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AU named a 'best value' school

By Stokely Baksh | April 2

AU was named one of the nation's "best value" undergraduate institutions based on academics, financial aid and admissions policies, according to The Princeton Review in its new ranking. The New York-based education services company, non-affiliated with Princeton University, published Tuesday its list of "America's Best Value Colleges."

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Sports

Top 10 Jock Pranks

April 2

Have no fear, April Fools is here. We at the sports desk would like to remind you of the most intolerable jock pranks we remember from high school. I'm sure many of you out there have been on the giving and receiving end of at least one of these. If there is any explanation necessary just turn to the nearest high school all-star athlete for a quick explanation or demostration.

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News

Students look for jobs, internships at AU fair

By Aviva Perlman | April 2

Fifty percent of students who complete an internship decide that it is something they do not want to do, said Francine Blume, director of Experimental Education at AU. "It's not that it was a bad internship," she said. "But something about it made them realize they aren't interested in this particular field of work.

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News

Film: "The Prince and Me"

By Matt Mawhinny | April 2

For the young, restless Danish prince Edward (Luke Mably), Denmark is nothing more than a prison of paparazzi and royal responsibilities. The prince comes to America for escape and self-discovery, only to find love in the form of a University of Wisconsin pre-med student named Paige (Julia Stiles).

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Opinion

Our Take: Healthy Campus Help

April 2

The Eagle Editorial Staff discusses its recent findings about health policies at other D.C. universities.

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The Rusty Nail: vending your frustrations

By L. Russell Allen IV | April 2

I finally figured it out. x2716. That's what you dial when the stupid vending machines take your money. 2716. It rolls off the tongue so nicely. I think about calling in and demanding $20 for all the Diet Cokes I was never given. 2716. The promised land.

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News

Haiku Circus: April 2, 2004

By Ken Sakamoto | April 2

Ken Sakamoto's Haiku Circus for April 2, 2004.

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Not Quite Wrong: April 2, 2004

By Ross Nover | April 2

Ross Nover's Not Quite Wrong for April 2, 2004: riveting conversation.

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News

Sommers talks about freedom and feminism

By Kate Oczypok | April 2

Christina Hoff Sommers, author of "Who Stole Feminism?" and member of the Independent Women's Forum (IWF), spoke Wednesday evening in the Centennial Formal Lounge. Sommers, a professor of philosophy at Clark University since 1980, also wrote the book "The War Against Boys.

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Sports

Wide World of Club Sports

By Kellie Cavalier | April 2

A brief from the Eagle Sports Desk about upcoming tournament games for AU Club Sports.

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News

The Rock cooks up a hot new career...

By Crista Scaturro | April 2

When Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson walks into a room, the walls breathe a collective sigh of relief. With his easy smile, soft baritone voice and unmenacing disposition, Johnson appears to be all that The Rock is not. There is no ego too large to fit into his opulent suite at the Ritz-Carlton - not even a twitch from "the People's Eyebrow."

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News

Metro Brief

By Emily Carone | April 2

Metro Brief: Carl Rove's house swamped by immigration protestors.

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News

SIS, MGC to be expanded

By Kate Oczypok | April 2

Construction on AU campus buildings is progressing well, according to Jerry Gager, director of the Office of Facilities, Planning and Development. McKinley Building Three academic programs will be able to move in to the first and second floors of McKinley and Room 208 by Thursday.

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News

FBI Agents storm SIS!

By James Jesus Angleton | April 1

On Wednesday morning, armed FBI agents stormed the School of International Service building and arrested Dean Julius Rosenberg and professors Azzam Azzam, Robert Hansen and Alger Hiss. FBI agents also took 40 boxes filled with documents and what appeared to be a weapons cache.

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News

New SC Prez plans to study abroad

By Victoria Astornaut | April 1

Colon Hennae turned down the position of Student Confederation president to pursue an opportunity studying abroad at Oxford University. Hannae announced his decision yesterday on several napkins left on tables in the Marketplace that he will not be serving AU's student government, or the SC for that matter.

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News

Entertainment News

April 1

This week in entertainment: Ben Affleck in denial, Tim Burton's narcissism, and more.

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News

Tenley traffic fines up 760%!!!

By Count Treppenwitz Von Lustigkopf | April 1

Recent changes to the traffic pattern near the American University shuttle stop at the Tenley Town Metro Station have increased city revenue while aggrevating drivers. The changes, notably opposing 'one way' signs, are part of Mayor Anthony Williams' controversial "More Money, Less Cars" initiative.

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