• Don’t beg for the right to live — take it.
• Masochism today takes the form of reformism.
• To my dearest neighbors- Shut the f**k up. Stop screaming in Spanish. Just stop. Are you incapable of having a conversation at a normal noise level? Also, get that annoying b*tch with the obnoxious laugh out of your room. AND STOP THROWING A BALL AGAINST MY WALL. UGGGGGGGGGGGHHH ?• “guys: How important is swallowing? My bf prefers it but i think semen tastes like toxic bleach and i refuse. How can i make it easier. Besides getting drunk." - Ask your boyfriend to change his diet. Make sure he is eating healthier in general, but also, if he eats lots of pineapple, it will taste sweeter.
• doesn't it ever occur to guys that you might be hurting someone when you call her ugly, even if you are referring to AU girls collectively? Same goes for girls who say that all AU guys are either unattractive or gay. AU's started a vicious cycle of self-hatred here.
• since when did hating on ap/ib credit kids become a thing? some people don't have parents that trained them since they were ten to become test-taking machines. they were invited into programs such as ap and ib track which gave them access to those tests/credits to skip gen eds. hating on the fact that people had different opportunities from one another in high school is a waste of time and energy. we're in college now, focus on that.
• So great when Republican Eagle staffers are reprimanded for making political statuses, but Democratic staffers can say whatever insulting thing they'd like. Nice "objectivity" Eagle. Really. Well done.
• @"why would a college student use ashleymadison" : for discreet cybersex because my LDR bf never has time for phone sex
• You don't live in my suite. So stop spending literally the entire day here and screaming at the top of your lungs. Please understand how much I hate you, and this is EXACTLY why I'm telling you that you can't move in here when my roommate moves out. Literally. I hate you and your obvious inability to get along with normal humans.
• I like small butts and i cannot lie.
• Just saw the rimming ad from the 25th. oh lawd. I'm dyin'.
• @smiling enforces man's space: So if a guy is told to smile, does that enforce public space as women's space? stop being a feminazi. smiling is not a gendered activity. people waning to spread joy and happiness through smiles are not sexist. Get a life and focus on real issues facing women, like how girls in some third world countries are forced to stay home from school if they can't afford tampons during their periods.
• @"We don’t want a world where the guarantee of not dying of starvation brings the risk of dying of boredom." I'm so confused. Who is dying of boredom? Is this a quote from a novel or something? Can someone add context?
• good break up songs : Spacebound and Love the Way you Lie by Eminem Also If You only Knew by Shinedown
• @wanting compatible friends: Why not just join clubs on campus and meet compatible friends through shared mutual activities and passions?
• I don't think it's creepy to call your bf's best friend for advice as long as you know the guy and he is sort of a mutual friend. If not, then yes that is creepy
• What are some good slacker colleges? I'm trying to find a good fit school for my brother. I want a school with a good reputation and a school where he can get a good education. But also where he won't be too stressed.
• @Rock was Young - Me and Susie had so much fun
• Last year I was so happy here. This year I'm flat out miserable, and I don't know what to do.
• You're cute too! And we can still be friends ;)
• jacobs desk boy... you are so damn cute. a boy can always dream...
• will there be hurricane rants??
• Kevin, do you miss me?
• @ i remember when rock was young me and suzie had so much fun. holding hands and skimming stones...
• If you're wondering why we're talking less, it's because you're suddenly a jerk.
• Liberals R. Tools rocks my world! Seriously...best poster on here.
• I mees my seester.
• I don't know enough about CAUS to have a big problem with them, but can someone explain why they don't have to follow general posting rules like everyone else? What makes your club better or more special than any other? I'm getting sick of quarter sheets taped on bathroom doors...
• I have information regarding Neil Kerwin. Apparently he intends to pole vault the quad, from Hurst all the way to MGC, to raise money for refugees. It seems very noble of him.
• listen honey, if you're gonna flirt with him, go ahead, but don't be all high and mighty about how he's "so disgusting" and "you would never sleep with him" and it's "unfeminist" to be attracted to him. stop being a hypocrite.
• Sandy is my main bitch. You go sandy.
• Whenever I think of North side and South side of campus, I think of them as being in different time zones. Is that weird?
• Guys...where did October go? Where is this semester going?
• I'm just gonna lump reply to a few rants here haha. 1. scissoring doesn't work 2. au has a great rape survivor network
• @FormerRapeVictim Speak to Daniel Rapapport at the Health Center. His e-mail is SAPC@american.edu
• @Billy Joel Rants- if you were doing “River of Dreams” with me, I had fun too. Someone’s taking credit for what we created. Well that's annoying. I promise it was me!!
• Is it bad that every time my RA tries to talk to me, all I can think of his how much I want to bring him to bed? I'm sorry, but he's so damn sexy! *dies* I wonder if he is gay...
• That awkward moment when class is cancelled because of a hurricane and your professor assigns work from the textbook for the first time, but you never bought the book because you seriously can't afford one. #fail
• If I was a professor, I'd write an exam where every answer was C just for the LULZ.
• Normal happy childhood back on course. Batteries not included.
• I hate how Queen of the Quad is full of ads now. Tacky.
• DRAMA NEEDS TO STOP.
• "Someone told me long ago, there's a calm before the storm."
• between you and me, i can honestly say, that things can only get better
• Me and Suzy had so much fun
• racism is hilarious
• @Rape victims and survivors: I was also moved by the Amherst piece and struggle with the memories of sexual assault as well. In my opinion, AU does a very good job supporting survivors (although I personally haven't taken advantage of them). Here's the school's page for sexual assault info: http://www.american.edu/ocl/dos/sexualassault/. I also have met Matthew Bruno, who's the coordinator of LGBTQ Programming. Even though he is part of a different resource center, he would be a good person to talk to... he is a good/non-judgmental listener. GOOD LUCK AND STAY STRONG. I AM PROUD OF YOU.
• i'm all alone...there's no one here...beside meeeeee
• I've never had an eagle rant published
• We used to talk and hang out every day, but for the past few weeks it seems like that's been slipping away. Now we barely interact, and when we do you seem like you're mad or in a hurry to get away. Maybe I'm reacting too quickly or over thinking this, but I'm just afraid I did something to offend you. I don't want to be the kind of person who clings to things for longer than he should, but I didn't think this friendship would go so quickly.
• COME ON SANDY! GO FOR WEDNESDAY!!! COME OOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNN!!!
• my rants about the lal knockoff never get posted. I just want more people to chat with. And have desperate, shady hook ups with.
• Dexter and Irony were saviors twice in one night! How's that for an awesome Halloweekend?
• I know you want me too, so stop being awkward and just f*ck me.
• That awkward moment when you request the Time Warp at a family wedding and you realize you're the only person who knows it.
• Stop posting Situationist slogans. Forget the Spanish Civil War. Start a fight for freedom, pleasure, and justice that doesn't follow a formula that died in the last century.
• Powers out, and apartment is flooding but still thankful I don't live in the dorms.
• I feel sorry for my friend named Sandy. And my friend named Katrina. Why do hurricanes have to have people names? Why not dog names like Fluffy?
• you know what pisses me OFF? is when kroger stops doing 2-for-1 sales on bags of baby carrots. that was going to be like the highlight of my grocery shoppeing.
• No replastering, the structure is rotten.
• #hurricanehookups
• eaglesecure go die
• After nearly the entire class flunks the midterm, the professor says "From now on, I guess I'm going to have to be a hardass..." Someone put that on twitter
• She's terse; I can be terse. Once in flight school I was laconic.
