• rape is a helluva drug.
• I wrote this song a real long time ago - a real long time ago - back in 94
• People on here are honestly so pathetic, cuddling, relationships, and hookups through eagle rants?
• I hate my life
• Tried to ask a girl out last night and couldn't work up the courage....urghh maybe I'm not ready :(
• I would've whistled as you walked by, but we were on the silent floor ;)
• Why did CNN completely ignore the over a million votes that Gary Johnson got? Wtf
• Number of Yemeni civilians killed by Obama's drone strikes: 60-163 Number of Yemeni children killed by Obama's drone strikes:24-34 Source: Bureau of Investigative Journalism
• When you're feeling terrible just remember; Edward Furlong made an album of terrible songs.
• You may be right. I may be crazy. But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for.
• @Super bummed..........I think you're talking about me, you're from Texas, right? I was wondering why you hadn't texted me! I had really wanted you to :)
• There are absolutely some women and some men who hate other men strictly because they are male. This is sexism. Just because it isn't common doesn't mean that it doesn't occur.
• @pandora for tv shows: it's called netflix you tool
• Dear CAUS- If you're going to hold a protest how about not doing right next to my room while I'm trying to do homework.
• CAUS- I'm all for freedom of assembly but respect your peers and don't bang pots and pans at 11 PM. That does not get the administration's attention, it just annoys other students.
• wish that i believed in fate. wish i didn't sleep so late.
• C'mon CAUSE, it's quiet hours!
• Why does Shepard Smith still work at Fox News? He must have the patience of a saint.
• @Congrats, liberal tools: Oh, I'm sorry, I thought equal rights, pay equity, addressing health disparities, and accepting ALL families WERE FAMILY VALUES. My bad. (Also, I'll take that veiled insult as a point of pride.)
• There is such a large population of student-athletes who are participating at the club level at AU and they continually go without any praise/coverage/respect. This semester the Equestrian Team placed 5th on the east coast and the Women's Rugby team won the Potomac Rugby Union Championship... Cmon Eagle, I thought you were a "campus" newspaper.
• CAUS I don't who's your chief organizer for protests and such but fire them because judging from LA quad residents's statuses you might have lost a good chunk of support because of tonight's stunt
• @"Hope the taste of division and destruction of family values is nice for you" I actually really hope family values are destroyed. Families are dumb.
• @Young Justice fan, Nope you are not alone :) Signed a fan of cartoons and great animation
• 23 rants posted the day after the election? AU you confuse me
• Eagle Rants bored me today :( Where'd the fun go...?
• I'm thinking people didn't rant much on the 7th... Or their rants just didn't meet the requirements ....??? Where'd everyone's random thoughts go??
• I love how quiet hours only matter to people when the CAUS is outside yelling. My floor sounds like that every night
• Re: Assissins Creed commercials. American Revolutions weren't singing "America the Bueautiful". Just sayin
• Can't wait to go to Colorado for Christmas break and smoke a shiz ton of legal weed. Boo yaaaaaa
• so. sexually. frustrated.
• When I read Liberals R Tools' posts, I imagine a tiny little man frothing at the mouth and rolling on the ground spewing nonsense.
• I am so kinky, and no one would ever be able to tell. I like a guy dominating me.
• To the kids who woke me up by protesting high tuition outside of my window, I need sleep so I can wake up and go to my two jobs tomorrow to support myself and pay for school. As an American you have the liberty to choose where you go to school. If you don't like how much you pay, get out.
• The CAUS makes me so incredibly disappointed in the university I attend. President Kerwin is a man with a family who is entitled to privacy and respect. Storming his house in the middle of the night is unbelievably disrespectful and harassing. You want to have a productive conversation? Act like adults, not immature children throwing temper tantrums. And yes. He's accountable to a Board of Trustees. It's how the real world works, and it's designed to benefit you to the fullest. Get. Over. It.
• The CAUS is annoying, skews facts to fit their worldview, underlines the obvious and managed to disturb every single person on campus tonight. I rarely side with the establishment, but seriously, come on. If you wanted to have a stake in your tuition, it make sense to go to a public university.
• The Marxists need to go away. Go debate about the merits of the 4th Internationale vis-a-vis the Comintern away from my Rants.
• finally an election not won by the rural white people #obama2012 #coalition of young ,women , latino and black voters
• weather people are people rejected from the porn industry. and they've mastered the magic of the magic 8 ball
• @"It feels like this break-up hiatus has been forever. I miss you and just want everything to be okay for us."- I feel the same way about my ex. I really hope this is for me! I wish I knew who was writing this!
• “I feel you, closure is just what I need. It would be great to just stop all those feelings, you know?" - Yes. I really miss talking to her, that's all! She was just a huge part of my life, there's still a void I've been trying to fill. I think maybe talking to your ex would help you find that closure. I hope to find that for myself.
