• @HSGFsex - I totally get that. My HS BF and I had a regular schedule and being single leaves me totally frustrated!
• WHY IS BATTELLE CLOSED ON SUNDAYS? The Atrium is literally the best place to study :[
• @Cockles - LOL. Cockles are clams, yeah, but it's also the pairing name for Misha Collins and Jensen Ackles, both actors on the show Supernatural (and whose characters Dean Winchester and Castiel are also shipped like crazy, aka Destiel). I don't even like shipping real people, but -man.-
• References to Taken need to stop
• @guy who wants sex everyday, be careful as Barney Stinson has taught us you do need to have some standards (main one being no fat chicks....unless your into that sort of thing in which case go crazy like caligula)
• well she has a boyfriend back home, good thing I learned about that BEFORE I was going to ask her out, bad thing once again alone and can't seem to find any interesting girls......maybe I should lower my standards
• @untreatable brain tumor: I don't think anyone would joke about that or post that unless it was serious and the truth. I'm so sorry to hear that. Is there anything the doctors can do? That rant just made me stop everything I was doing. I'm now sitting in my seat looking around my room, at my "busy" calendar with everything I “have” to do. We all need a reality check every once in a while. We are so fortunate it's unbelievable. I hope you get better and wish you the best of luck. We love you
• Confession: I really wanna do the dirty with my RA...
• DON'T DRINK THE BLUE MONSTER REHAB ENERGY DRINK. It literally tastes like dirt and gross tea. Never again.
• @mechanical bull/ empty Pringles canisters as compensation You sound hilarious! I'm in!!! P.s.- no need to pay me in Pringles canisters. Lol. ;)
• My whole life nothing has ever worked out my way. I know I should be happy but I'm just not. I've spent 90% of my life unhappy and I don't know why. Even if I had to spend eternity suffering in Hell I would at least know why. So why shouldn't I?
• SPA IS RAVENCLAW. DEAL WITH IT
• so now I know what alcohol poisoning feels like. it's not fun kids. keep track of how much you're drinking.
• The person who said these rants are funny lied straight to my face...
• My bra is hurting me....can girls readjust their bras in public like how guys readjust themselves in public?
• I like you so much better when you're naked.
• @"I can’t stand this playful flirtation anymore! je t’adore" Yeah, yeah, yeah, Je t'adore on your way out, will ya.
• “Philanthropy is commendable, but it must not cause the philanthropist to overlook the circumstances of economic injustice which make philanthropy necessary.” ~Martin Luther King, Jr.
• hey, i'm really happy. i think i found the best person in the whole universe who thinks i'm the best person in the whole universe.
• So some biblical scholars have made some arguments that Jesus might have been gay. If that were true, he would totally fit in at AU; a gay Jew from an unfavorable part of the country (Nazareth was basically the New Jersey of the ancient Middle East) looking to save the world or something. I think admissions should get on this.
• "these uggs are all that fit me right now, karen."
• I can't find Palestine on a map... maybe because it isn't a country
• Dear dance team, Clearly the person who doesn't like your hair flipping knows nothing about some good hairography. Keep up the good work.
• n'aww he's the sweetest.
• @people with lofted beds are virgins: lies. I hooked up in my lofted bed plenty of times last year, the danger makes it more fun ;)
• I just love lying naked in my bed.
• You know what makes a Sunday night fun? Being called a stalker by someone who used to be a good friend. Even better? Her making up stuff to back up her argument that I'm a stalker. Liiiiiittle concerned for her mental well-being
• Yeah, liberals are pretty funny. We come up with the best jokes when making fun of conservatives - you're right, lololol
• Your opinion matters to me.
• gosh darn, you've got the prettiest eyes.
• "I really like you. We always flirt and you are so nice to me. I can't stand this playful flirtation anymore. Je t'adore": I really hope this is for me :-) If it is, know that I've been dying to kiss you. What are your initials?
• "Our lives are defined by opportunities. Even the ones we've missed."- So deep. I love it.
• I'm falling for you. Your smile makes my heart radiant. I really hope you like me the way I've come to like you. You are so, so beautiful. I hope this flirting isn't just silliness! :)
• Everyone thinks you're a whore. I just know you are.
• Girl interested in knowing how often guys think about sex: It varies with each guy, just like it does with each girl, but definitely more than you probably think we do. Like we can be engaged in classworl or running or any number of things or taking a test even, and it just creeps in! Just so you know, many guys also think a lot about their future wife and what they imagine their family will be like. At least I do :)
• I know I've said more than once that I don't want an actual relationship, but I think I'm starting to change my mind. Which is a problem because I know for sure you don't want anything.
