• SPA is obviously House Lannister. C'mon, get it together Eagle Rants
• As much as I'm looking forward to going home for finals, it's driving me crazy that everyone is going to be so far away. And I'm just beginning to feel like you might be slightly interested, but it's highly unlikely that I'll see you around campus in the next 5-7 days. Next semester, I guess?
• Backhanded compliment of the day: Your general aura of d****-baggery tends to hide your extremely chivalrous tendencies (however misplaced they always are). But hey, maybe I just don't appreciate chivalry like a woman should.
• @" The Eagle’s list of best films is hilariously terrible. 2012 wasn't a super strong year for (at least, domestic) film," Looks like someone is Zero Dark Butt Hurt-y.
• @ "Au Bon Pain would be perfect for the tunnel space!! Soup + croissants + sandwiches (and AU is in the name - someone make this happen please)" yes yes yes yes yes yes yes can this be a thing? (my eagle bucks would fly out the window, but who cares? i miss having the extra on campus option for when i don't have time to go anywhere else.
• I had a dream that we were dancing to a love song and you were wearing a tux. I'm pretty sure I got dream-married last night. If only I would have seen what my dress looked like.
• @"You’re gonna deal with all of these people in life, you can’t just magically sort them into good, bad, and the two useless houses. This is real life, not a playground of second graders." Congress.
• @"Foreskin Bowles" Explain.. because I truly just don't get it. (I feel like i should. but I don't)
• No, we need something in the tunnel that meets the following criteria: Dirt cheap Food that is terrible for you Open late
• I don't know what it is, but i'm stuck on you. and it has got to stop.
• When people ask me why I don't go clubbing or to parties the reason is simple: I hate most people. People are annoying, rude, and can be genuinely unpleasant, include loud obnoxious music and that fact most of them are drunk and you have my reasoning for being an introvert.
• Does anybody else feel like college is made up of instances of eye contact: to class, from class; at breakfast, lunch, and dinner; with the girl down the hall, the girl across the room, and the girl in your literature class?
• It's finals and all I want to do is curl up and watch Amelie a thousand times. Such is life.
• my roommate eats really loudly
• Spilling aftershave is the worst.
• My sex life has nothing to do with my ability be a leader.
• dtf?
• @cookies and homeland: that is actually my plan for thursday night when i get out of my final as a reward to myself. the night will also most likely include wine or beer.
• there's a blonde I've crossed paths with multiple times around campus, and she says hi to me and I make eye contact and smile, but I can't remember where I recognize her from...well I might remember but I'll keep that to myself for now...to quote Green Day, "I remember the face but I can't recall the name." I want to ask but it may be awkward.
• Jim DeMint started the recession: My plan for the economy is to make plans of me.
• All my roommate does is fight/complain/cry about her long-distance boyfriend..........................
• Status: struggling senior willing to date a freshman for a tdr swipe
• To all the Kogod Grad Students. Leave. you actually are not as smart as you think.
• To the girl next to me who just asked her friend if she was annoying. Yes you are and stop talking.
• Hey, hey YOU! You are unbelievably cute and I've had a thing for you since the very first day I met you, but could you be a little nicer to me? You get so explosively angry and I just can't handle it! I want to tell you how I feel but how can I when you just blow up like that? Just stop bottling everything up and talk to me. I can listen to you and comfort you... in bed. Waddaya say? ;)
• Obligatory rant appreciating the existence of every male in the ROTC program.
• Why are we both so busy? Seeing you is more or less the highlight of my week, but it happens so infrequently. If only I didn't find you so intriguing - then I wouldn't feel so breathless around you and I could pretend that I wasn't enthralled by your charm.
• Lord have mercy on my rough and rowdy ways
• Wearing pajama pants in the middle of day in public is never acceptable. Not even finals week. Pull yourself together.
• AU needs more places for students to study! I've spent more time looking for an acceptable study spot today than I have spent studying!!
• I've always been an introverted person and prized my alone time, but recently I've become scared to be alone. Like I have been overstating my welcome while hanging out with friends, and I've been finding excuses to talk to people even about nothing in particular. And I feel scared when I'm alone about to go to sleep. What's wrong with me?
• I think I like you, but what am i so afraid of? I'm afraid you'll have a small dick and this will not be worth it.
