• @"If you binge drink around strangers, expect to get 'raped'. Learn some responsibility." Ok, let's follow this train of thought. Next time you get drunk, expect me (a girl) to rape you. In the real world, that's just what girls do when guys don't act responsibly. It's not our fault that we can't control ourselves; it's the happy-go-lucky guy's fault for acting so provocatively around us.
• Hey HOBY! HOBY alumni of 2009 too!
• "I never delete my history after I watch porn. You shouldn’t be ashamed of such a natural thing." Except that it's a terrible and demeaning industry. Lots of human trafficking leads women into 'traditional' prostitution, but it also leads them into the porn industry quite often.
• @a modest proposal ranter (and the editor who responded): i love you both. so much. jonathan swift ftw
• WELL I'D RATHER BE ALIVE IN ARIZONA THAN DEAD IN CALIFORNIA
• I need someone to go see "Contraband" with me, since my (admittedly long-distance) boyfriend is going to see it with another girl instead. Why am I so upset over this petty issue? Not proud of myself... But still need someone with whom to go see it. So, who's free? [Editor’s Note: I appreciate the correct use of “whom” and the fact that you didn’t end your sentence with a preposition.]
• Michael, look who's on that hog in the rearview mirror!
• @"But all I’ve ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who outdrew ya" HALLELUJAH!
• I can't even address the idiot that thinks drunk women should expect to get raped.
• @Tiny dick ranter...You literally took the words out of my mouth. I love you.
• Lol, a lot of the broads on this campus do have small boobs.
• Straight male ranter here: We like flat-chested girls and full-chested girls. We like all kinds of girls. As you long as you have a vagina and a functioning brain, some guy out there will like you so don't even worry about it.
• @ A-cup girl, i don't know what that guy ranting about smalls boobs is smoking but small boobs are just as amazing as big ones! keep on rockin them small boobs, wooo!
• Yea...Joe Dubois is the perfect husband....EXCEPT FOR THE PART WHERE HE DIES IN A PLANE CRASH!
• Boob size doesn't make a difference. It's but one aspect of beauty, and (as with most things) bigger isn't always better.
• You shouldn't expect to get raped, but you should prepare for the worst. That might mean drinking less. It might mean hiring a body guard. In any case, precautions are advisable in a world that isn't fair.
• @”The next person who tells me that I am selfish for being a woman who doesn’t want children is going to get PUNCHED IN THE FACE. IT’S NOT SELFISH TO NOT WANT CHILDREN.” I want 8 kids and people tell me having more than 2 kids is selfish because of overpopulation. I think we need to trade peer groups. Haha PS Making your own life choices regarding children (or lack thereof) is never selfish. What was the explanation behind the criticisms launched at you for not wanting children?
• @institutional sexism : This is why I don’t respect most feminists. They ignore real issues facing many women ie doctors coercing women into having c-sections to line their own pockets, doctors requiring pap smear before giving birth control. These things can be changed with social policy. Women and men are paid equally for the same jobs. But women on average do and ALWAYS WILL make less money overall because women CHOOSE lower paying jobs like teaching, social work, nonprofit work, etc because women value caring for people over hording money and showing off flashy cars to compensate for small penises.
• Props to eagle editor for no censoring the date rape rant, even though it is a controversial subject. We need some real debate on the issue.
• @’women paid less is sexism’ rant : Women will always make less because women are the gender that gives birth. Women will always choose to stay home with their kids in greater numbers than men. Stop trying to change biology. Men don’t produce breast milk. Men have lower oxytocin levels. Women have a higher hearing range that makes it easier for them to hear a crying baby. All of this is on average and of course there will always be exceptions. But feminists, for the love of god, focus on issues that are ACTUALLY issues (whose solutions can help people)!
• @small boobs criticizer: I for one am proud to have small boobs. I had a breast reduction in high school because my big boobs were making it hard for me to exercise (and causing back pain due to their weight). If a woman is healthy and happy with her body, there is no need for you to make her feel bad about herself. Shame on you. [Editor’s Note: Get it girl]
• As a woman it is very demeaning to be told that I am not responsible for my actions when it comes to sex when I am drunk, while guys are expected to be fully accountable for their actions. I have a friend who was legitimately date raped (someone put valium in her drink), and I am sickened by all the girls who call their drunken hook-ups and mistakes “date-rape”. It makes it harder for those girls who actually were date raped to be taken seriously when they need help.
• While Mr. C cups+ was definitely being a total biddie, it's not really fair to compare C cups to 7"s. The average US cup size is a 36C while the average US penis size is about 5.2". I don't know about the standard deviations, but I'd guess that a 7 incher is far less common.
• I am SHER locked
• i just want you to fall in love with me, are you not picking up on that?
• Why can't I find any of the girls who give it up easy on campus? You think I'd have better luck around here.
• I LOVE MY SMALL BOOBS!
• I do not want to have norovirus. WASH YOUR HANDS
• I disagree with AU's decision to grant anything to Adjuncts. Please reverse this decision immediately-- what next, tenure for Adjuncts?
• My boobs hurt so much after my new boyfriend felt me up, I think they're bruised...
• Editor: You referenced A Modest Proposal. You are officially awesome. *high five* [Editor’s Note: *return high five*]
• @"expect to be raped" I'm sure everyone else is going to cover this, but I just want to go on record that you are the reason people are raped. Blame the perpetrators, not the victims.