• Girl wanting to be a wonderful mother and wife with a happy, supportive family for her life goal: mine likewise is to be a supportive and loving father and husband who puts my family first. Aka what my dad didn't do.
• DARK RANTS FOREVER!
• YOU'RE SO CUTE AAAAHHHHH!!"-- some details about who you're referring to would be helpful :-l)
• To the person who threatened cutting due to stress: please please don't. You are a beautiful person and your life has such meaning to it. Try meditation or - don't laugh!- masturbation as a stress reliever. Please don't harm yourself.l!
• "Tell me what you want. You definitely should have been running for the hills by now, and yet you're still here."- more details/information?
• I WISH MY SINK DISPENSED ICED TEA TOO. AND HOT CHOCOLATE.
• I want to make love to you for hours. All day long. Like we once did.
• "All the rants about how you'll find love when you aren't looking for it are helping me"- I've written a few of those, in part to allay my own fears that I'll find love again. Whoever you are, you have a beautiful soul. Hang in there. It's comforting to know we're not alone in hating being single!
• "I still love you and I hate it. I absolutely hate it. I still want you back, and it really irks me that I do."- what are your initials? I'm amazed, but I still feel this way about my ex too :)
• "I WANNA SMANG YOU!"- I'm seriously not a virgin at life, but what is smanging? [Editor’s Note: smash-bang fusion.]
• If you still like me or want anything to do with me, just reach out to me like I've been occasionally doing to you. What we had might be gone, I don't know. But a part of my soul misses you so much. Your sweet smile, your laugh, everything. I miss you but I'm afraid you'll just ignore me again. It's up to you.
• "I'm down! I was the same way in high school and I miss it!" (Girl who responded to my post looking for dating with hooking up): Cool! I know this sounds crazy, but I'd like to actually try dating you/ talking first. Is this a deal breaker?
• Dear thirsty girl: where is your bed so I can get in it?
• To BEYOND thirsty girl: Haha are you the same girl as the thirsty girl who invited men to her bed? Where are you hahaha?!
• The person that responded to my comment about overhearing gay sex: No, I was saying that I guess it's inevitable that while at AU I would eventually overhear gay sex. . .
• so-whore-ity
• Also some people die in ecstasy during massive drug-filled orgies. It has happened. Just sayin'!
• Ladies who responded to my concerns about my girlfriend's vagina: thanks for the advice. One of you gave me wayyy tmi, but I'm intrigued: vanilla cupcake?! How do you know that? Wow. . . Okay, uhm, well thanks. Also she doesn't use birth control because she believes it's wrong. . .
• Unspoken bond between all-nighter survivors in Bender library: Yup. Solidarity people. We can do this.
• @may have developed something for gingers: don't fight it. We have no souls. We'll seduce you without a second thought. And we're amazing lovers.
• The sea otter comment made me go "awww" out loud at the Library. Now people are looking at me but I don't care.
• I'm glad someone picked up on my Princess Bride rants. Prince Humperdink is indeed a douche. Apparently noone picked up on my Mean Girls quotes :-(
• More accurately- where are the SG articles? There used to be briefs after every Senate meeting, why doesn't this happen anymore? Some of us actually care about the people we voted for and what they're doing. Really, if the Senate is doing anything but reenacting the West Wing and congratulating each other on being the biggest loser dbags on campus, I'd really like to know about it.
• @To the group of four who were talking about their bowl movements and awkward bathroom moments in TDR Where are these people? I want to be their friend!
• Wow what I wouldn't do for a good massage right about now
• happy happy happy
• I find it unconscionable that psychological stress related to combat experience ("PTSD") is classified as a mental illness and referred to as a "dis"order, which denotes "otherness" and a departure from the expected. What our military personnel do to keep us safe defies human nature and basic biological instincts. It is no wonder that such personal sacrifice triggers a response of stress.
• @Cockles ranter: That's Jensen and Misha, right? I'm not one for RPF, but I was also amused at first between the acronyms AU and AU. :P
• @mlp club ranter: I'd be game. Only, I'm in the early bits of Season 2. I was watching it with my bf, but then we switched to Sherlock for a while.
• whenever guys get clingy, i literally want to crawl out of my own skin. are there any guys out there who don't cling to a girl like plastic wrap? why can't i find them??
• I just caught someone trading pridebucks for a blowjobs. That can't be legal.
• I am worried that I will not have enough money to dorm my second semester and will have to commute from home (35 minutes away). I am ready to make the mature decision and do what I gotta do to continue going to this school, but are there any other commuters out there that can tell me its not that bad? That you can still enjoy your college experience?
