• Open Mic Guy, Sounds good-see you then! • Hey you on Anderson 2N...you always leave your door open and you seem really sweet. I'd love to be friends but don't want to be creepy... • ASSHATASSHATASSHAT NOBODY PUTS BABY IN THE CORNER • @facebook album photos: Thanks for replying. ...
• Dear cute guy at Panera, sorry for not flirting back. I'm just awkward and you're incredibly gorgeous. Do you see how that might be intimidating? • Can someone please explain this whole asexy thing? I googled it but I'm still kind of confused. So you guys want a relationship but with no ...
I kind of sort of have a thing for you... unfortunately, I just embarrassed myself in front of you and your entire floor. I'll regret this all in the morning, won't I? hopefully, I won't remember. i want a boyfriend!!! preferably swedish...... come at me bro! Tuesday at 3:30 at the DAV? ~Open Mic ...
• I wish it was socially acceptable to poop in trash cans so I didn't have to walk allllll the wayyyy down the hall to take a dump... • @“If you’re really randomly referring to the Dunkin’ Donuts variety, then I’m all over that shiz. But only the chocolate ones, honestly."" [Editor’s ...
• Love Somebody by Maroon 5 perfectly encapsulates my feelings for you. • that awkward moment you find out your friend has a sick obsession with light green boogers. and oreos. • @"where can I meet other sexual assault survivors at AU? I feel so alone." You're not. Why don't you contact ...
• That awkward moment when you realize you're twenty-two years old and you've never been kissed/been on a date/had a relationship. And no, that's not intentional, like some "Pamela's Promise" thing. FML. • @Sometimes I wonder if my inability to leave the past behind will keep me single for ...
• You're great and the past few months we've been dating have been amazing. But I do wish you were just a littleeee bit bigger down there. • Aww, I'm so happy my fellow Ranters are backing me up on this! Thanks, guys. - Jeans/T-shirt Girl OP • why do you hate me? did I offend you in ...
• Can you guys write a story about the new Student Activities rules that prohibit groups on campus (i.e. Dems, College Repubs) from bringing "partisan" speakers to campus? NO politician in DC is non-partisan, so let's just all say goodbye to having good speakers at AU. Seriously, this bureaucratic ...
• I want to defend the wonk campaign just to spite the annoying haters. • @"I see so many attractive guys in TDR and I always wonder how I could start a conversation without being sketchy." So is that some chamomile iced tea you spilled on your yoga pants or are you just happy to see me? • ...
• Why is my step-dad such a complete douchebag and abusive dick. But I can't stop coming home because I have to see my little brother (who is too young to come visit me alone). What do I do? • Editor: You said you set a daily alarm to remind you to post rants. Might I ask to what time you ...
• @k-pop fan: Annyeong! I hear ya. How's To the Beautiful You? I'm touchy about LGBT things and I refuse to watch a k-drama that's homophobic. :/ Is the issue of the one lead's supposed 'homosexuality' handled well, do you think? • @SHINee fan: DAZZLING GIRL! DAZZLING LOVE! • Your ...
• Come to American if you want to be focused on your studies... there are no good looking guys to distract you :) • Friends is a terrible show. Why do people like it? Quality television is so hard to come by. This is why I'm moving to Europe. That, and the ridiculously hot babes. I mean... ...
• I'm writing a paper on the French Revolution. I am officially a cliche. • yo pals, just pallin' around • @ pine wearing makeup. being feminine doesn't negate feminism. feminism gives women the right to CHOOSE how to present themselves. makeup makes some people feel good. it doesn't ...
• Germany and Russia too far and scary., • I really want my roommate to hook up with the guy she's been dancing around for ages. If I'm gonna get sexiled, I want it to be soon. The anticipation is killing me, as is their obvious sexual tension. • Can you just stop being so adorable ...
• Re: lots of friends but still feeling lonely: What do you think it takes to truly feel connected? Sex? Cuddling? Weed? • In Pine’s CNN video clip she says that if she would have brought her baby to class and then bottle fed her rather than breastfed her, there wouldn’t be an issue. ...
• @ "Why am I so lonely when I have so many friends? I never feel truly connected. Does anyone else feel that way?" ~~ Every day. • I'm open mic guy, but I'm also single and straight..... • I'm a guy andI'm thinking about getting my nose pierced. I can definitely pull it off but some ...
• @Dear IT, people use torrents for reasons other than copyright infringement. This is the writer of that article. I reached out to the IT department to find out what the IT department looks for when busting copyright infringers. From personal experience, I torrented freeware (that had rights under ...
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