• Dear cute guy at Panera, sorry for not flirting back. I'm just awkward and you're incredibly gorgeous. Do you see how that might be intimidating?
• Can someone please explain this whole asexy thing? I googled it but I'm still kind of confused. So you guys want a relationship but with no sex right? I'm sure there are dating sites that cater to that demographic. Why not go there instead of trying to find the few people at AU who meet the criteria you are looking for? It must be stressful and disappointing to get to a know a potential partner and then find out that they are only going to leave hen they hear about the no sex part.
• Guys in serious relationships: What’s a girl gotta do to get a proposal? I give him sex all the time, I’m supportive of his goals, we do fun things together and like the same activities. Why is he not proposing after 4 freakin years!!!?
• What if there is a god and he gets tired of being god and quits. Or dies. And then the realm of the afterlife just stops existing and we all floating aimlessly in space for eternity. Does anyone else get freaked out by thoughts like this n a regular basis? #prisoner of my mind
• Are whip its bad for you? I haven't found any scientific studies that show that they can cause damage. And nitrous oxide is a chemical used daily in dental offices, so if it was at all dangerous then I would think there would be data showing such dangers. (Or the dentist would require you to sign a consent form or something before getting nitrous, and they do not.) Anyone have a counter argument? (Of course assuming one is breathing between whip its and not doing them back to back with no oxygen in between which would pose obvious risks.)
• My question is about whether nitrous oxide itself is bad for the body, so don’t cite secondary dangers.
• How come ABC, NBC, and FOX all have their shows on hulu but CBS does not?
• @lonely asexy girl: want to meet up sometime and uhhhhh I guess talk about feelings and such? -- OP
• @To the girl in my one class: Probably gonna need to be more specific if you want it to work...
• Comments on Internet forums depress me.
• @“Racism and Sexism are hilarious responder- stop taking yourself so seriously. No one cares.
• If your household income is $150,000 you are in the top 10% of Americans. The more you know.
• Okay, where are the good parties at?
• hey you sexy tuba playing yum yum. i see you...
• I walk into TDR now and see three different pasta options and think to myself ALL THE PASTABILITIES!!!! [Editor’s Note: gold star pun]
• @strings and feelings person: I know I'm a day late, but that is probably the most hauntingly beautiful thing I've read on Rants...well done
• Nate Bronstein is the life of parties he's never attended #imisscaptainamerican
• AHH I DON'T KNOW.
• Dear America, If you're so desperate for allies, we can pursue a lukewarm ambiguous relationship. In fact, I'd enjoy that rather a lot. -Iran
• i wanna do the swedish kid in my econ class.. less econ more money banking and finance .... lol please stop being so reserved (the shorter one)
• "Driving ten grand cars, drink in hotel bars even making money in bed They wouldn't be no loss, they aint worth a toss It's about time they all dropped dead"
• Dirka Dirka Muhammad Jihad? Name the movie...
• So many stupid liberals to laugh at, so little time.
• What's a good African American Barbershop in DC? Could someone help a brother get a haircut!
• @i'm an a**hat Just to clarify, i never said that all repubs are douchebags, just that the ones that I'm attracted to are, which speaks more to my bad taste than to the quality of all repubs. So calm your tits, and use that passion to actually talk to your man. Otherwise, please take your own advice and stfu.
• Really disappointed that no one commented about the random elevator dance party some chicks in Hughes threw on Thursday...
• I'm glad you liked that picture. Now it looks like it's about you instead of my facebookless boyfriend, since you have the same first name. Cool.
• I just survived the bus ride from hell.
• I'm pretty sure that most of the girls in my sorority hate me because I'm not as pretty as they are, and I don't party as hard as they do, but the truth is that I really care about all of them, and I just really want to feel included (hence, why I joined a sorority.) It makes me super sad, especially because I'm in one of the sororities that doesn't have a party hard reputation, and is known as "the nice girls." I just wish they weren't so annoyed by me being ugly and kind of quiet.
• I wish there were more eagle rants to read.
• I really, really like you. But you have a girlfriend? Why why WHY
• If you ask me out on a date, and I say yes, that means I at least sort of like you. If I at least sort of like you then chances are I wouldn't mind if you... I dunno, made a freakin' move. I like men with initiative. BLARG
• More excited for my study date than for my actual date... Then again I've had a crush on my study date for over a year and my actual date I didn't know existed until recently =.=
• @Want to cry - the front steps of Hurst at night on a Sunday.
• @Lunch meat on the shuttle - That was me you asked. And I'm not judging, don't worry about it!
• Has AU changed its water policy? The shower water is never hot in Centennial. It can run for thirty minutes and still stay at a lukewarm tepid temperature. What am I paying $54,000 a year for AU? I had better hot water in Jordan and Morocco!
• I've been waiting for the shuttle for almost 20 minutes now. Coulduv walked there and back by now.
• TONIGHT REALLY IS THE NIGHT.
• Dear United Nations, I am building nuclear missiles and holding the world ransom for a MILLION dollars. (Acceptable as cash or food aid.) Prepare to acquiesce to my demands, or else face annihilation. -North Korea.
• That moment when you have to do the walk of shame because your roommate sexiled you the night before. I swear to God, my life is a sitcom
• ABC Family has been fulfilling my Disney movie binge this weekend. Can't wait till I throw up rainbows and singing butterflies out of my mouth.
• Why is it acceptable to sing to yourself when you're alone but your roommate thinks it is weird when she walks in on you talking to yourself when you're alone?
• You're just dragging this out and even you know it
• @facebook albums- yes, just go to your photo albums page and you can drag the albums around in the order you want.
• So...did anyone end up making an AU likealittle page?
• To the dude jogging around campus in the tight spandex booty shorts: werk it.
• That awkward moment when you see an attractive policeman on the metro and you think please be a stripper and take off all your clothes.
• Suggestion: the dav should have a pumpkin spiced latte. That is all.
• SUnday BLOODy SunDAYyyy : ///
• good riddance toolbar. you are done terrorizing my home screen.
• I'm learning new things every day. Please be patient with me.
• France, Well now that you've gone and gotten involved with Germany, clearly your poor decision-making is evident to the rest of the world. Even Russia sees it, so your subtlety is severely lacking. In the words of England, "you can cut it with a butter knife!" I hope you enjoy lederhosen and schnitzel more than our amazing alcohol and sexy, sexy men. Ciao, bella! Italy P.S. Only you're allowed in the Piedmont area, no Austria invited!
• It kind of sucks to want the impossible to happen...
• It would decide to get chilly while I'm wearing a bra with no padding #nippin
• Casual sex makes me feel empowered as a woman and a feminist! F**k the haters, just do what makes you feel good as long as you know and accept the risks. Guys and girls- do you thing!
• People are going to think the original poster that's into Republicans is me and I would like to alert everyone that it's not. Proof--I wouldn't have censored asshat.
