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Satire: AU administration under fire as sentient flames claim new alarm system is discriminatory
By Jared Bowes | 05/05/2023Flames deemed "incapable of damage" due to color
Flames deemed "incapable of damage" due to color
After hiring a poodle to manage the SPA blog, contributors leave in protest
Can’t afford to sleep in your own bed? Try a lounge couch today!
The student body fights back against the flu with mass migration to urgent care
Begging, bribing and breakdancing: One student’s attempt to be resubscribed