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Eagle Rants: May 20, 2013

• Looking back, I have this regret, that too often when I have loved, I did not say so

• u suck editor

• Some (most) people on these rants could use a good hazing session

• u suck editor!

• @u suck editor I most certainly do not suck editor. You take that back before I sue!

• I think the saddest part of this semester is that we never happened.

• Someone asked me to tell them my life story last night, it was weird to tell someone all my experiences and pain and not become a barely functioning mess afterwards.

• TKE TILL I DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

• STEVE HOLT!

• I miss tendas

• My first favorite thing about being home is being able to masturbate whenever I want. My second favorite thing is being able to go pee in the middle of the night without waking anyone up.

• u suck editor

• Attempting to make a schedule is making me regret my decision to go to American already

• I'm thinking about starting up LAL once more and calling it LAL^3 (The 3 as a superscript). Thinking about making an android app for it too, but that is not really my area of expertise, so I don't know. Is there any interest?

• The AU class of 2017 group scares me for 2 reasons: 1) Some of the freshmen...I just can't. The 5 or so rising sophomores who post all the time trying to look cool....I really just can't.

• Blarg


Section 202 host Gabrielle and friends go over some sports that aren’t in the sports media spotlight often, and review some sports based on their difficulty to play. 



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