• i don't even go to this school!! sounds a lot like high school BS! DRAAAAAAINAGE!!
• what happened to it's eyes?! YOU MANIACS!!!
• To the guy I almost rant into in Tdr Sunday morning: you're really cute!
• "Re: “@D from a guy name M- You sound sexually frustrated! Let’s meet up. ” Dude you have no idea how sexually frustrated I am. Sounds like you are also. Let’s do it." When and Where?? -A
• There WIll Be Blood is one of the best films to come out of the last decade! thoughts?
• Staying at AU over Thanksgiving break... well, I suppose there could be worse things to happen.
• Might be crushing for the first time in a few years... how weird, but it's exciting.
• Can someone please just go and sleep with the 34 DD attention whore? Her tits and bra are probably comparable to chips and a bag of lays.
• AU, your horny is showing.
• Can eagle rants please start a spin-off called Eagle Love where single AU students can meet other single AU students?
• Japanese girls throwing up in each other's mouths!
• Hey Eagle Ranters, I love watching Documentaries. I want a good one to watch. Any recommendations? - I love ones based on the Military / Foreign Policy / World issues. I like ones like: "Countdown to Zero" ; "Restrepo" ; and others like that. But I want some more good ones. I'll take any that you guys really like. But I just want something good to watch. that makes you think! Thanks!
• There's nothing wrong with fat shaming. You don't deserve an award for packing on the pounds and letting your body waste away. And you don't have to starve yourself in order to not be fat. Just change your diet and start exercising.
• "No man has the right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable" ~ Socrates
• @sexy lengerie girl: hey that's what I'm here for. I'd just hate to see you set yourself up for a relationship where you have to wear sexy lengerie if you want to keep him around. Does he do amazing things for you when you visit him?
• @looking for romance: I haven't read the 11/18 rants yet (I got a day behind), so I'm sure you got a ton of offers, but just in case, how would you like to go on a tour of the Library of Congress with me sometime, say December 11 (or sooner, I just suggested it cause it's the study day)?
• GAHHHH I can't figure you out at all. I'm ok with being friends, I'm ok with something more, I just want to know WHICH IT IS.
• @ "AU should have a smoking club." If it's all in one room you could call it the "Dead Before Dawn" club.
• @"Don’t explode. I doubt you’ll have any takers, you know, being perfect: smart beautiful and having huge boobs." Not the original ranter, but jsyk, 34DD isn't actually all that big. I'm 34 D/DD depending on the brand, and you wouldn't expect it. Cup size varies by band size, so a 30C does not have the same cup volume as a 42C, for example.
• Since we were talking about this sort of thing earlier this week... any AU peeps into ageplay?
• Don't care about ROTC guys, it's all about the girls!
• @Hey. The other night was fun, and you’re cute and smart and have the best music taste. Ask me out. That is all.: If by "the other night" do you mean hanging out in my room with my christmas lights on listening to Explosions in the Sky?
• If you're not gonna be here all weekend, don't come home and wait till I'm about to go to sleep to put all your shit away.
• I feel your pain history major. I am skinny, 5'9", 36D that is about ready to explode. Except I don't just want someone to hook up with. I love watching movies, playing video games, and exploring the city. Any takers?- preferably someone taller than me.
• I'm seriously considering buying a hooker.
• @"...if you’re who I think you are and I’M who you’re thinking of…you’re cute and really awesome. More info por favor." Heh, hopefully you're who I was ranting about, but at the same time I'm not certain. We met last Monday at an event, but it took me a while of thinking before I even worked up the courage to anonymously rant.
• @ "As an alumna, I check the Eagle once in a while to see what’s going on, and I have to say, people like “Liberals R. Tools” really make me ashamed of this university." The only person you should be ashamed of is yourself, you liberal tool. Get a freaking life and stop screwing up this country with your politically correct nonsense.
• This girl is perfectly awesome amazing, I gotta find a way to tell her how I feel before someone else swoops in, but how, how I ask you HOW!!!....(this is the part for response with advice)
• I just want education to be free and people to care about each other.
• WHY AM I NOT SLEEPING
• i've really enjoyed talking with you the last week or so, and i think you're damn gorgeous, i just hope you don't misinterpret me not making a move as a lack of interest...
• Not even being sarcastic though, all white people look the same
• No justice, no peace. The US out of the Middle East.
• you're so boring.
