• That sad realization that the best part of your day is learning the vending machine now has Crunch bars.
• Aaaaand I almost hoped you wanted to get back together with me - turns out you are actually a complete moron. So happy I found that one out quick!
• • Greek week is like Girls Gone Wild without the Gyros and sauce (NOT THAT SAUCE! GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER!). Why can Greek week be free Greek food? I pay too much tuition to have a week called “GREEK WEEK” without having any falafel being poured upon my beautifully unshapely (I call it curvy) body. Can you name a simple person who involves their life heavily around Greek stuff that is actually Greek? Probably, but that’s not the point! -Your tuition doesn't pay for it.
• We actually used to have Chick Fil A (it was where the Tavern now is), but they left because no one would go there because they wouldn't take EaglePesos.
• @thanks for replying: if that's the case, it would appear that you sleeping with somebody else would not be in the wrong. As long as the parameters were clearly defined before the break happened, you'd be in the right. That said, it actually seems like you're dating a little boy who doesn't understand how relationships work. No one goes into a marriage wanting to get a divorce, they just happen. And chances are if he's feeling this way now, he's going to feel that way 10 or 20 years from now, regardless if he sleeps around now.
• @Eagles nest and Whole Foods do not have oyster crackers…: are you in my college writing class? because I'm pretty sure you brought it up today haha
• WE STILL DON'T GET NBC SPORTS NETWORK AND THE HOCKEY GAMES THEY BROADCAST ARE ACTUALLY GOING TO BE WORTH WATCHING BECAUSE OF THE SHORTENED SEASON AND SOLELY IN-CONFERENCE PLAY. GAME CENTER DOESN'T HAVE IT. OUR TVS DON'T HAVE IT. I JUST WANT TO WATCH AS MUCH HOCKEY AS POSSIBLE FOR THE NEXT 3 MONTHS OKAY
• Any other second-semester seniors feeling checked out? I'm usually A+ student at the start of the semester, doing work early and speaking up a lot in class. This is the first semester where I haven't been bothered to try.
• Missed Connection: Guy in hunter hat smoking outside of Tenley Starbucks around 1 PM today. You smiled but I didn't get to say hi. Who are you?!
• [Editor’s Note: If you submitted a rant in the past day and it isn’t posted here, it is because one person submitted thousands of rants (copy and pasted passages from Les Mis) and maxed out the form, so if you ranted after that, your rant was not recorded or received.]