• Hey, AU: STOP FREAKING OUT ABOUT THE SNOW. Weather Channel says we'll get an inch or less. Professors are cancelling classes for that? Calm down.
• Found the best new pub/tavern place downtown today. SUCCESS.
• To the cute frat boy in my econ class: talk to me! (I see you staring)
• Your phone conversations are so strange. Like you called someone to say one thing, then when you're done you say bye and hang up. What if the other person wanted to say something? Also you say "WHat?" too frequently, like maybe you need to slow down and stop interrupting people.... (Plus the emphasis on the "WH" part over the whole word is weird. WHHHHat??... Weird.) :/
• @binge drinking leads to rape person: you're a damned fool. Also, from one man to another (I assume you're a man, because no woman I know would say that): you owe us all of your man cards
• For the record, I also believe spending lots of money on designer purses and sparkly rocks is just as nutty as going to grad school without pursuing career in a field that requires a masters degree
• @A-cup girl: I'm a boob guy myself, but at this point, I'll take what I can get
• well i just fapped and proceeded to erase my internet history, so that's a "yes"
• To the people of 323 having sex Sunday at around 1:30 AM: WHY SO LOUD?
• @brony: After my friend came back from break as a brony, I have a huge affection for them. There's something awesome about a guy who'll admit they watch My Little Pony.
• Seriously? SPANISH? I really hope they are from Spain or you'd be almost as bad as that guy in my Anthro class who thought that the southern hemisphere was warm.
• @"that myth needs to die": what about single parents?
• Thank you for the Scott Walker reference. It almost makes up for having him as a governor.
• @ "Dear attractive straight men: stop having boyfriends" -- Nick Rangos is both attractive and single... and hot.
• I'm sorry that I said "no" when you asked me out, but you asked me out via facebook message. I can't respect that, man.
• @ expect to get “raped” There's a nice chilly spot next to Satan in the 9th circle of hell for you...
• The closer I get to my boyfriend the more I secretly wish to marry him someday. He is a perfect companion, but I'm scared...we're way too young to be worrying about that stuff. I'm terrified of losing him for no better reason than we fell in love at the wrong time in our lives.
• "Women’s initiative is such a joke. All they do whine about how we live in a “culture of rape” rather than acting on ACTUAL issues that can help women." PREACH. They make me embarrassed to be a woman, rather than empowering me.
• Perfect for you. I could be perfect for you. I might be lazy, a loner, a bit of a stoner, it's true, but I might be perfect... I'd make myself perfect. Perfect for you.
• I just love hearing the mellifluous sounds of retching out in the hallway on Saturday nights...
• I walked out because you forgot I didn't have to come in the first place. You were rude. And my apology was real...if unnecessary. Where was my apology?
• I'm sick about hearing about The Based God on campus... CHILDISH GAMBINO IS WHERE ITS AT!!!! [Editor’s Note: C-H-I-L-D is the ish man]
• Dear new editor of eagle rants, You're awesome! 1. you're chill with the people who write about arrested, and I love that you're a fan. I have as much excitement about this as Steve Holt. 2. your notes make my day. xox Gossip Girl [Editor’s Note: STEVE HOLT!]
• Being abroad makes me appreciate AU professors and classes. There are so many bad ones.
• Oh hey there sexual tension. Funny meeting you here. But I think you're overstaying your welcome. It's time to do something about you.
• buttholes are so strange
• reading all the birth control problems makes me happy I am a guy and don't have to worry about these things.
• @already pre-ordered the complete first season dvds on Amazon and am anxiously awaiting season 2 this April. Winter is coming...this Spring. The cold winds are rising....
• Let me ask you something. Is this a business decision, or is it personal? 'Cause if it's business I'll go away happily. But if it's personal, I'll go away... but I won't be happy.
• now that the adjuncts are unionized, here are a few facts: only 664 adjuncts out of the 1672, which means that no one cares!! Unions are expensive and most turn to be just as greedy as their bosses.
• I want to be your booty call
• I feel bad for females, but they must acknowledge that guys have it rough too! we spend a lot money to make you happy have to write a lot of love letters as well and if you dump/cheat on us we take it quite hard
• LINSANITY!!!!!!!!!
• working so hard for a below average GPA, decreasing amount of Financial Aid, where in I give up and go out for a night of partying...people ask is it worth it?...of course it fing was
• The Emptiness will haunt you in A Place Where the Sun is Silent
• @ “a cup girl” No, not all guys are like that. Not even most guys are like that. Whatever your boob size, there are people who will love them. Hopefully, that person will sound less ignorant than a boy who seems to only value women on their chest size.
• What other TV shows like Weeds and Lost would people recommend I watch on netflix?
• I think my maid is plotting my death because I never pick up after myself.
• Eagle suds is the dumbest thing in the world, there's always a network interruption or whatever. Can't we just use coins? I just want to do my laundry.
• @ “expect to get ‘raped’” I can’t even wrap my head around the amount of ignorance in this rant. There are clearly dangers to binge drinking, but they shouldn’t be that different for men and women. Women are usually raped by people they know. Those men should have been taught at some point to respect the boundaries of women. That’s why she wants them to be told not to rape. Your argument is, “men just do that, you have to get used to it”. That does a disservice to men everywhere who have figured out how to decent human beings.
• Boys suck.
