Here are your rants for the week of May 27. Sorry they're late!
• Looking back, I have this regret, that too often when I have loved, I did not say so • u suck editor • Some (most) people on these rants could use a good hazing session • u suck editor! • @u suck editor I most certainly do not suck editor. You take that back before I sue! • ...
• Don't tell me you're pro immigration until you've lived next door to Somolians in multi-family buildings. Scum of the earth, and I dgaf if that makes me racist. Cut off their welfare and send the first 75% that miss their rent back to where they came from. Make room for some new immigrants who ...
• Here's a joke I wrote about Mark Sanford winning the South Carolina special election, "special" being the operating word, that's too chaste for my Twitter: Mark Sanford won the special election proving that you can lie to the public and still get a head in this world. *nod *nod *wink *wink. • ...
• @"Mission Improvable celebrity crush - which one?": he played a newscaster for a skit last show...brown hair, white... • @"Why are girls not allowed to be interested in sex without being sluts?" AGREED. I'm a girl who also regularly masturbates, and whereas I'm very open and accepting when ...
• to the girl who helped my do my special printing in the library: you're cute :) • Have you not played SCII in a while? There's rating decay if you haven't played in awhile. Don't complain too much, at least it's better than LoL's new ladder where you can smurf forever just by dodging ...
• I want the tall RA in AndoTerrace to ask for my number before he graduates • I just got my 2nd street parking ticket this week and when I was getting into my car the cop was there giving me another! but I was like whatever and laughed and she called me a white b. Jealous my car/bag combined ...
• "seriously editor, do you not see the hideous black diamonds with the question marks? Whatever you're using to check the word count of the rants is screwing up the formatting. Try something else!" This. Except I don't think the editor CAN see the black diamonds. His/her computer probably displays ...
• u suck editor! • Keep pretending like HAZING doesn't happen in all the other frats! U ARE SO IGNORANT OF REALITY! • U cant HAZE with WEED! IT ISNT PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE! • To the S&M/hazing poster: that's actually really interesting. I've never thought of it that way... • ...
• If after 50,000 a year of AU tuition you are still too stupid to believe everything you read,,,you should of just saved a bunch of money and gone to state school. #GreeksstandsbyTKE • Yeah, I've heard some people complain about headaches and non feeling satiated while doing a juice cleanse. ...
• TKE = embarrassment to AU • So why is it exactly that TKE is more pissed at The Eagle for exposing the completely immoral stuff that they did, than people on campus seem to be about the fact that TKE was doing that immoral stuff in the first place? • DAFT PUNK ASKNDJADBFDAJ2@#I342!* • ...
• I watched a video of a girl shooting a tiny volleyball out of her butt. I'm pretty sure I just ran out of porn to watch. • The awkward moment when two of the people campaigning the hardest for Reiter Boldt are transferring at the end of the semester and therefore aren't affected by this ...
• russ hamilton on twitter is KILLING me! anyone else in the fandom decoding his messages? : l • yes because a big denying a woman her choice means she has a deep seated moral conscience yessss. uh no • Overheard at AU: Where the purpose of the page doesn't matter and the thought police ...
• "the phonathon is where dreams go to die" awwww, i ranted this spring 2011. how adorable that history is repeating. • How long do relationship hiatuses typically last? At what point does a hiatus turn into an implicit break up? • Look at how Alex Hoffman (Dems president), David Shadburn ...
• I blew my nose while pooping. Interesting experience thought I would share • @" Yes biddies on the silent floor, I did just shush you. What did you expect would happen when you talk at full volume around dozens of people who are studying?" WHEN MY BODY-LESS BUST ARRIVES IN THE LIBRARY. ...