• I definitely had a crush on you until i saw that you had a type. You clearly don't learn from your mistakes. I really sincerely hope this one treats you better then your last one
• @This girl is going out of her way to text me: sorry brah, but she's not that into you. I just pulled the same thing with a guy (trust me, it's not you, we never talked times); he was nice in the beginning and I got all excited and said yes when he asked me out, but now that I know him better I see that he's odd and I regret saying yes. Let her come to you.
• Underlining the whole book makes me look like an intellectual
• Ive been in the library forever, somebody bring me some tacobell? and a gun. I'll love you forever
• The more you talk about your finals the higher grade you'll receive. KARMA
• K im done with the Dom Mazetti! Enjoy finals everyone :D
• I PROCLAIM THIS WEEK NATIONAL CUDDLE WEEK! Everyone drop your books, I've also declared it a bank/federal holiday. Finals are rescheduled for never. Youre welcome
• The worst part about reading the rants about guys being like 'ay gurl I'm interested' is that I know there is no way in hell it can be me because I have NO SINGLE STRAIGHT MALE FRIENDS. Saaaaad.
• I guess the word that female dog is an anti-rant word
• @gay guy bashing on lady bits. you gotta understand why you got called out for misogyny. not being attracted to vag, a-ok. actively hating on it and shaming them? misogyny
• You we're probably only joking about eating together/watching a movie together... but I really hope we do.
• So I'm really into this guy, but I'm embarrassed because I have zero experience...guys of eagle rants, is this bad?
• I would gladly give you the V any day any time.
• I have a crush on the girl I'm tutoring.
• College has turned me into a slut. What have I been missing all my life?
• You expect to kiss under a mistletoe? I expect to fuck.
• Since when has 'being white' made somebody unable to speak up about diversity? Caucasians are just as diverse as Blacks and Hispanics; just because you're Black or Hispanic doesn't make you any more diverse then anybody else, let alone an accepting person and 'diversity expert.'
• cute fiscal cliff reference I guess but hoo-ha is actually the worst euphemism for vagina. it's chill, you can say it no one's going to slap you on the hand with a ruler: VAGINA
• i miss your ginger hair and the way you like to dress
• I hooked up with my professor (just made out in her office). She's separated from her husband, who she says cheated. I'm just worried I'm starting to really like her. She was the hottest kisser I've ever had. . . Am I a terrible person?
• I wish I could move on more fully, the way everyone is telling me you did. If you really have moved on, I genuinely hope you're happy. If you still think of me, rest assured I think of you even on days I wish I didn't. I wish I could have been the guy for you, like I thought I was, but I guess we were both wrong. You have a beautiful soul. Whatever happens, I hope the man in your life cherishes you half as much as I did! Part of me will always love you.
• @I can't seem to forget about you: any hint as to who you're missing, or who you are?
• I have been talked about on AU Compliments, and Spotted Hottie (Stoodel) but no one has ever come out and told me that they think I'm attractive.
• Girls have been posting various "oh you look cute during finals?" memes lately, and let me just say from a guy's perspective that those of you who have been working hard and look like it look a lot more beautiful than the ones who haven't and don't, fwiw.
• If I had a dollar for every time I curse eagle secure I could pay my way through 4 years at AU. F#%^ B#$% S$%#^!!
• I never really got to thank you. I'm dying to run into you so I can say it, but if not-- thank you. thank you.
• @person correcting the Spanish...she said it correctly. that's one of the way we say it :) (source: I'm a native Spanish speaker!).
• why does everyone at this school think they are a leading expert on international affairs. you have things to learn. you are not as smart as you think.
• That's right biddie, you better avoid eye contact with me whenever you see me. Your desperation is almost sad but then I remember you're a crazy person. Enjoy my sloppy seconds.
• New Jersey is the armpit of America
• I just want a nerdy boy (a specific one at the moment, but honestly, I'm not too picky) to go to the Hobbit with on midnight this Thursday. D**m AU's gender ratio, finals business, and my lack of sex appeal!
• Girl on Letts 4 North...I'll always remember that night with you
• I have no shame whoring myself out to you anymore.
• There is no finer a throne that graces my bum than the Ward third floor bathrooms.
• @ "I HATE THIS SCHOOL" I feel ya, bro.