• "I totally support the single’s get together or speed dating idea! Hall councils, student government? Get to it. *clap clap*": No, let's make this single's dating service something we students set up organically! *Spontaneous order*! But seriously. . . let's get on this, okay?
• @"Can someone at the Eagle explain why AU students going to an Obama rally get coverage, while Republican students have been doing the same stuff and get no coverage": AMEN! Thank you for noticing this!!!!
• @"And more often than not, they have quite a sexual drive under that nice religious guy exterior. Anyway, good luck!" - Speaking as one of the "nice religious guys", I can tell you that whoever made this observation is 100% correct. We're looking for love, for the woman who will draw us closer to God. . . and not all of us believe in pre-marital chastity :)
• Dear "
• @"whatever floor" girl in McDowell: I can't wait to meet you :)
• "How do you get your friends to stop coming and staying in your room every single evening/night without being rude? It's becoming and a habit and it's starting to get annoying…" - I think I know who you are. Just ask them to stop, explain you have work sometimes or are really tired. Offer to grab lunch or coffee with them during the day. They should understand.
• "If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal." - Yup. @RulingPoliticalClass
• Seriously AU: SPEED DATING let's make this happen okay?
• "I am so sick to my stomach for what tomorrow will be like at AU. I'm devastated for the country but everyone else will be celebrating." Agreed. Can we set up a conservatives' support group? I feel like AUCRs is already becoming that :/
• Dear President Obama's supporters: Number of Pakistani civilians killed by Obama's drone strikes: 475-885 Number of Pakistani children killed by Obama's drone strikes: 176 Source: Bureau of Investigative Journalism. How can you so enthusiastically celebrate this man's reelection? According to multiple reports you can find from The New York Times, Washington Post, etc, he personally signs off on every drone strike. This is horrific and a clear abuse of human rights on par with the Bush years. Where is the outrage?
• "Sometimes I just want a friend. I'm lonely. But then I remember that I don't like anyone (including myself)." I'm so sorry you're going through this. I'd definitely recommend joining a student club or group of interest to you. If you're religious, look into joining a church, temple, synagogue, etc (or if atheist/agnostic/humanist there are many secular groups). Hang in there ;)
• @"SO many people read eagle rants everyday." True. I have no idea if you meant to be writing to me hahaha, but I hope you're doing okay. If you are who I think you are: I miss you so much come back into my life!
• @"i just wish you’d talk to me again": I feel the same way :)
• @"Im too sexually frustated ... this sucks its like drinking is the only way to hook up with girls :(" - I'm sorry you're frustrated with that. I'm in the same boat as you are, man. Trust me, from my experience, hooking up while drunk is a BAD idea. If you want to meet a girl who you'll really like, who will be great for you, the time is not when you're both drinking and dealing with baggage and sadness from the past.
• @"My heart hurts.": I'm sorry for your pain. Mine does too :( Why does yours hurt? Hope you're doing okay!
• @"I'm sorry. So sorry.": Why are you sorry?
• @" I'm scared I'm going crazy." Why???
• @" I'm sure that guy I saw wearing a t-shirt with "vagitarian" written on it gets laid like JFK." I sure hope not. If he does, women at AU need to raise their standards. . . .
• I miss you and love you so much. I just want to hold you in my arms and kiss you forever.
• @"I'm scared."- Why are you scared? =(
• SCREW YOU UBUNTU MY TOUCHPAD ISN'T WORKING
• Next time CAUS decides to hold an illegal protest, bust out the tear gas and the nightsticks.
• Congratulations, ignorant Liberal Tools. You have effectively driven the final nail into the coffin of what used to be a great country. Hope the taste of division and destruction of family values is nice for you. IT DOES! mmmmmm equality yumyumyum.
• CAUS is destorying the opportunity to reason with the administration of American University. What are you willing to give up for a tuition freeze, CAUS? That isn't free. This is a tuition based institution. How did you go from 5% tuition increases to a tuition freeze? What happened to the 5% we can compromise on? Your extremism does not display your dedication to the cause; it displays your dedication to the CAUS. There is an important difference between the two.
• @ Family values: bet that's what people said 50 years ago when we elected presidents who would fight for desegregation. There is only one "family value," and that's love.
• @bipartisan relationship: Why are you dating a man who doesn't know when election day is in the first place?
• seriously, CAUS? what the hell is wrong with you? banging pots and pans outside of someone's door at 11:30 pm is OBVIOUSLY a really smart way to get a serious quote and a really thoughtful discussion on tuition freeze...
• @people looking for speed dating: Go work at the phonathon. It's free (you'll actually make money!) and there are really cool people down there. Sit next to a different person each week and talk for the 3.75 hours. Boom! Instant speed dating!
