• I watched a video of a girl shooting a tiny volleyball out of her butt. I'm pretty sure I just ran out of porn to watch.
• The awkward moment when two of the people campaigning the hardest for Reiter Boldt are transferring at the end of the semester and therefore aren't affected by this election...
• I think that ATV guy had a press pass
• The EDITOR SUCKS!
• Vote for anyone but lindsey for rha president
• THE BOY SHOULD MAKE THE FIRST MOVE.
• One Direction biddies ranter was trolling to make fun of said anti-1D losers who rag on girls who like the band. . . But thanks for over-reacting. . .
• Twerking should be banned unless you get certified by Fur.
• That time when you dread seeing your ex around campus. . . And you see them on campus and they're really nice to you and it's confusing. . .
• Here I am, sitting in one of the corner lounges of Centennial doing my homework and minding my own business close to 2 AM, when I hear some girl absolutely shrieking as she masturbates. I can hear her vibrator. This has gone on for 15 minutes. I cannot describe how awkward this is. At least it sounds like she's enjoying herself?
• Granny panties are the sweatpants of undergarments...when I'm wearing them instead of a thong like usual its like "hallelujah time for relaxing"
• Every time Sarah McBride is quoted or mentioned in the Eagle, take a shot. Enjoy the alcohol poisoning, y'all
• Some of these eagle rants violate the comment policies. Like there are degrading rants about specific people and the policy says these are unacceptable. Are these even screened or is the editor too lazy? [Editor