• @Dumb fat white people: Wow 6 rants relating to my one rant that I expected a litte more out of my college experience than this. Thanks for the support. First I don't understand why you think I'm a girl considering I mentioned the terrible racism here which should have been a clue that I'm actually an angry black man. But of course, white people would think racism doesn't exist at THEIR University. Good job calculating your BMI's to prove you're not fat too, I still hope you get an eating disorder.
• @BMI of 20.2: Omg please sleep with me immediately you must be so attractive. Do you like it when daddy calls you a little piggy?
• @Healthy food chick: What healthy free food are you talking about? All I see are cookies/pizza/soda/cupcakes/etc, and if you go to an event with the intent of eating free unhealthy food then yes you're indeed a "fatty," a person who consumes high-fat foods often.
• @Sarcasm escapes you: Don't worry person who thought I missed your clever little sarcasm; I saw what you did and played along, don't think you realized it though, so guess I am too good and too smart for you. But try and keep up sweetheart, good attempt.
• AU Events Calendar for 11/19: Alt Break PA meeting- Lame Buddhist Chanting in Kay- Uh no thanks Catholic Mass- I am Lucifer Basketball game- Better than nothing I guess Interest meeting for Alpha Nu Omega- silly white girls LOL YA LIKE SO MANY GREAT AND INTERESTING THINGS GOING ON AT AU EVERYDAY!!!!!!!11[{\1*!
• "The individual bathroom in Centennial is broken!"- Lol where am I going to have sex??!!
• Hola cuando acaba la secundaria con toda la drama en la universidad?
• @ roommate who is so messy I agree she is the worst.
• Anderson 4 south fight club!
• @hwk this hwk is mine
• @hwk he sounds like a great individual. RG3
• Dear roommate who moans constantly, I am uncomfortable we're not this close. Please stop. - disturbed roommate
• I am so tired and I need to write a super good paper for comp poltics #imscrewed
• HEEAYEAYEYEAYAYEYEYAHAEYAHAEYEA
• If I could punch one girl in the face in my life, it would be you. Thanks for standing me up. Twice.
• discovered eagle rants...there goes any form of productivity. oh well. its the end of the semester anyways.
• if you see me passing by, don't just awkwardly stare. say hi, even if it's in front of your frat. i don't like those awkward eye contacts...i'm pretty sure you don't either. i promise i'll say hi back
• okay so you ask me to watch your computer in the library and say "i'll be right back". almost 30 min later you come back...i don't even want to know what you were doing
• it is the silent floor. why are you vacuuming? vacuums still make noise.
• @advice on breaking the ice: i know how you feel. if you're pretty sure she'd say yes, why not just text her and ask her to grab coffee? it's not as 'big' as going out but it gives you the chance to interact with her and who knows where it'll lead. as a girl, a random, out-of-the-blue text like that would be totally alright by me.
• @both of you can make the first move---Thank you! As a girl I always feel so bad for guys because there's so much pressure on them to ask a girl out! I wish more girls just went for it...rather than complaining someone else isn't asking them out. I get so nervous asking a guy out, so honestly if a guy asks me out I'll usually say yes and give him a chance because I appreciate the courage it takes it ask anybody out.
• why are all asians bad drivers?
• I don't want to ask someone out because I still have a crush on you, and I just don't feel that interested in anyone else right now. I'm not holding out hope that you'll break up with your boyfriend or anything stupid like that, I'm just choosing not to involve myself romantically with anyone because it's what makes sense for me at this point in time. I hope you understand why I don't want to talk about this in person.
• I would like to punch every SPA kid in the eye.
• Apparently my Facebook page has a lot of fans at home- I had about half a dozen of my neighbors and people from my church tell me that they love my posts. Not sure how I feel about this.
• Sometimes when my roommate is sleeping, I just want to sit on her face and suffocate her with my ass. My dislike for her grows more and more each day.
• *sigh*...It's tough being such a sex symbol... #SexSymbolProblems
• To other Eva geek(s): 1. The person I trust most, which I don't quite know so probably Nobody. I was incredibly happy too, 6 minutes and 48 seconds of it was great so far, can't wait till the international release!
• That bizarre moment when my dad's cousin is buried in a leprechaun costume.
• when did eagle rants become eharmony?
• @meeting in front of SIS-my rant never went through! after the break?
