• whoever is on the bridge of anderson on the 6th floor, you are very entertaining with your flashing lights and dancing. love the third floor anderson bridge
• Sorry you don't like your econ professor. Come to my sociology class, the professor is hot.
• @meet people in clubs: I would prefer to meet compatible friends online. I have an Jett and I don't really like clubs or social events. I would prefer talking to friends online or arranging small get togethers one on one. Thanks for th tip though. Any website ideas on where I can find compatible friends?
• Art is dead, let’s liberate our everyday life.
• @"She’s terse; I can be terse. Once in flight school I was laconic." That silent, sad walk of shame when you realize that they will never make new episodes of firefly :(
• My roommate's computer is dead, so I've been reading rants aloud for the past two days. They sound a lot crazier out loud.
• 3S Anderson boy, I did not want to see your penis tonight. Close the blinds. Turn off the light. Just no.
• I'm kind of in love with one of the male counselors from the Counseling Center. Probably because he's the only man to ever listen to everything I have said without judging me. I met with him once and every time I said something sad he gave me the cutest puppy dog face ever. Now I can't stop thinking about him. Too bad he's 26 (27?) and doesn't go for crazies with anxiety problems.
• I feel like everyone gets angry at me for uglying up the area I inhabit
• Crap, it's been over four years since I've been in a relationship. What am I doing with my life?
• This year has just sucked for me. Can't it be over already?
• My resolution for 2012 was to not go out of 2012 the same way I came into it, helplessly single...as the year has past, I've only become more helplessly single. I hate my life
• eagle rant debates make it hard for people to follow the path of debate but I already explained why men telling me to smile reinforces a cycle of violence.
• My LDR bf is ignoring me more and more. I'm so scared. I feel like I'm slipping off a cliff. I'm holding on to a branch, but I can't hold on much longer. I'm scared I'm going to fall. I'm so lonely. I'm going to implode soon. Why can't he love me as much as I love him?
• Naming hurricanes after women is sexist.
• If my bf doesn't start treating me better, I'm going to go to Aspen for Christmas break and do cocaine for 4 weeks.
• Why can I not find the people celebrating TT?
• @I'm All Alone He's all alone... except for me
• "I honestlyyyy could care lessssss if you likeeee meeee" remember that? disaffiliate.
• Eaglesecure please do not die; merely better yourself for yourself and your community. That way, I can still access my blogs in a timely manner.
• The boss needs you, you don’t need the boss.
• Text REDCROSS to 90999 to make a $10 donation.
• I'm pretty sure there isn't anyone else at this campus who plays Assassin's Creed. LAME. You heard me? LAME.
• And my problems have all gone. There is no one to deride me.
• @kid who likes Billy Joel - Me too. There's more than enough lyrics to go around!
• I just lost everything in Sandy. Everything
• I know how suspicious it must look that I'm only washing off one hand right now, but I SWEAR TO GOD that I just ate an orange.
• @kerwin pole vaulting-- I fully expect this to happen now. (also thanks for making me laugh!)
• I'm awkward because I like you ack I can't help it, you're so pretty
• So people say this weather is perfect for cuddling well how nice that would be.....IF I HAD SOMEONE TO CUDDLE WITH!
• There is a decent chance I might flunk out of grad school. FML.
• What is it with all the crappy ads showing up on Facebook? They're more obnoxious than I can ever remember.
• SWEET BABY JEEBUS! GOT THE WHOLE WEEK OFF!
• A lot of the time you look back on an old part of your life and smile at all the fun memories. Once it reintegrates into your life though, even if so briefly, you can quickly see why it's in the past and not part of your present. [To be as ambiguous as possible]
• you are starting to really annoy me
• you got to fight- for your right
• blaaahhhhhhhhhh
• #iwantacuddlebuddy
• Eagle rants: what a fascinating study into the sad depths of middle-class alienation. How many people actually comment? How representative of the AU public are they? The atmosphere here is a lot more conservative, desperate and virginal than on campus. Is it that a small number of commenters have created a conservative, male community on the Eagle’s message boards, or does eagle rants’ anonymity provide a space to for a much larger group of individuals to express otherwise frowned-on behaviors? Hmm. Maybe I should write my capstone on it. [Editor’s Note: Let me know if you do!]
• Obedience begins with consciousness; consciousness begins with disobedience.
• Rufus Wainwright's Hallelujah may be one of the most heartbreakingly beautiful songs of all time.
