• If you've known the guy for five years and you were otherwise happy with the relationship, I'd say that deserves a little loyalty. Give him at least a few months, probably even more. Try to help him with whatever's going on. He'd do the same for you.
• Anyone else think the CAUS pulled the fire alarm to get people to go to their demonstration in the Tavern?
• My ex may be a dick head, but bless his heart for putting an ad-blocking software on my computer - for future reference, google "AdBlock [name of your browser here]" it's a fairly self explanatory browser app. :)
• New Eagle website, same awful editor! [Editor’s Note: Now with 30% less sodium!] -HAHA ...not [Editor’s Note: syke} Gosh your the worst [Editor’s Note: This interaction is getting too long]
• New Eagle website, same awful editor! [Editor’s Note: Now with 30% less sodium!] -HAHA ...not [Editor’s Note: syke.] *You're the worst
• @RACISM IS STILL A SOCIOLOGICAL INSTITUTION THAT WHITE PEOPLE BENEFIT FROM SO WHY DON’T YOU ALL JUST GIVE ME A BREAK. Because there is a racism that exists the other way, against whites and from blacks. These are the people who cry 'racism or discrimination' when a white person, who is fully qualified, is given a job over a black person who is less qualified. Yet, when a black person gets access to more federal aid or scholarships, nobody seems to realize that this is also racism, against whites.
• "oh, i have no money and i'm just another broke college student...poor pitiful me, i'm the 99%" Funny, because you seem to go out nearly every other night and spend all your money on weed or booze. Stop complaining.
• Racism is racism, whether there exists a historical background or not. Just because institutional racism exists against blacks doesn't mean that racism can't exist against whites. And just because one race didn't experience the institutional racism that blacks experienced does not mean we should be happy with the government or general population accepting racism against whites. Do onto others as you would have done onto you, and quit this double standard.
• HAHAHAHAHA!! I STILL WEAR MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS RING BECAUSE I'M AN F'ING IDIOT. LET ME THROW MY PHONE OUT ONTO THE FREEWAY.
• Bad Wolf
• We don't need another sandwich shop on campus. Between Ward, Megabytes, Subway, Katzen, Einstein's, and Pronto, we've got enough (not to mention that there's going to be a Wagshall's opening up by Chef Geoff's). Here are the criterion for what should go in the tunnel: 1) cheap 2) open 24 hours/late 3) food that's bad for you 4) doesn't already exist on campus Since Salsa has a corner on the crappy, Mexican food market (sorry Taco Bell) that leaves Little Caesar's, any kind of fast food burger joint (BK, Wendy's etc), or a diner/dive (Denny's, Friendly's, etc)
• Just found a girl I kind of sort of had a crush on in real life on OkCupid...it puts us as a 32% match. I'd click on her link, but she and I have mutual friends and it would just get awkward real fast
• @We just do them both…can girls not do that? I'm a girl...my poop and pee never come out at the same time. I always start pooping first, and then I know that I'm all done pooping when my pee comes out afterward. I also wonder if this is the norm...
• I'm a little behind the times but I just finished watching season 2 of Homeland and OMG THE SEASON FINALE
• That moment when your awkward drunk hookup calls out to you on the quad just as your ex walks by and you were trying to get her attention.
• I can't tell if I actually like you or like you because you're a good rebound.
• @person who came out to his/her parents over break: congratulations! so glad it's all working out for you :)
• @"[Editor’s Note: syke.]" Is this meant to be ironic? A joke that the Editor does not know the spelling of the word "psych"? [Editor’s Note: Someone’s not a fan of Big Syke]
• @Why are you proud of yourself for being a slut?: I'm not the OP but f**k you. How dare you judge someone for their sexual behavior? It's not your business to judge how they live their life. If they want to sleep with a lot of people, there's nothing wrong with that. And it's certainly not your business to insult them for choosing to do that. Don't be a "slut shamer."
• "I have a 5 day weekend." Why don't you have a 7 day weekend. Douche.
• That awkward moment when someone posts about a "spa day" on Facebook and you read it as "S.P.A.", as in the School of Public Affairs...brb killing myself
• I just watched some old fogey wash down a mouse and keyboard with soap and water on the third floor computer. BATHROOM SOAP AND WATER! This is why we can't have nice things. Because old people with f#@! it up by doing stupid $%^&.
• That awkward moment when you go into a calc professor's office for help on a homework problem, and she just glares at you.
• To the guy who I keep making eye contact with and smiling at in Katzen...who are you? You should say hi.
• I know every rant you post Owe_. lol!
• Dear Eagle Rants Editor: Rants need to be up BEFORE phonathon starts. Seriously, I love you, but get it together.
