• Ha spleader rantgate returns. So glad I'm out of that hole of misery and pretentious buttwipes.
• 5'9" girl here to the 6'0' guy who responded to my rant and said he also likes movies, video games, and exploring the city. When and where do you want to meet after break?? :)
• A for Ace and Ally -- yeah I agree b/c ace people don't have to put up with nearly as much $hit as glbt. but asexual should still be acknowledge.
• @ageplay: I'm also cis female. I usually like to be the younger one and have my bf be the adult. But sometimes we switch it up and reverse. I was the one who brought up the ageplay idea, and he seems to enjoy it just fine.
• But seriously, I would like to stop having a third roommate that you try to silently hook up with when you think I'm asleep. My fury has almost reached its peak and you know you don't want to see it again.
• That awkward moment when you accidentally have sex with someone...
• If she ain't fat...then, I ... AIN'T....havin' it!!!!
• I may not be coming over next week, but I will be coming....
• @"@ Day Planner": Dude the person who responded to your rant gave you helpful advice on where to find fun AU events, in order to help you and improve your college experience. And look how you responded to his/her help. Now I see why you are having so many issues. Try looking in a mirror and reflecting on your negativity.
• @" @ ” @ “As an alumna, I check the Eagle once in a while to see what’s going on, and I have to say, people like “Liberals R. Tools” really make me ashamed of this university.” The only person you should be ashamed of is yourself, you liberal tool. Get a freaking life and stop screwing up this country with your politically correct nonsense.” ^ Wow, thanks for proving my point!"" - GTFO.
• @bag of chips: Yes ecauae any girl claiming to have 34DD breasts must be lying. That size only exists in mythology. It's not like they make real bras in that size. Oh wait. Idiot. Complete idiot. You're obviously never seen breasts in real life aside from your mother's
• Can we assume that the editor is just totally into academics and doesn't get the eagle rants up until late because he/she is up doing school work all day and all night? Is that why they're up so early now? Please insert editor's note below..... [Editor’s Note: Yep, you nailed it.]
• Editor, did you pass along my idea about doing a story on online courses at AU and what (if anything) is being down to expand them? Thanks so much. [Editor’s Note: I passed the idea along, that’s all I know yet though.]
• What is cis gendered?
• @ ageplay ranter from the other day: you may want to check out the kink club/alternative lifestyles club. Hope you find what u r looking for ;)
• When I have sex with my boyfriend I pretend he is a garden gnome come to life. Ya I have an active imagination..
• Eagle rants, you make my thanksgiving break with my abusive family just bearable enough for me to get through it. Thanks editor.
• If rants are posted on Thanskgiving, editor gets 100 bonus points
• @SPA leadership is gay: actually I think SPA leadership is annoyingly heteronormative and heterosexual to boot, but I'd love to hear details if you have evidence to the contrary! :)
• This thanksgiving, I'm thankful that for Eagle Rants editor
• Editor, you're the best. That is all.
• @"It’s a reflection of the minds of the student body." Eagle Rants is, for the most part, this, but lately, it seems then that the "minds of the student body" are just all about getting laid. Which you still can't really accomplish through Eagle Rants. They need to chill a bit.
• @ "Do guys who enjoy violent war-like video games usually have aggressive personalities? Are there any hippie, sensitive type guys who like violent video games?" Aggression is not in my nature and I love violent video games. I now I'm a sensitive guy as for hippie I'm an environmentalist. So yes we exist.
• @ "@ever SPA*leadesrhip kid don’t hate on leadership cause we are not same so don’t judge on a few people. in one class alone there are 60 of us and we all have different personalities. From the student trying to be president to the kid just glad they are in a special program cause they are the first in their family to go to college and its glad to be apart of great community." proof that you don't have to be smart to get in.
• @Theory of bra size and Asians: If you would like a serious discussion on the issue of evolutionary biology and selection of reproductive traits, I can put together a powerpoint and I would recommend you a few books and articles. Otherwise, their happens to be a connotation of small bra (and thus breast) size among Asians. Other races have mostly neutral or inflated connotations concerning bra size. These beliefs are based off observation of a large, mostly homogenous population.
