• Came out to my parents over winter break. Things are definitely different (mostly better), and now I'm ready to take the next step and tell all my closest friends at school, and those interested in me will hopefully hear through the grapevine. Plus, now it'll be easier for me to make a move on people I'm interested in. Not much purpose to this rant, just wanted to share what's basically the most difficult things I'll ever have to do in my life with you guys. :)
• @"RACISIM IS ALIVE". Not sure if you're trolling or just take the world way too seriously.
• I wish I could know which guys on campus (who aren’t out) were bi or gay. Especially the more (I'm not a fan of using this term, and please don't explode with rants about stereotypes and classifications and discriminating), but more of the "masculine" group of gay or bi guys on campus. In my opinion, a lot of the gay guys at AU are very effeminate, and I'm just not attracted to that as much as I am more bro-y, masculine, or athletic guys. Are there any other guys that feel this way?
• @when something is broken we change its name: <3
• @sex buddy: You and "proud to be a slut" should get together and embrace your sexuality :)
• If I had $3 million dollars to donate to the university, I'd insist on a new building with the sole purpose of housing the phonathon.And it would have windows.
• Not having a roommate is the best thing ever, I honeslty hope I do not get one
• New Eagle website, same awful editor! [Editor’s Note: Now with 30% less sodium!] -HAHA ...not [Editor’s Note: syke.]
• No problem editor, I gotchu covered.
• @"What happens when a guy has to pee and poop at the same time." I figure it can't be that different from when ladies do it. You sit down, you pee a bit, you poo a bit, and maybe you pee a little bit more. What's not to get?
• Sociology is the crapy, misguided knock-off of Social Psychology.
• When are rants gonna actually return to normalcy?
• @guys who have to poop and pee at the same time: We just do them both...can girls not do that?
• AU mens soccer has some of the most attractive guys at this school on the team, but they are almost never on campus. It's like they're some kind of mystical creature. Like unicorns but sexier
• @Everyone thinks I got less slutty last semester. I slept with way more people, I just got better about hiding it. I’m enjoying it, and I’m proud of myself: Why are you proud of yourself for being a slut? You're not even talking about it in an empowering way, like the anti-rape and anti-sexual violence "Slut Walk". You're just proud of your promiscuity? Seriously?
• @• I miss her so much; the loneliness without her is too great. The winter nights too dark: Dude cheer up! I feel your pain, but there are like 3 billion women in the world! If I had realized how happy I'd be *after* I stopped thinking about my most recent ex all the time, I'd have made a stronger effort to move on quicker last semester. Not sure if you're dealing with a break up or a LDR, but either way, don't worry man! Everything works out for the best, really!
• @• I’m so lonely I buy chocolates that say nice things to me inside the wrapper so that I feel like someone cares.-- that's so sad! Whoever you are, I hope I get to meet you and become your friend!
• @That’s interesting, the few I’ve met here are to me more likeable than many of my fellow liberals. (Shoutout to the libertarians from Letts 3N last year): I'm speaking as a conservative. . . but interesting!
• @• Speaking as a guy, I would never be unfaithful to a girl and I would never willingly help a girl cheat on her boyfriend either. If I found out that crap was going on, I’d lose all interest in you immediately: As another non-douchey guy, I'd just point out that what that guy said is dead-on. Don't stick with a guy who treats you so terribly. You deserve better.
• @Pot smoking hedonists? This makes me want to be a libertarian even more!: Okay, you sound really stupid. . . . way to fit into a stereotype! (Speaking as a libertarian here who gets tired of the stereotyping. And no, I don't smoke.)
• @What does everyone think about putting a Cosi where the McDonalds used to be?: YES YES YES!
• @I want to feel your heart beat inside of me: Aww man, I almost thought you were quoting from I Can't Lie! :/ sadness.
• @• I think I'll start talking to girls. What is the point of being completely awesome and hilarious and really really really ridiculously good looking if I don't talk to anyone?: Lose the attitude first, dude. Or you'll get nowhere.
• @Russian women are finnneee!: Damn yes we are!
• @And this Monday/Tuesday will mark the 22nd year I haven't had a New Years Kiss. Or a kiss at all: I'm so sorry. I'm 22, and I've been lucky to have been kissed before and in relationships, but a few years ago I thought I'd never find love at all. Hang in there. You have to just have faith that somewhere, someone is looking for you who will make you feel complete in a way you've never imagined. Just hang in there.
• @ I HATE COMPLICATED RELATIONSHIPS!: Why? Usually they're the fault of both people. . . unless your bf/gf is really unkind to you or treating you badly, see if there's anything in your current relationship about yourself which you don't like. Then try to fix that.
• I miss you. Come back into my life. If you miss me at all, reach out to me. You have nothing to lose :)
• Redeemer of Israel, our only delight! On whom for a blessing we call. . . .
• I spent hours filling out my okcupid profile and answering the questions. My top rated compatible match of 99% was my cousin, who I didn't know was on okcupid. FML awkward
• @ scared that i’m pregnant even though i got my period but now i’m not getting it: If only there were some sort of cheap and convenient test that allowed one to determine the answer to that question...
• @Editor’s Note: Now with 30% less sodium!: hahahahaha
• I posted like 6 rants that weren't published yesterday. Ugh new formatting system sucks
• How long should I stay in a relationship and give my bf the benefit of the doubt when he has been under stress lately? He's being a douchbag but I know isn't the real him. We've been together 5 years and he's never been like this before. How long should I give him the benefit of the doubt? 3 months? 6 months?
• I hate when public safety is too lazy to unlock the Ward entrance closest to the shuttle stop. Sometimes I want to just go to my class without walking the whole way around the building, especially when it's raining.
• so I didn't pluck my eye brows for 2 weeks and I almost went full unibrow.
• Normal happy childhood back on course Batteries not included
• daily rants are back! yessss
• Katawa Shoujo. Play it fool.
• What kind of characteristics are you looking for in said sex buddy?
• My ex may be a dick head, but bless his heart for putting an ad-blocking software on my computer, because it is really awesome to get no ads on fb or hulu, and I have no idea how he did it.