• Number of whistleblowers prosecuted by Obama under the Espionage Act: 6 Number of whistleblowers prosecuted in the entire pre-Obama history of the Espionage Act: 3
• I'm not that attractive and I'm not that skinny, but I'm a nice person. Anybody want to hit a lonely lady up? :(
• Give Bon Appetit workers higher wages and more hours!!! Why are we paying all of this money if people working on this campus are being exploited????
• Smoking ban? wtf? Do we not have individual freedom on campus anymore?
• blond curly headed boy who lives in the berks......sigh........
• CAUS kids need a new gameplan
• you're so pretty you make the mona lisa look like she has eyebrows
• girl desperate for a proposal here. So my bf of 4 years said he would propose and we can get married if I agree to a sexually open marriage. He said all guys eventually cheat and at least this way he is honest with me from the start and never hides things. I know from my evolutionary psychology class that men are not programmed to be monogamous creatures. Cognitively I understand. But it still hurts. Although I think it will hurt less than not having him in my life. Am I wrong to agree to the open marriage?
• I'm sorry, but CAUS rioting outside of Kerwin's home is stupid. Just stupid. I don't want tuition hikes either, but going to his home? Claps for you guys for giving AU students a bad name.
• A guy in the dav currently has whiskers painted on his face and is wearing cat ears. I just want to know why.
• The eagle just isn't interesting anymore. The articles used to be so much more politically aligned and controversial. Now its just boring news that we for the most part already know. This editor is the worst I've seen in my 4 years here.
• I believe in a thing called love, just listen to the rhythm of my heart
• Someone in my 200 level political theory class didn't know who Nietzsche was. She then proceeded to make a considerable fool of herself.
• Just thinking, the CAUS deserves some credit for gaining fame so quickly.. even if it comes at the expense of everyone hating them. Props
• Number of Pakistani civilians killed by Obama's drone strikes: 475-885 Number of Pakistani children killed by Obama's drone strikes: 176 Source: Bureau of Investigative Journalism
• Overheard leaving my internship: A Hill staffer explaining Eagle Rants to a colleague and complaining about how they've gone downhill.
• RuPaul's Drag Race All-Stars has been incredibly disappointing.
• Not my fault I kiss better than his girlfriend
• My roommate is the one who ranted a couple days ago about how she didn't remember if she ranted the "I think I'm going crazy" rant. She just said "You're going to die" completely seriously and out of the blue. Then she said she had no idea why she said it. She IS going crazy.
• Geez you annoy me, why do I have to live with you.
• Don't know why some of my friends are complaining about the CAUS march last night. I'm already in debt and will be way more so if these tuition hikes happen so it's good to see people really getting on Kerwin's case about this. Wake the guy up every night if it'll encourage him to back off the hikes in order to make it stop! Hope there's more stuff like this.
• everything you do annoys me. stop existing.
• I'm aware that you're an attention whore and that you need everyone to know you're here all the time, but I am literally the only other person in this stairwell, which I purposely entered because it's quiet and I wanted to study. Stop making noise, I do not care about you or your life. I'm sure one of the 20395023975 people you flirt with each day would love to hear you whistle, hum AND sing.
• Hey you. I know you rant almost day so I know you will read this. I don't know what more I have to do to say I'm sorry. I was an idiot when I ended our friendship and you won't respond to my texts now. I miss being friends with you and spending late nights at the library with you. I won't take you for granted and I was a huge idiot. Please forgive me because I miss hanging out with you.
• @Hughes4th - the woozles will cool down eventually. Sooner or later they'll all get in one mass hookup and realize they hate each other. Then: Peace.
• No matter what you think about Neil Kerwin as a professional, he's entitled to the human courtesy of having privacy at his personal home. Let's go to all the CAUS members' doors in the middle of the night and yell and scream at that. See how that feels. It's just rude and disrespectful to him and his family.
• Hate CAUS. They don't represent the larger student body, they represent the 20 of them who like to whine about EVERYTHING. To them, no one has rights except for them. Do other students have the right to quiet in the middle of the night? Nope. Do businesses like Bon Appetit have the right to fire employees who break their established rules? Nope. Does Kerwin have the right to a private life? Nope. I literally hate them and their entitled attitudes. Please leave AU. We all hate you.
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• I can't stop cutting
• A paper on why a specific ethical issue is an ethical issue? How about our next assignment is on why a certain country is a country or why a certain type of dog is a dog.
• If a CAUS makes a lot of noise on the quad, and nobody gives a damn, did it really make a sound?
• You know the scene in Jarhead where the DI asks him why he's at boot camp, and he's like "BECAUSE I GOT LOST ON THE WAY TO COLLEGE!"? Well I feel like I'm only here because I got lost on the way to recruit training.
• When you skip both your classes on Thursday because you're freaking out about a major project due the next day. And then you find out that project isn't even due then. *Face palm*