• @"we will guide you." I'm so sorry that you feel so unhappy in your own life that you find being a detriment in a young woman's struggle to avoid a relapse of an eating disorder to be a fulfilling use of your time. Please remember that your actions have consequences in the real world, and to those around you. Would you tell a suicidal person to just down those pills because no one cares? Would you feel guilty if they did? What if he or I was a friend/neighbor, and you didn't know it until later?
• If my brother wasn't such a bigot, my mother wasn't such a micromanaging control freak, and my father didn't patronize me, this would be a really great Thanksgiving break.
• @"Do please stop pretending you speak for everyone." I prefer my women chubby as well. ;)
• love when your mother's first reaction to you being home is "wow, honey, you've put on some weight" love you too
• I think I'm falling in love with you. Please break up with him. He's hurt you too much. You deserve better!
• "That's why her hair is so big. It's full of secrets."
• That awkward moment when your sister finds the gay guy sitting next to you on the busride home attractive. . . .
• You smell like peppermint!
• God I miss DC. I've been going to the town Wal-Mart everyday over break just to get out of the house and go somewhere. Nowhere else to go here. Sigh
• HAPPY THANKSGIVING ALL!!!
• Never thought I'd say this, but the taste of tofurkey is worse than unwashed vagina.
• I CAN'T go to Taco Bell, I'm on an all-carb diet! GOD Louis, YOU'RE SO STUPID!!!
• You will get pregnant and DIE!
• Boo, you WHORE!
• @ranter with attitude problem: if you think all the speakers who come to this school (human rights workers, researchers, former political prisoners, etc) are "tools", you really don't sound mature enough to be at this school. Please do us all a favor and go to community college where you belong.
• @ "I play video games are fun not because they simulate an action I want to have happen" Lolwut?
• @ "It’s against ranter etiquette (and against the ranting policy on impersonation)." Someone got cock-blocked.
• @"So I’m home for Thanksgiving. I texted 5 people. Brother, sister, cousin, and 2 friends. No one answered. I’m lonely and unloved." Go to the Safeway by yourself and wait on line behind some fat chick with 25 items in the 10 items or less line. Then see if your life is a pile of sad lifeless $hit."
• @ "I’m a nice and considerate girl all around, but my favorite thing about going home for the holidays is the ability to fart freely." Hi, I'm a lonely guy at AU. I'm just so lonely and all the girls here are gay or closet gays, but I would be perfectly willing to inhale your farts for nothing but the pleasure of it.
• Does anyone know where to get coke and/or LSD. I want to try them but feel like a lost kid in a theme park, in terms of the drugs at AU. I also don't have a weed dealer.
• I was single. Then I gained some weight. Now I'm really single. Any suggestions as to what works (i.e. the best diet plans) for losing weight? Much appreciated!
• I'm a lesbian, junior, and single. I never had a girlfriend, mostly because I like femme girls, and can't tell which girls are gay/straight/ bisexual/ or bicurious. To the other women: would you be put off if a gay girl asked you out? I don't want to be friend zoned, but I don't want things to be awkward.
• I'm hopin' for Raleigh so I can see my baby tonight
• I can't wait to go back to school tomorrow and tell all my not friends about the stuff I didn't do over Thanksgiving.
• Well, I feel like a terrible human being. And I'm sorry. I wish I could. But I can't.
• Sis kids I find more annoying than spa
• Please talk to me. I still love you, don't shut me out of your life. I'm over him. I want you back.
• I'm just gonna assume that our dear editor is too incapacitated by the large amounts of food to have posted Thanksgiving's rants. [Editor’s Note: You assumed correctly]
• Secret confession: Although I consider myself a feminist and a relatively mature human being, I sometimes play the games on the Barbie official website for nostalgic reasons.
• Editor, I hope you had a lovely Thanksgiving. Thank you for your timeliness with rants these past week, you are awesome (sounds like a passover sedar, I know). I was thinking instead of doing the two days in one (i.e. today you'll do 22-23 nov rants) maybe just split them into two days? Keep being tubular. Avid reader [Editor’s Note: Thank you for your kind words, I want to follow your suggestion, but I’m not really sure what you mean... Sorry]
• @“Life is like a box of chocolates…." I am fat and loved that joke. Keep them coming.
• Truth: AU boys are making me want to try online dating at 20. NOT COOL GUYS.
• I'm starting to like you, but I don't want to get my hopes up because you have a lot of girls who are friends, and I don't know if you feel differently about me...please make it clear. Message me some more.
