Jared Bowes

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Satire: AU administration under fire as sentient flames claim new alarm system is discriminatory

By Jared Bowes | 05/05/2023

Flames deemed "incapable of damage" due to color

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Satire: Students bite back after dog-directed blog drops ball with publishing

By Jared Bowes | 02/22/2023

After hiring a poodle to manage the SPA blog, contributors leave in protest

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Satire: New lockout policy leaves students living in the lounges

By Jared Bowes | 02/03/2023

Can’t afford to sleep in your own bed? Try a lounge couch today!

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Satire: Student Health Center declares a state of emergency as frat flu destroys campus

By Jared Bowes | 02/02/2023

The student body fights back against the flu with mass migration to urgent care

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Satire: SPA requires great deal of begging to be re-subscribed to digest

By Jared Bowes | 12/13/2022

Begging, bribing and breakdancing: One student’s attempt to be resubscribed