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Satire: White male student gives University heads up before filing bogus discrimination complaint
By Ian Thornbrugh | 03/14/2022Office of Equity collectively sighs and stares at floor
Delivering American University's news and views since 1925 | Thursday, March 23, 2023
Office of Equity collectively sighs and stares at floor
College is a place for learning, right? Wrong.
Communications officials have yet to release name, what the alum is doing
The pass told The Seagle it was subject to teasing by functional U-Passes
‘When I saw an opportunity to pass, I lobbed the ball at my screen with total confidence’
'I was betting on the end of next semester for the elevator to be fixed'
Students rejoice from the comfort of their parents’ homes
Multitasking meal prep, fake Zoom backgrounds among schemes
‘Do they even vet these people?’
Low engagement rate contributes to staffing change
Family weighs in: Who is Kant, and what has he done with my son?
Wonk Cat talks cottage life, crochet and fine art
AU adjusts slogan to “Change Can’t Wait (some restrictions may apply)”
'We ask that students be mindful of the burden they place on the administration when they engage in the 'burnout' lifestyle'
‘I haven’t written anything down in two years’
Tensions rise as rogue books take action
Next most popular careers include robber barons and corporate lobbyists
‘Classes are a nuisance to the resume. Now that they’re canceled for the day, go get that Hillternship!’
Novel strain proves most dangerous strain yet
Director of admissions says sticky notes are important recruitment effort for prospective parents
