• @meeting infront of SIS 1145: If this is for me, I read this too late...so sorry. Re schedule? • this school has made me painfully single. ugh. • I do nice things for people just because I am nice. I've never had an agenda behind why I do nice things. I don't want anything. But, it ...
• So I'm pretty sure that the person who told Kerwin to sell his house was joking, seeing as how people laughed after that. But it is partly true about his house being paid for by tuition, since it's owned by AU and all AU presidents live there. • is it weird that my finger is twitching? • ...
• @Spanish speakers: Judging from every other Eagle Rants page I've ever seen, talking on the quiet floor knows no language barriers. • So I have a bit of a crush on this girl I know. Know I should proceed with flirting, hoping my self-confidence doesn't give out and make me abandon this ...
• I agree CAUS kids are pretty disrespectful of personal rights. If you say anything they disagree with they throw a fit without even hearing you out. How is that conducive to negotiating? • Watching all this drama about the CAUS unfold on facebook while I'm abroad is entertaining as f*** • ...
• Good things come to those who wait. • Tell your boyfriend who wants a sexually open relationship to go f*** himself. If he loves you, and if the two of you want to start a family together, then he needs to be in a place where he can support you unconditionally. End of story. It sounds ...
• rape is a helluva drug. • I wrote this song a real long time ago - a real long time ago - back in 94 • People on here are honestly so pathetic, cuddling, relationships, and hookups through eagle rants? • I hate my life • Tried to ask a girl out last night and couldn't ...
• It bothers me to the max that TDR workers were accosting students last night about who they had voted for. That is private and NONE OF YOUR FREAKING BUSINESS. So incredibly rude. THE BALLOT IS SECRET FOR A REASON. • I'm allergic to semen and have reactions for days. • @overwhelmed, ...
• @girl looking for a boyfriend, I completely understand, who knows, maybe I'll find you irl one day :) • @"Seriously, if you are, then I’m either oblivious..." I'm not on Grindr. I think it's sketchy as anything. I'm just saying there are lots of us around who are in the same boat. • ...
• @"-stuck/scared" you should try talking to someone. I know what that sort of situation is like but the possible consequences of your actions are incredibly severe. No relationship is worth risking your life with drugs • @ person who keeps posting billy joel lyrics. you are awesome and ...
• "...I just keep trying to make sure she knows I’m here for her." You're probably not addressing this to me, but if you are (and even if you're not), thanks for the gesture. It's good to know that someone is willing to listen but I would never put that weight on a friend's shoulders-- I'll try ...
• !!!! FARTS CAN BE HEARD!!!! • Why do guys always need to be the ones who are confident? #niceshyguy • Workers of all countries, enjoy!! • Right about now, I really just want to stop studying for midterms and cuddle and touch a booby is that too much to ask. • Hot lava ...
• Hey boys and girls, here is your Liberals R. Tools poll of the day: who takes the title of nastiest liberal b*tch? Obama spokesperson (hack) Stephanie Cutter or "Native American" academia turd Elizabeth Warren? Vote now! • @ "Obedience begins with consciousness; consciousness begins with ...
• whoever is on the bridge of anderson on the 6th floor, you are very entertaining with your flashing lights and dancing. love the third floor anderson bridge • Sorry you don't like your econ professor. Come to my sociology class, the professor is hot. • @meet people in clubs: I would ...
• Don’t beg for the right to live — take it. • Masochism today takes the form of reformism. • To my dearest neighbors- Shut the f**k up. Stop screaming in Spanish. Just stop. Are you incapable of having a conversation at a normal noise level? Also, get that annoying b*tch with ...
• OHHHHH LI'L BRUDDER I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING WITH MY LIFE I'M THINKING OF GOING INTO MALE MODELING OR MAYBE HIGH FINANCE • @Redhead/Ginger Defender??? Okay. Wow. As a fellow redhead (I'm assuming? Otherwise, please please stop), I have to disagree with your rant up to a point. Your ...
• I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is. • lol how is someone telling you to "smile" a sexist remark? I wasn't aware smiling was a gendered activity.. • @forest gump ranters F-OFF. What is your problem? All anyone who rants forest jump quotes wants to do is spread a little joy ...
• Vacation's when you go somewhere... and you don't ever come back. • Yeah, I really like him, too, but you're my best friend. I'm trying my hardest to keep him and me from becoming a thing, as you put it. It's killing me though, to see all that's there and not be able to do a thing about ...
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