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Eagle Rants: November 7, 2012

• It bothers me to the max that TDR workers were accosting students last night about who they had voted for. That is private and NONE OF YOUR FREAKING BUSINESS. So incredibly rude. THE BALLOT IS SECRET FOR A REASON.

• I'm allergic to semen and have reactions for days.

• @overwhelmed, underwhelmed, whelmed: 10 things I hate about you reference?

• I feel like we could have dated. Actually, screw that. I feel like we should date. And no, I don't care that you have a boyfriend. I really like you that much. #Gaygirlproblems

• Congratulations, ignorant Liberal Tools. You have effectively driven the final nail into the coffin of what used to be a great country. Hope the taste of division and destruction of family values is nice for you.

• @ @overwhelmed, underwhelmed, and whelmed- Someone is a fan of Young Justice…Awesome ! : I thought so too! but then I thought that rant might have been about 10 Things I Hate About You. But Seriously....YAY YOUNG JUSTICE! I Wasn't Alone! <3

• Being in a bipartisan relationship is hard :( Is there any hope for me when my LDR boyfriend and I both *Try* to be respectful, but he gets so, so upset over political issues? He doesn't go to college, he didn't know today was election day, he definitely didn't vote... So why does he practically hang up on me when our political discussions get a little competitive?

• I am so sick to my stomach for what tomorrow will be like at AU. I'm devastated for the country but everyone else will be celebrating.

• In theory, yes you can be sexist against men, but that can only happen if men ever get to the point where they are systematically oppressed for the sole reason of them being men. We don't have that right now, so no you actually can't be sexist to men. –A man who's friends with too many sociology majors

• MARYJAAAAAUAAAAAANNNNNNNNAAAAAAA

• I'll smoke and I hope you get incurable pancreatic cancer for being a lil turd. #Obamanation2021!

• My first relationship was senior year of college. It was definitely worth the wait.

• @comaumption of ideology: where is this stuff coming from? r u quoting Marx? Please cite ur sources

• Thanks for the imdb tip. And ya that would be great if there were a pandora for tv shows.

• A man chooses. A slave obeys.

• Super bummed... So I get this really gorgeous girl's number at the white house last night, and my phone dies right as I'm trying to save it...

• If you're going to be an prick about it, and DEMAND that we give you consideration, then you can go EF YOURSELF REAL HARD.

• To the really cute blonde who was smoking on the LA Quad the other day when I was. You're cute...

• Dear Kerwin, I'm understand the smoking ban and agree with it. Just do us a favor and make designated smoking areas!!!!! Sincerely, too addicted to quit.

• Watching Megyn Kelly struggle to say Obama won this afternoon was the highlight of my day.

• Number of Pakistani civilians killed by Obama's drone strikes: 475-885 Number of Pakistani children killed by Obama's drone strikes: 176 Source: Bureau of Investigative Journalism

• All you LDR people (and I'm one too) - just remember that he/she loves you and wouldn't be doing it if they didn't :) like the Beatles said "love is all you need." It still sucks.

• I hope there will be a story about how Women's Rugby won the PRU championship!

• Why are there ads on ads on YouTube? WHY?????????


Section 202 hosts Connor Sturniolo and Gabrielle McNamee are joined by fellow Eagle staff member and phenomenal sports photographer, Josh Markowitz. Follow along as they discuss the United Football League and the benefits it provides for the world of professional football.


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