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Eagle Rants: September 16, 2012

• @ "Why am I so lonely when I have so many friends? I never feel truly connected. Does anyone else feel that way?" ~~ Every day.

• I'm open mic guy, but I'm also single and straight.....

• I'm a guy andI'm thinking about getting my nose pierced. I can definitely pull it off but some people say it'll make me look gay. What should I do?

• Will IT kick you off the network for watching porn?

• @True Feminist: THANK YOU. Seriously, the stereotypical "feminist" only acts to belittle women and teach us that we aren't as adequate as men, so we need special rules and considerations to bring us to that level. I am a woman, I can have the same responsibilities as a man, and I can take care of myself. I don't need laws and bills to tell me that.

• Why doesn't FOX have sound? I cant't watch the Giants play!! :(

• I wish I were going abroad next spring instead of next fall. I need a change of scenery.

• You know what's crazy? When you realize that no matter how gross you feel, there is somebody out there who would willingly, even eagerly, have sex with you. What a world, huh?

• Lol unfortunately I am not your big, but I'm sure both your big and you are awesome too! - Vegan Girl

• No Labels: A club where the AU Dems make themselves feel better about polarizing the rest of AU.

• I constantly have to poop these days. I went from super constipated all summer to a never-ending chute of brown turds.

• Hang in there, phonathoners!!

• The number of kids who got cops called last night is insane. This is what happens when there aren't any good parties. Take note AU public safety: frat parties make your job easier.

• I genuinely LOVE sitting next to the conservative men in the Mudbox on a Sunday afternoon. I don't think they understand how much their stifling social views scare me.

• @Why am I so lonely when I have so many friends? I never feel truly connected. Does anyone else feel that way? YES. I wish i knew you

• I love how girls complain about the guys at AU. Most of the girls at AU are annoying and obnoxious, on top of it most of them are not even cute. Get over yourselves. This is coming from a "socially awkward" gay guy.


Section 202 hosts Connor Sturniolo and Gabrielle McNamee are joined by fellow Eagle staff member and phenomenal sports photographer, Josh Markowitz. Follow along as they discuss the United Football League and the benefits it provides for the world of professional football.


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