Satire: Administration commits $61 million towards photoshopping diversity into recruitment brochures
Diversity that’s a little one-dimensional
Diversity that’s a little one-dimensional
Students are passing the aux right back to their favorite campus dining establishment
“I’m always happy to prepare my fellow Eagles for their futures”
Real change just takes a little while
The popular wall unites students in a display of stomach relief solidarity
Jamie Johnson is humbled to be reminded why she serves in the first place
A new analysis finds that AU’s Wi-Fi network is not considered trustworthy
It started out as a joke, but it might just work
University plans to introduce “Failbucks,” a way to help students develop a healthy “appetite for risk and failure”
Why hook up when you can listen to Pod Save America instead?
A look inside the department that AU doesn’t want you to know about
Sophomore believes he’s uncovered a conspiracy about sinister activity in the center
Polls suggest Republicans may have better luck, and more fun, by outright oppressing voters
If anyone finds out, he’s a dead man
An unnoticed error during daylight savings five years ago explains why AU’s only dining hall closes so early
AU was so invested in the 2018 midterm elections that a full buffet went virtually untouched
Students are scrambling to save their world one plastic straw at a time
While campus crumbles, university officials look on the bright side
Meet the students in charge of “StuFix,” AU’s newest student-run organization
“All they asked for was tenure!”