• Dear CAUS, why would you think students have a right to say what their tuition goes towards? When I buy a ticket to the theaters I pay for a service and receive it. Just because I paid doesn't mean I get to choose what the theater company does with the money. Sincerely, a fellow student.
• Went abroad, had an obscene amount of sex, fell in love, learned of fetish for being tied up, have to return to AU.. sigh. (Seriously, everybody go abroad)
• After seeing a rant about it, I visited CollegiateACB. Do the greeks really need an entire site to continuously rank themselves?
• I'm not glad that others have had to endure an eating disorder-- but it warms my heart to see the supportive messages y'all post here. How do you guys cope with seeing so many people here (is it just me, or is it a LOT?) obviously struggling with unhealthy mindsets? It throws me off and makes me sad to see others where I once was...
• That moment where there's a chance an Eagle Rant could be about you...
• Remember that guy I decided to get to know? Best afternoon I've had in weeks. Don't want to get my hopes up, but I can't wait until I get to talk to him again.
• Hoookay... so I'm asexual and I tried sex just to see what it was like. Predictably, it's a no-go ever again. But this kid has the nerve to tell me that my experimenting means that I'm not asexual?? Way to be a bigot--you're not the orientation police.
• @ those interested in the dream website that was mentioned last week: look up dreammoods. I hope you find it helpful and interesting! Enjoy! And to anyone else that may be using it: Has it helped?? :)
• @person who thanked me for the dream info: You're Welcome~ :) Glad I could help.
• History girl here: Wow, lots of responses. Not to sound vain, but to those seriously interested could you list off a little about yourselves? Like major, hobbies, and what you are looking for in a relationship. Some of you already did a little bit, but more information would be great. I’m also working on an okcupid account, so if things don’t work out on eagle rants, hopefully I will find a match there.
• @guy who called me perfect: Thank you for the nice compliment, but I’m not perfect. I have baggage just like everyone else. –history girl
• Why is Boy Meets World not available for Netflix instant play? not cool
• remember the guy who used to post poetry in the rants section? I wonder what ever happened to him...
• @guy wondering how to ask her out: Nicely worded facebook message. It's not as urgently confrontational as a text. You can take the time to write something sweet. And she can look back at it after you guys are together and have a good memento. And you have the added bonus of seeing when she reads it. Good luck!
• @(slight head nod and slowly raises hand): lolol
• @guys responding to girl looking for romance: I’m not the OP, but here’s my female perspective advice. When you respond to a girl (or initiate) be it on eagle rants, okcupid, etc start by talking a little bit about yourself. Don’t just jump in and say you are interested and want to meet up. It comes off as predatorial. The guy who talked about Northern European History had it right. The guys who said just said basically “let’s make this happen” had it wrong.
• If I applied to medical schools in August and I still don't have any interviews or acceptances, should I accept the fact that med school is not happening for me?
• I'm really going to miss this semester for one reason: we most likely won't have any more classes together.
• I'm convinced Neil Kerwin cannot smile.
• If we go on two dates and you never respond to my messages, then suddenly want to hang out again a month later, don't expect me to say "Yes!"
• LOLOLOLOL You haven't seen anything yet roommate.
• I'm sorry for those messages, but you seemed interested from what I could tell. If you aren't just let me know so I can stop wasting my time thinking about you.
• I dare The Eagle to get a picture of Neil Kerwin smiling; and not forcibly.
• I don't understand why guys cut out the armpits of their shirts to show their fat rolls and nips. nip slips ain't classy--male or female. Sorry bro, showing your frat bro your titties won't make them like you anymore...
• To the guy in tdr today with the armpit-cutout-homemade-tank-top...just stop. everytime i see your ridiculously tiny nipples pop out and collide with your fat rolls I want to vomit up my salad. but i can't stop staring you dirty slut.
• to all the bros out there: you ultimately cock block all of yourselves when you bro out so hard that you all reek of bromance and ball sweat.
• cocaine is a hell of a drug...
• whenever i'm in the library i always have to take massive dumps. maybe its the scent of knowledge...
• F*** society i just want to join a nudist colony that endorses flannel and weed...
• i really like your right leg.
• Ten Crack Commandments...preach.
• that awkward moment when you're 20 minutes late for class because you've totally been dancing naked in your room by yourself for the past hour...
• i cant stop pooping. this is problematic.
• TEQUILA shots shot shots shot shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots shots...shi*t show
• I need to get laid so badly I think I'm starting to get attracted to anyone with a pulse.
