• I want the tall RA in AndoTerrace to ask for my number before he graduates
• I just got my 2nd street parking ticket this week and when I was getting into my car the cop was there giving me another! but I was like whatever and laughed and she called me a white b. Jealous my car/bag combined cost more than her house xoxo
• @If something is going to happen with us, it needs to happen now" - Have you said this directly to the person? Try that.
• "OMGGGG FINALS WEEK IS AWFUL I WANT TO DIE!" -Perfect embodiment of #FirstWorldProblems.
• @"StudyTwerkStudyTwerkTwerk" Twerkin' hard or hardly twerkin' I always say. I think I made a funny.
• @"nd copies of that
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