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• 5 Guys would be good for the tunnel. • @"boyfriend's mom situation" your dealing with a very conniving mother, this sounds like reverse psychology in a nut shell in which she gets you to break up with her son so that way she doesn't come off like the bad guy, that or she's just brutally ...
• I approve of all the doctor who related rants. • @Sorry that you have to associate with the proletariat…I mean, unwashed masses of dirty hippies, right? If the proletariat is one that smokes weed, drinks excessively and spends all their money on those things, well we're screwed. People ...
• Got To Give it Up - Marvin Gaye. Find the 11 minute version and enjoy dancing in your dorms tonight. • Can we stop ranting about poop and other bodily functions and get back to ranting about actual things. Like the fact that I got tenders for the first time today since coming back from ...
• If you've known the guy for five years and you were otherwise happy with the relationship, I'd say that deserves a little loyalty. Give him at least a few months, probably even more. Try to help him with whatever's going on. He'd do the same for you. • Anyone else think the CAUS pulled ...
• Came out to my parents over winter break. Things are definitely different (mostly better), and now I'm ready to take the next step and tell all my closest friends at school, and those interested in me will hopefully hear through the grapevine. Plus, now it'll be easier for me to make a move ...
• All the links to the Eagle Rants are broken. Just FYI. Might want to fix that! Also, the new website has some glitches in regards to clicking on other articles as well. • I'm guessing a bunch of people will be complaining that they can't access tonight's rants tomorrow. The issue is that ...
• I love when AU cancels the class I was most looking forward to less than a week before classes start. A+. • @ "Reddit is filled with racists and pedophiles. Read /r/circlebroke or SRS." Seriously, there are good subreddits, but if SRS had it's way they would have you believing that racists ...
• @"You are a moron." I will take a dump on your face. Then I will kiss you because your mom said "If you have nothing good to say then take a dump on their face then kiss your enemy and the matter will be settled." #Trustory #Blessed #YOLO • @"Dude I legitimately lol'd....Wit. I like it. ...
• I loved being home until tonight, Christmas Eve. I fought with my mom over the stupidest thing and now she barely wants anything to do with me. I had a moment of weakness and cut myself for the first time in months. Happy holidays to me. • Doctor Who is ruining my life. I can't stop watching ...
[Editor's Note: Merry Christmas, I am Santa.] • Feeling extremely pissed and discouraged, and now I'm going to bed early. F*** you life, you and I will go another round tomorrow. • you're probably thinking exacerbate, it means to get worse! • I'm the one who ranted about everything ...
• eagle rants?!! • So like when do the weekly posts start when do they stop being daily [Editor’s Note: THis is the last day of daily rants, I’ll see you guys next Monday.] • @whoever decided it was a good idea to not only poop all over the floor of a Hughes 3 bathroom stall ...
• Hey sexy!! I did it. I asked you to hangout. Here goes nothing ;p • A friend of mine died on Friday and all I wanted to do was get drunk. I guess you didn't realize the tear stained eyes. • I'm a guy and I have never been kissed before and I can't imagine whether a first kiss would ...
• “[Editor’s Note: I have a very robust superiority complex.]” THIS is the greatest editor's note in the history of eagle rants. • @"I was stupid today" I don't think this is directed to me, but god do I wish it was. I know we probably just missed each other, but I was trying to reach ...
• @giddy over bf: made me melt! • @@“Since when has ‘being white’ made somebody unable to speak up about diversity?” So you’re saying that only Caucasians are privileged, but that’s a wild assumption. ‘Check your privilege’ applies to us all; we are all attending a private ...
• Best brand of yoga pants that don't stretch out like crazy after wearing them a few times? So many girls at JFC have such perfectly fitted pants but I can't seem to find any for myself. • @all the people you know are miserable and transferring: Hmm all the people I know love AU. Maybe get ...
• To the girl on my floor who thinks it's okay to wear no shoes around the entire bathroom, YOU WILL GET FOOT FUNGUS • AU freshman Girl in Panera: "I want a baby so bad that I have to keep stopping myself from doing it..." Awkward silence... • @Let her come to you: Thanks for the advice, ...
• SPA is obviously House Lannister. C'mon, get it together Eagle Rants • As much as I'm looking forward to going home for finals, it's driving me crazy that everyone is going to be so far away. And I'm just beginning to feel like you might be slightly interested, but it's highly unlikely ...
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