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Eagle Rants March 2

Rant here! Type your rant here! • PENIS! • I have yet to see a Coservative/Republican be bullied (except for by my ConLaw professor, but that's supposed to be a joke). In my experience, republicans are abnormally respected because everyone prefers to debate people who disagree with them. • ...







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Eagle Rants Feb. 24

Happy National Tortilla Chip Day! Here are your Rants for this joyous day of celebration.


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Eagle Rants Feb. 23

Your Eagle Rants for Feb. 23. Happy International Dog Biscuit Appreciation Day/ Tennis Day.


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Eagle Rants Feb. 22

Your Eagle Rants for Feb. 22, George Washington's Birthday, Be Humble Day, Walking the Dog Day and International World Thinking Day.





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Eagle Rants Feb. 18

• @too many small boobs.  I'm reppin the c-cups.  Don't worry, we're here. • Zuzu the zumba instructor makes me question my sexuality. • Hey Spanish Kids in Class.  Stop loudly talking on your phones.  We don't care.  Go Away. • Hey Dance Team.  No one wants to see your ...




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Eagle Rants Feb. 15

It's no longer Valentine's Day, but that doesn't mean we've run out of rants about unrequited love!




Section 202 hosts Connor Sturniolo and Gabrielle McNamee are joined by fellow Eagle staff member and phenomenal sports photographer, Josh Markowitz. Follow along as they discuss the United Football League and the benefits it provides for the world of professional football.


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