Satire: The parable of Jesús and the 12 residents
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Hundreds of protesters marched to demand that Israel leave Gaza during the Oct. 4 “Rise up for Gaza” rally in downtown D.C. as a part of the Palestinian Youth Movement’s International Day of Action against “two years of genocide.”
The American University volleyball team (14-4) defeated four Patriot League opponents between Sept. 26 and Oct. 4, sweeping three of them on the road. The Eagles defeated the Navy Midshipmen (7-10) at home before sweeping three opponents on the road: the Loyola Maryland Greyhounds (4-13), the Bucknell Bison (7-10) and the Lehigh Mountain Hawks (9-8).
Water pooled onto the pavement outside the Mary Graydon Student Center on Thursday, Oct. 9, erasing words written in chalk just moments before, including “Save Gaza,” “Free Palestine,” and “AU Funds Genocide.”
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The American University women's soccer team (2-8-3) won their matchup against the Lehigh Mountain Hawks (2-7-3) on Oct. 4 by a score of 3-1.
The American University field hockey team (7-5) defeated the Lafayette Leopards (8-5) on Oct. 3 by a score of 3-1.
The American University women’s soccer team (2-8-3) suffered defeat at the
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Nota de la Editora: Este artículo fue publicado en inglés y traducido por Diana C. Rojas Hernandez.
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The Provost and Enrollment staff union has reached a tentative agreement on a contract with American University’s administration, according to an email sent by President Jonathan Alger on Friday afternoon.
The American University student body voted this week to fill the vacant seats in the Student Government Senate, including class, school department and at-large representatives.
On the streets of D.C., many people experiencing homelessness don’t know where to find shelters, which is a problem compounded by public ignorance and shrinking nonprofit funding that threatens essential services.
School of International Service Dean Shannon Hader will be stepping down from her role after a three-year term on Oct. 15, American University Provost and Chief Academic Officer Vicky Wilkins announced Friday in an email sent to students.
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