• You're great and the past few months we've been dating have been amazing. But I do wish you were just a littleeee bit bigger down there.
• Aww, I'm so happy my fellow Ranters are backing me up on this! Thanks, guys. - Jeans/T-shirt Girl OP
• why do you hate me? did I offend you in someway? we were friends and then you just dropped me and stop speaking to me all within a week...
• Rack em! Rackball!
• These chance meetings are killing me.
• @ "voulez-vous couche avec moi? ce soir!" omelette du fromage
• oh my god i just want to get laid
• If you're not upset with me, then don't take it out on me. Simple as that.
• I love writing an article for the Eagle and having it published online. Without my name. So that I get noooooooooooo credit for spending a week making revisions on revisions on revisions to that article. Just awesome. [Editor’s Note: That was my fault. It’s up now. My bad.]
• @‘No, your butt does NOT look good in legging pants. No one’s does.” sounds like someones a little jealous. perhaps she exceeds the acceptable dimensions for the always appreciated leggings-ass-accentuation-effect
• Sometimes I wonder if my inability to leave the past behind will keep me single for the rest of my life...
• It's too early in the semester for me to be hating everything this much. Can we just have an angst day on the quad where we beat up old cars or something?
• Re: Do men have to ask women out in person: Definitely not. I know I would not enjoy being put on the spot, especially if there are other people around. Asking via email/Facebook message is best in my opinion because then you give the girl time to think about it and respond when she is ready. And also that way you can write a sweet message rather than getting flustered in person. And bonus: if it ends up working out you always have the original message that started it all (a precious memory to look at years later).
• @"@slutshamer": sure you can legally have sex with as many people as you want. And many people don't even consider that immoral anymore. But in terms of what is best for your happiness, studies show those who have casual sex are less happy. Having sex releases neurochemicals that cause you to form bonds with those you sleep with. Sex without love or attachment is bound to cause disappointment, misery, and depression of some repeatedly.
• Would you recommend casual sex to your own children? No. Because those girls (and guys) get a bad reputation. So why recommend it to your fellow classmates. Why not promote love and relationships instead? Nothing makes people happier than love.
• @"While I do appreciate the invite, I am very weirded out, I mean you don't really know me…just saying…" was this for Open Mic Guy? WE HAVE TO KNOW!"
• pretty sure the asian lady in the mudbox is smiling because she knows how peeved I am that like freaking usual she will not make foam for my latte
• lolol oops i love nipple
• does anyone else just pee in the shower? I just like to multitask...
• excuse me it's SIGMA CHAI
• @asking out girls: I've been asked out both ways and, honestly, it depends on the situation. When I was asked out via Facebook it was good because I had to talk to one of my friends first (who had once expressed a vague interest in the guy) before I could reply. But getting asked out in person is always exciting. So, I if she's into it, either way it'll be good.
• Gotta love people who are so depressed about their lack of a love life that they feel the need to get involved in other people's business.
• That heartbreaking moment when you Facebook stalk your crush and realize his ex is much better looking than you are. )':
• who's that new sig ep brother who wears vineyard vines all the time, the one who's in college republicans? he's a dReAmSiCLe
• if you walked by someone today who smelled like alcohol and sweat, it was me
• i had my first kiss a year ago today!!!!
• whoever now lives in hughes 602, there's a story hidden in one of the ceiling tiles just fyi
• seriously the people on my floor need to shut up. it is waaay too late on a monday for all the yelling and running around. i really wish my RA actually did his job and would tell them to stop making so much noise!
• THE WORLD IS OPEN!
• Stop asking me for sex. You know who you are. You ask me every goddamn day.
• Open Mic Guy, Other people are ranting about us...this is very different. I can't promise anything in terms of romance or hookups, but if you want to just meet and chat/hang out, I'd be happy to. (And sorry for the day delay-I've just never done anything like this before). -Me
• "@sig chi preppy guys are hot!" ... said no one ever.
• Italy, You lost the Eagle Rants game tonight. Figures. The only thing your country can do is surrender. (And that's coming from us, who are fairly well known for surrendering as well). Much love, France PS. Prepare to have your Piedmont area violated.
• @PRINCESS BRIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is all.
• @Women: Should men always ask you out in person? You really don't need to wait to see them the next time in person. If you want to ask someone out, just text them (I don't recommend facebook) about going out to ______. It's always great to ask them out in person, but it's really not necessary to wait until you see them next to do it.
• Ugh. Time to drown my sorrows in wine.
• VOTE SLOTH THE BEN FOR SUPREME EMPEROR OF US ALL
• I'm just trying to be a responsible student for once. Really, blackboard? Why won't you work?
• Wait, so, homework doesn't do itself? Ugghhhh
• Eagle rants are the only way I can keep up on the AU gossip after graduating. I don't know whether to be proud or ashamed.
• Why are all my professors piling on all the work at the same time? This makes it harder for me to stay caught up with my television shows... (yeah, i know, get off of eagle rants and get on the work - it just has stressed me out so much)
• why are long distance relationships so difficult? anyone know of anything that makes dealing with this easier?
• @"Looks like the AUSG Senate is going to be the place to be this year. For the first time, that's probably where all the advocacy will be." Nope, CAUS is the place to be.
• Only 6 more classes until the weekend. This week is killing me.
• "Let's talk some more about this convtrovery over the breast feeding professor" -Said no one ever (at AU)
• I don't understand why Dr. Pine takes the day off to go on Katie Couric, but doesn't take the day off for her sick baby.
• There should be designated editors for Eagle Rants so they can be posted more efficiently and frequently. I could rant all day every day...
• Person offering shitty LaL knockoff: pleasepleaseplease do it! LaL was one of my few respites from term papers. I never really used it for its intended purpose, but I still enjoyed it.
• Liberals R Tools is officially my favorite troll in The Eagle's comments sections.
• My f-buddy is hot, but the sex was just not that great...
• I have a question for all the ladies out there. Would you be weirded out if someone asked you out for coffee or something like that even if it's at the end of your first ever conversation with that person?
• If any of the males at AU were men and not boys, then yes I'd be a man-eater.
• “does anyone else love this romance between open mike guy and girl who likes open mike guy? i’m following along…" It's so cute. I can't take it. And they're both freshmen which is adorable. Bbys finding love
• Note to self: Chinese leftovers, three bananas, and an apple will give you such horrid gas as to cause a fire alarm to go off.
• aww man. Is nobody a Munchkins fan?
• I miss Tim McBride
• I'm almost done with you.
• I'm sitting with a table of frat boys, and half of them are speaking Chinese, the other half is talking about hibachi.
• JLS students are such tools
• People can't use the barbells in JFC? Is that a new rule? Or are you just literally the stupidest person to work in a gym ever? You seem to be afraid that you're going to get in trouble with your manager if anyone breaks a sweat under your supervision; if I was you I'd be more concerned with catching heat for being a huge b**** that no one likes.
• That wasn't the Dread Pirate Roberts; his name was Ryan! (Oh God, why do I remember that?)
