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Eagle Rants: September 29, 2012

I kind of sort of have a thing for you... unfortunately, I just embarrassed myself in front of you and your entire floor. I'll regret this all in the morning, won't I? hopefully, I won't remember.

i want a boyfriend!!! preferably swedish...... come at me bro!

Tuesday at 3:30 at the DAV? ~Open Mic Guy

"...somewhere private where I can be alone and cry." Gardens in front of the ampitheater are often quiet. 2nd floor MGC bathroom (although that made me feel like Moaning Myrtle).

looks like your leadership family likes you... GO with it. We threw the party too soon when you almost disaffiliated.

If you were an asian guy... and a white girl liked you... would that be weird? Because to be honest most of the guys I find cute at AU are Korean or Japanese...

@are there any asexy people at AU?? YES! Asexy girl here, I feel so alone.

Ummm, im the original poster about the h0tt Repub man-hunk. He's not a douchebag, actually YOU'RE a douchebag for thinking that about all republicans. I am a very libral woman, and actually he's one of the more decent guys ive ever met, so, STFU, you judgmental a**hat.

i love you.

wow holy goodness can i please look at you always and forever

@"Racism and Sexism are hilarious" said the white dudebro who never had to experience being oppressed by society because of who he is.

I'm trying to convince myself/ wish really really hard that you're straight.

My relationship is tearing me apart. I feel like I can't talk to anyone about it.

@Evolutionary Biology No, feminism is about letting women decide things for themselves. Women wanting casual sex isn't about "being dominated by the male sexual agenda": they're women and they want casual sex. Period. Don't judge.

PLEEEEEASE PEOPLE STFU ABOUT ADRIENNE PINE. IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.

@greek life would be better: I think you just need friends.

Dear all you girls who dresse up "European" to go to euronight. It's not junior prom. Europeans do not have junior prom!

OK, so we broke up in April over because we were "too different" but I can't help but think about you every time I see other couples. I always get the tingly feeling when I see talk to you, like I am in heaven. I just wish you were mine again! #Inmyfeelings

You expect to get sexiled by your roommate. You don't expect to get sexiled by the person next door. Please keep it down- especially at 2pm :(

@good places to cry: Kreeger building basement. I spent every day crying in there for three months after my break up. Second best crying place is the psyc building after hours (like past 7 pm).

Another good place to cry is the back stairwell of MGC (the grey limestone looking staircase)

I had a dream I was being all dominatrix with my hot male professor. He's married. But I can't stop fantasizing about him. He's not even that great of a professor. But he turns me on so much. #first world problems / #notgettingany

He's Phil, Phil, Phil of the Future. He's a twenty second century man!

So I deleted a comment on a pic in one of my facbook albums from high school. And now that album is showing up at the top on my list of all my albums. Is there any way to rearrange my facebook albums (without going through and updating all 100 of my albums below the high school album)? I hate when things are out of order. Yes, I know I’m super OCD, blah blah blah point and laugh at me. But for real, any suggestions?

My farts now have the effect of nerve gas.

To the girl in my one class: I think you're gay and I think I'm gay. Let's see if this can work.

@""Are there any asexy people at AU?"" HELL YES THERE ARE. Let your black, grey, white, and purple flag flyyyyyy! -An Also Awesome Ace

to the two girls at tdr who brilliantly orchestrated a heist of all the goldfish at the salad bar, and thought no one was watching: I SAW YOU.


Section 202 hosts Connor Sturniolo and Gabrielle McNamee are joined by fellow Eagle staff member and phenomenal sports photographer, Josh Markowitz. Follow along as they discuss the United Football League and the benefits it provides for the world of professional football.


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