• i don't even go to this school!! sounds a lot like high school BS! DRAAAAAAINAGE!! • what happened to it's eyes?! YOU MANIACS!!! • To the guy I almost rant into in Tdr Sunday morning: you're really cute! • "Re: “@D from a guy name M- You sound sexually frustrated! Let’s ...


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Eagle Rants: November 18, 2012

• @hwk- heres a clue-4 south of a dorm (don't want to say which one) on South side of campus. • I want to ask a girl out who I know casually, but don't see every day. I feel like a text or Facebook would be trite, a call would be a little too random, and like I said, I don't actually run ...


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Eagle Rants: November 17, 2012

• Feeling really depressed/stressed out tonight, even though I don't have any reason to. Bummer. I'm going to go to bed. • "for all you lonely boys ~ I will be president" ;) • @I got soul but I’m not a soldier: I was actually listening to that song as I was reading your rant. When ...



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