Skip to Content, Navigation, or Footer.
The Eagle
Delivering American University's news and views since 1925
Thursday, Dec. 18, 2025
The Eagle

Eagle Rants: April 24, 2013

• russ hamilton on twitter is KILLING me! anyone else in the fandom decoding his messages? : l

• yes because a big denying a woman her choice means she has a deep seated moral conscience yessss. uh no

• Overheard at AU: Where the purpose of the page doesn't matter and the thought police get butthurt over EVERYTHING.

• oh hot damn! ;)

• "if you think phonathon is bad, try working a real job." AMEN!

• @person uncomfortable with S&M talk I'm personally not bothered by it, but if someone brings up their interest in S&M to you in private conversation and it makes you uncomfortable, then you should politely inform them about it and say you would prefer a different topic of conversation. However, their decision to be open about their sexuality should still be respected and they shouldn't feel bad for sharing it, so long as they respect reasonable boundaries of others.

• @"Look at how Alex Hoffman (Dems president), David Shadburn (a candidate for SG president this year), and Reiter Boldt (candidate for RHA president) all have the same campaign branding. Looks like AU does have political parties." Plus they are all white men. Looks like another instance of a bunch of white men (Wiesnewski) pushing other white men.

• Unfortunately for my long-distance boyfriend, I have been through hell and back this semester, and I'm realizing that not only could I have been completely fine without his support, he actually made things worse at several points.

• to the red headed girl on the shuttle tonight at around 11-ish: hot damn you're gorgeous

• I feel like if you spend fifteen minutes carrying on with friends and laughing loudly at library computers, you shouldn't be giving me looks when several minutes later you decide to be quite and I need to read something aloud as part of an assignment I am working on.

• I really wish that girls would stop calling other girls biddies. And that guys would stop calling girls biddies. And that we just banned the word biddie from the AU vernacular.

• We're going for a new record on how many assignments I can get away with turning in late at the end of the semester.

• Of course I meet someone I want to get to know better, and they're studying abroad half way across the world. SIS, you kill me

• Damn I want one of those red polos!

• I love how that ATV guy broke into the Oval Office. AU Thug 4 lyfe.

• I might actually like you, even though i've only known you for roughly 30 minutes

• Pray, just pray.

• u are so oblivious and ur bf is also dumb. this guy is obviously into and hits on you all the time

• I literally could not eat more food if I tried. Doesn't mean I'm not going to try. #LBEB

• Update: Turns out I have a bigger stomach than I thought.

• Vote anyone but Lindsey for RHA president. Vote for the moldy sponge floating in your lounge sink.

• TITTY TITTY TITTY I LIKE TITTIES

• @sostressed omg try the juice cleanse like really

• AHHH too many people in the library! there should be like a hierarchy with the people who ACTUALLY come to the library and those who don't... I want dibs on all the good spots!

• No. But really. I have a crush on you. Make a move.

• at this point I'm no longer desperate for a relationship with a girl, I'm now just desperate for human contact

• Exploring a new place is always better with an old friend.


Section 202 hosts Connor Sturniolo and Gabrielle McNamee are joined by fellow Eagle staff member and phenomenal sports photographer, Josh Markowitz. Follow along as they discuss the United Football League and the benefits it provides for the world of professional football.


Powered by Solutions by The State News
All Content © 2025 The Eagle, American Unversity Student Media