• I blew my nose while pooping. Interesting experience thought I would share
• @" Yes biddies on the silent floor, I did just shush you. What did you expect would happen when you talk at full volume around dozens of people who are studying?" WHEN MY BODY-LESS BUST ARRIVES IN THE LIBRARY. ALL LOUD DISSENTERS TO THE QUITE RULE WILL BE SILENCED OR DISINTEGRATED BY MY LASERBEARD. -LEO "Original Gangster" TOLSTOY
• @troll when grown up You don't need a major, just a self-appointed degree in goonery and a keen sense of what buttons to push, especially if trolling friends. Know what pisses off what groups, and be blatant as hell- only then will you know trollvana.
• Girl in Phi Mu with the colorful headband, Damn.
• @collegiateACB: why!?!?!
• @sorority girl email: Where can I meet a girl like that?! That was great. If there are sorority girls like that at AU maybe not all is lost
• @ I
