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Eagle Rants: May 20, 2013

• Looking back, I have this regret, that too often when I have loved, I did not say so

• u suck editor

• Some (most) people on these rants could use a good hazing session

• u suck editor!

• @u suck editor I most certainly do not suck editor. You take that back before I sue!

• I think the saddest part of this semester is that we never happened.

• Someone asked me to tell them my life story last night, it was weird to tell someone all my experiences and pain and not become a barely functioning mess afterwards.

• TKE TILL I DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

• STEVE HOLT!

• I miss tendas

• My first favorite thing about being home is being able to masturbate whenever I want. My second favorite thing is being able to go pee in the middle of the night without waking anyone up.

• u suck editor

• Attempting to make a schedule is making me regret my decision to go to American already

• I'm thinking about starting up LAL once more and calling it LAL^3 (The 3 as a superscript). Thinking about making an android app for it too, but that is not really my area of expertise, so I don't know. Is there any interest?

• The AU class of 2017 group scares me for 2 reasons: 1) Some of the freshmen...I just can't. The 5 or so rising sophomores who post all the time trying to look cool....I really just can't.

• Blarg


Section 202 hosts Connor Sturniolo and Gabrielle McNamee are joined by fellow Eagle staff member and phenomenal sports photographer, Josh Markowitz. Follow along as they discuss the United Football League and the benefits it provides for the world of professional football.


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